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- 0:00 John Oliver's Emmy Wins: The host introduces John Oliver, who recently won two Emmy trophies, each weighing 6 lbs 12.5 oz, for "Last Week Tonight with John Oliver" on HBO and HBO Max.
- 0:35 Discomfort with Compliments: Oliver expresses his discomfort with compliments, particularly being told he's "much taller than you'd guess," which he interprets as an insult implying he appears small on screen.
- 2:23 The Burden of Trophies: Oliver highlights the impracticality of carrying multiple heavy Emmy trophies, noting they are not designed for more than one, and humorously compares the carrying box to a "coffin for a small pet."
- 3:16 A Darkly Humorous Dog Story: A humorous, albeit dark, exchange about the host's childhood dog, Fluffy, who drowned in a pool, and Oliver's past dog loss, leading to a shared moment of laughing through pain.
- 4:31 Emmy Security Risk: Oliver jokes about the sharp, heavy metal Emmys posing a security risk when carried onto planes, suggesting one could theoretically "bludgeon a pilot to death" or even "hijack a plane" with them.
- 5:13 Charity Challenge and Short Speech: Oliver's 19-second Emmy acceptance speech contributed $26,000 to the Boys and Girls Club of America, fulfilling a challenge where Nate Bargatze deducted or added money based on speech length. Oliver humorously admits his primary motivation was to cost Bargatze money.
- 6:43 Stephen Colbert's Win: Oliver recounts being backstage when Stephen Colbert won the "Talk Show Emmy" and how he would have been horrified to win that award himself, imagining being booed by the audience.
- 8:22 Post-Emmy Exhaustion: Oliver shares he flew in specifically for the show and is flying out immediately afterward, having been up all night with his children. His kids were more impressed by him meeting "the guy from Taxi Cab TV" (Jimmy Kimmel) than his Emmy wins.
- 9:50 HBO vs. HBO Max Confusion: Oliver humorously struggles to explain the difference between HBO and HBO Max, describing the branding as "ephemeral" and constantly shifting, likening it to a "state of mind."
- 10:54 Monthly Residency with Seth Meyers: He discusses his monthly comedy residency with Seth Meyers at the Beacon Theater in New York, which involves individual standup sets followed by a joint Q&A.
- 11:22 New Year's Eve in Philadelphia: Oliver announces a solo New Year's Eve show in Philadelphia, jokingly attributing his choice to "hating himself" and appreciating the "consistency" and "commitment to the bit" of Philadelphia drunks. He humorously notes the post-show appreciation for life if he "makes it out of Philly Live."
- 12:35 Show Promotion: Final promotion for "Last Week Tonight with John Oliver," airing Sundays on HBO and HBO Max.
- 0:09 Trump's UK Visit: The host notes Donald Trump is visiting the UK for an official visit with the royal family, highlighting unseasonably hot weather in Los Angeles.
- 0:40 King Kong-Sized Protest: A "King Kong sized photo" of Trump with Jeffrey Epstein is displayed outside Windsor Castle, where the Trumps will be staying.
- 1:28 UK Ambassador Fired: The UK ambassador to Washington, Peter Mandlesson, who planned Trump's trip, was fired for his association with Jeffrey Epstein.
- 1:47 Confrontation with Australian Reporter: Trump confronts an Australian reporter for asking about his business activities since the election, threatening to "tell" the Australian Prime Minister about him.
- 2:52 Ballroom Boasting: Trump brags about his $200 million ballroom, claiming it will be "the greatest ballroom anywhere in the world."
- 3:16 $15 Billion Lawsuit Against NYT: Trump files a $15 billion defamation lawsuit against The New York Times, calling it "one of the worst and most degenerate newspapers" and citing his "hundreds of history-making media appearances" including Wrestlemania 5 and Days of Our Lives.
- 5:08 Lawsuit Against "Lucky Loser" Book: Trump also files a frivolous lawsuit against the publisher and authors of the book "Lucky Loser: How Donald Trump squandered his father's Fortune and Created the Illusion of Success."
- 5:37 Rewriting History & National Guard: Trump is accused of ordering national parks to remove signs and exhibits related to slavery and sending the National Guard into Memphis, despite the city having a 25-year low in crime.
- 6:17 JD Vance on the "Far Left": JD Vance, hosting a podcast from the White House, claims that "most of the lunatics in American politics today are proud members of the far left."
- 6:53 DOJ Study Removed: The Department of Justice removed a study that indicated white supremacy and far-right groups are the greatest source of domestic terror and extremist violence in the U.S.
- 7:37 Carl Higgby's Divisive Rhetoric: Newsmax anchor Carl Higgby promotes an "us versus them" mentality, stating he has "no interest in tolerating your views" and that his mother-in-law is banned from his house.
- 8:28 Elon Musk & Eric Trump's Comments: Elon Musk is quoted calling the left the "party of murder," while Eric Trump suggests Charlie Kirk is "probably a second son" to his father.
- 9:16 FBI Director Cash Patel Grilled: FBI Director Cash Patel is questioned by the Senate Judiciary Committee regarding the unreleased Jeffrey Epstein files, appearing evasive and "sniffy."
- 10:06 Evasiveness on Epstein Files: Patel claims there's "no credible information" about anyone Epstein trafficked young women to besides himself, offering no explanation for Ghislaine Maxwell's transfer to a "country club prison" after meeting with Trump's lawyer.
- 10:39 Senator Cory Booker's Rebuke: Senator Cory Booker strongly rebukes Patel, accusing him of supplicating to Donald Trump instead of the Constitution, predicting his imminent removal from office, and praying for him to defend his oath.
- 11:41 More Epstein Documents Released: The House Oversight Committee releases another batch of Epstein documents.
- 12:00 Satirical "Cash for Files" Ad: A satirical advertisement for "cashforfiles.com" is presented, offering original unredacted pages from the Epstein files for $1,000, guaranteed to include at least one public figure's name.
- 0:07 NFL Kickoff Rule: The President (Donald Trump) criticizes the new NFL kickoff rule via social media, calling it "ridiculous" and "dangerous."
- 1:09 TikTok Deal: The Treasury Secretary announces a framework deal to sell TikTok to an American company, with rumors pointing to MAGA billionaire Larry Ellison as the buyer, drawing concerns about data harvesting shifting from China to a Trump ally.
- 2:02 President's Reaction to "Charlie Kirk's" Murder: The White House flies flags at half-staff following the murder of "Charlie Kirk." The President's (Trump's) public reaction is satirized as self-absorbed, repeatedly pivoting to discussions about building a new ballroom at the White House.
- 4:11 Trump on Fox & Friends: Trump's appearance on Fox News is lampooned, showing hosts attempting to guide him towards a "reasonable" response regarding revenge after the murder, only for Trump to make an absurd claim that California "doesn't have ballot boxes."
- 5:21 FBI Head's Misleading Statement: The FBI head (Cash Patel) is criticized for prematurely and falsely claiming the killer was caught, justifying it as a "heat of the moment" communication.
- 6:15 Marjorie Taylor Green's "National Divorce": Utah Governor Spencer Cox advocates for humanity and connection, while Marjorie Taylor Green proposes a "peaceful national divorce," claiming the left "hates us" and wants conservatives dead.
- 7:11 Emmys Recap: The host (Jimmy Kimmel) recaps the Emmys, acknowledging his show lost Best Talk Show to Stephen Colbert but congratulating other winners like John Oliver and Seth Rogen.
- 8:12 Emmys Behind-the-Scenes: Kimmel describes the Emmys as a chaotic event, comparing it to a hockey game with poor logistics and featuring a comedic image of Jake Gyllenhaal using an animal trough as a urinal.
- 8:50 Guillermo's Emmy Role: Guillermo (GMO), the show's security guard, is shown greeting Emmy winners backstage, offering sarcastic congratulations and sharing a "special tea."
- 10:22 "Back to Back to Backpack" Game: A segment where guests pull questions from a backpack, leading to a story about the host's first crush, Kathleen Johnson.
- 11:41 Guillermo's Charity: A satirical "charity" called "GMO's Child" is introduced, asking for donations to support Guillermo's expensive son, Benji.
- 12:40 "Win Your Heavy Bag" Game: A guest plays a game guessing who Guillermo is thinking about, successfully identifying Chariss Teran.
- 13:31 "Between the Backs" Game: Another game reveals a tequila bottle shaped like Guillermo's head, leading to a shared shot.
- 15:21 Comedic Physical Exam: A guest, playing a doctor, performs a humorous "physical exam" on Guillermo, which includes a "urine sample" of tequila and sharing a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style.
- 16:40 YouTube Milestone: The video concludes with a quick announcement celebrating 20 million YouTube subscribers.
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*Abstract:* This video features an interview with John Oliver, host of "Last Week Tonight," shortly after his two Emmy wins. The discussion covers the practical challenges of carrying multiple heavy Emmy trophies and a humorous tangent about his childhood dog. Oliver details his remarkably short 19-second Emmy speech, which significantly boosted a charity donation as part of a challenge. He humorously describes his relief at not winning the "Talk Show Emmy" over Stephen Colbert and expresses confusion over the ever-changing HBO/HBO Max branding. The interview concludes with mentions of his monthly residency with Seth Meyers and an upcoming New Year's Eve solo show in Philadelphia, chosen for its unique audience. *Interview with John Oliver: Emmy Wins, Charity Speeches, and Unpacking HBO Max* * *0:00 John Oliver's Emmy Wins:* The host introduces John Oliver, who recently won two Emmy trophies, each weighing 6 lbs 12.5 oz, for "Last Week Tonight with John Oliver" on HBO and HBO Max. * *0:35 Discomfort with Compliments:* Oliver expresses his discomfort with compliments, particularly being told he's "much taller than you'd guess," which he interprets as an insult implying he appears small on screen. * *2:23 The Burden of Trophies:* Oliver highlights the impracticality of carrying multiple heavy Emmy trophies, noting they are not designed for more than one, and humorously compares the carrying box to a "coffin for a small pet." * *3:16 A Darkly Humorous Dog Story:* A humorous, albeit dark, exchange about the host's childhood dog, Fluffy, who drowned in a pool, and Oliver's past dog loss, leading to a shared moment of laughing through pain. * *4:31 Emmy Security Risk:* Oliver jokes about the sharp, heavy metal Emmys posing a security risk when carried onto planes, suggesting one could theoretically "bludgeon a pilot to death" or even "hijack a plane" with them. * *5:13 Charity Challenge and Short Speech:* Oliver's 19-second Emmy acceptance speech contributed $26,000 to the Boys and Girls Club of America, fulfilling a challenge where Nate Bargatze deducted or added money based on speech length. Oliver humorously admits his primary motivation was to cost Bargatze money. * *6:43 Stephen Colbert's Win:* Oliver recounts being backstage when Stephen Colbert won the "Talk Show Emmy" and how he would have been horrified to win that award himself, imagining being booed by the audience. * *8:22 Post-Emmy Exhaustion:* Oliver shares he flew in specifically for the show and is flying out immediately afterward, having been up all night with his children. His kids were more impressed by him meeting "the guy from Taxi Cab TV" (Jimmy Kimmel) than his Emmy wins. * *9:50 HBO vs. HBO Max Confusion:* Oliver humorously struggles to explain the difference between HBO and HBO Max, describing the branding as "ephemeral" and constantly shifting, likening it to a "state of mind." * *10:54 Monthly Residency with Seth Meyers:* He discusses his monthly comedy residency with Seth Meyers at the Beacon Theater in New York, which involves individual standup sets followed by a joint Q&A. * *11:22 New Year's Eve in Philadelphia:* Oliver announces a solo New Year's Eve show in Philadelphia, jokingly attributing his choice to "hating himself" and appreciating the "consistency" and "commitment to the bit" of Philadelphia drunks. He humorously notes the post-show appreciation for life if he "makes it out of Philly Live." * *12:35 Show Promotion:* Final promotion for "Last Week Tonight with John Oliver," airing Sundays on HBO and HBO Max. I used gemini-2.5-flash| input-price: 0.3 output-price: 2.5 max-context-length: 128_000 on rocketrecap dot com to summarize the transcript. Cost (if I didn't use the free tier): $0.0074 Input tokens: 17671 Output tokens: 823
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This video features an interview with John Oliver, host of "Last Week Tonight," shortly after his two Emmy wins. The discussion covers the practical challenges of carrying multiple heavy Emmy trophies and a humorous tangent about his childhood dog. Oliver details his remarkably short 19-second Emmy speech, which significantly boosted a charity donation as part of a challenge. He humorously describes his relief at not winning the "Talk Show Emmy" over Stephen Colbert and expresses confusion over the ever-changing HBO/HBO Max branding. The interview concludes with mentions of his monthly residency with Seth Meyers and an upcoming New Year's Eve solo show in Philadelphia, chosen for its unique audience.
Interview with John Oliver: Emmy Wins, Charity Speeches, and Unpacking HBO Max
Below, I will provide input for an example video (comprising of title, description, and transcript, in this order) and the corresponding abstract and summary I expect. Afterward, I will provide a new transcript that I want you to summarize in the same format. **Please give an abstract of the transcript and then summarize the transcript in a self-contained bullet list format.** Include starting timestamps, important details and key takeaways. Example Input: Fluidigm Polaris Part 2- illuminator and camera mikeselectricstuff 131K subscribers Subscribed 369 Share Download Clip Save 5,857 views Aug 26, 2024 Fluidigm Polaris part 1 : • Fluidigm Polaris (Part 1) - Biotech g... Ebay listings: https://www.ebay.co.uk/usr/mikeselect... Merch https://mikeselectricstuff.creator-sp... Transcript Follow along using the transcript. Show transcript mikeselectricstuff 131K subscribers Videos About Support on Patreon 40 Comments @robertwatsonbath 6 hours ago Thanks Mike. Ooof! - with the level of bodgery going on around 15:48 I think shame would have made me do a board re spin, out of my own pocket if I had to. 1 Reply @Muonium1 9 hours ago The green LED looks different from the others and uses phosphor conversion because of the "green gap" problem where green InGaN emitters suffer efficiency droop at high currents. Phosphide based emitters don't start becoming efficient until around 600nm so also can't be used for high power green emitters. See the paper and plot by Matthias Auf der Maur in his 2015 paper on alloy fluctuations in InGaN as the cause of reduced external quantum efficiency at longer (green) wavelengths. 4 Reply 1 reply @tafsirnahian669 10 hours ago (edited) Can this be used as an astrophotography camera? Reply mikeselectricstuff · 1 reply @mikeselectricstuff 6 hours ago Yes, but may need a shutter to avoid light during readout Reply @2010craggy 11 hours ago Narrowband filters we use in Astronomy (Astrophotography) are sided- they work best passing light in one direction so I guess the arrows on the filter frames indicate which way round to install them in the filter wheel. 1 Reply @vitukz 12 hours ago A mate with Channel @extractions&ire could use it 2 Reply @RobertGallop 19 hours ago That LED module says it can go up to 28 amps!!! 21 amps for 100%. You should see what it does at 20 amps! Reply @Prophes0r 19 hours ago I had an "Oh SHIT!" moment when I realized that the weird trapezoidal shape of that light guide was for keystone correction of the light source. Very clever. 6 Reply @OneBiOzZ 20 hours ago given the cost of the CCD you think they could have run another PCB for it 9 Reply @tekvax01 21 hours ago $20 thousand dollars per minute of run time! 1 Reply @tekvax01 22 hours ago "We spared no expense!" John Hammond Jurassic Park. *(that's why this thing costs the same as a 50-seat Greyhound Bus coach!) Reply @florianf4257 22 hours ago The smearing on the image could be due to the fact that you don't use a shutter, so you see brighter stripes under bright areas of the image as you still iluminate these pixels while the sensor data ist shifted out towards the top. I experienced this effect back at university with a LN-Cooled CCD for Spectroscopy. The stripes disapeared as soon as you used the shutter instead of disabling it in the open position (but fokussing at 100ms integration time and continuous readout with a focal plane shutter isn't much fun). 12 Reply mikeselectricstuff · 1 reply @mikeselectricstuff 12 hours ago I didn't think of that, but makes sense 2 Reply @douro20 22 hours ago (edited) The red LED reminds me of one from Roithner Lasertechnik. I have a Symbol 2D scanner which uses two very bright LEDs from that company, one red and one red-orange. The red-orange is behind a lens which focuses it into an extremely narrow beam. 1 Reply @RicoElectrico 23 hours ago PFG is Pulse Flush Gate according to the datasheet. Reply @dcallan812 23 hours ago Very interesting. 2x Reply @littleboot_ 1 day ago Cool interesting device Reply @dav1dbone 1 day ago I've stripped large projectors, looks similar, wonder if some of those castings are a magnesium alloy? Reply @kevywevvy8833 1 day ago ironic that some of those Phlatlight modules are used in some of the cheapest disco lights. 1 Reply 1 reply @bill6255 1 day ago Great vid - gets right into subject in title, its packed with information, wraps up quickly. Should get a YT award! imho 3 Reply @JAKOB1977 1 day ago (edited) The whole sensor module incl. a 5 grand 50mpix sensor for 49 £.. highest bid atm Though also a limited CCD sensor, but for the right buyer its a steal at these relative low sums. Architecture Full Frame CCD (Square Pixels) Total Number of Pixels 8304 (H) × 6220 (V) = 51.6 Mp Number of Effective Pixels 8208 (H) × 6164 (V) = 50.5 Mp Number of Active Pixels 8176 (H) × 6132 (V) = 50.1 Mp Pixel Size 6.0 m (H) × 6.0 m (V) Active Image Size 49.1 mm (H) × 36.8 mm (V) 61.3 mm (Diagonal), 645 1.1x Optical Format Aspect Ratio 4:3 Horizontal Outputs 4 Saturation Signal 40.3 ke− Output Sensitivity 31 V/e− Quantum Efficiency KAF−50100−CAA KAF−50100−AAA KAF−50100−ABA (with Lens) 22%, 22%, 16% (Peak R, G, B) 25% 62% Read Noise (f = 18 MHz) 12.5 e− Dark Signal (T = 60°C) 42 pA/cm2 Dark Current Doubling Temperature 5.7°C Dynamic Range (f = 18 MHz) 70.2 dB Estimated Linear Dynamic Range (f = 18 MHz) 69.3 dB Charge Transfer Efficiency Horizontal Vertical 0.999995 0.999999 Blooming Protection (4 ms Exposure Time) 800X Saturation Exposure Maximum Date Rate 18 MHz Package Ceramic PGA Cover Glass MAR Coated, 2 Sides or Clear Glass Features • TRUESENSE Transparent Gate Electrode for High Sensitivity • Ultra-High Resolution • Board Dynamic Range • Low Noise Architecture • Large Active Imaging Area Applications • Digitization • Mapping/Aerial • Photography • Scientific Thx for the tear down Mike, always a joy Reply @martinalooksatthings 1 day ago 15:49 that is some great bodging on of caps, they really didn't want to respin that PCB huh 8 Reply @RhythmGamer 1 day ago Was depressed today and then a new mike video dropped and now I’m genuinely happy to get my tear down fix 1 Reply @dine9093 1 day ago (edited) Did you transfrom into Mr Blobby for a moment there? 2 Reply @NickNorton 1 day ago Thanks Mike. Your videos are always interesting. 5 Reply @KeritechElectronics 1 day ago Heavy optics indeed... Spare no expense, cost no object. Splendid build quality. The CCD is a thing of beauty! 1 Reply @YSoreil 1 day ago The pricing on that sensor is about right, I looked in to these many years ago when they were still in production since it's the only large sensor you could actually buy. Really cool to see one in the wild. 2 Reply @snik2pl 1 day ago That leds look like from led projector Reply @vincei4252 1 day ago TDI = Time Domain Integration ? 1 Reply @wolpumba4099 1 day ago (edited) Maybe the camera should not be illuminated during readout. From the datasheet of the sensor (Onsemi): saturation 40300 electrons, read noise 12.5 electrons per pixel @ 18MHz (quite bad). quantum efficiency 62% (if it has micro lenses), frame rate 1 Hz. lateral overflow drain to prevent blooming protects against 800x (factor increases linearly with exposure time) saturation exposure (32e6 electrons per pixel at 4ms exposure time), microlens has +/- 20 degree acceptance angle i guess it would be good for astrophotography 4 Reply @txm100 1 day ago (edited) Babe wake up a new mikeselectricstuff has dropped! 9 Reply @vincei4252 1 day ago That looks like a finger-lakes filter wheel, however, for astronomy they'd never use such a large stepper. 1 Reply @MRooodddvvv 1 day ago yaaaaay ! more overcomplicated optical stuff ! 4 Reply 1 reply @NoPegs 1 day ago He lives! 11 Reply 1 reply Transcript 0:00 so I've stripped all the bits of the 0:01 optical system so basically we've got 0:03 the uh the camera 0:05 itself which is mounted on this uh very 0:09 complex 0:10 adjustment thing which obviously to set 0:13 you the various tilt and uh alignment 0:15 stuff then there's two of these massive 0:18 lenses I've taken one of these apart I 0:20 think there's something like about eight 0:22 or nine Optical elements in here these 0:25 don't seem to do a great deal in terms 0:26 of electr magnification they're obiously 0:28 just about getting the image to where it 0:29 uh where it needs to be just so that 0:33 goes like that then this Optical block I 0:36 originally thought this was made of some 0:37 s crazy heavy material but it's just 0:39 really the sum of all these Optical bits 0:41 are just ridiculously heavy those lenses 0:43 are about 4 kilos each and then there's 0:45 this very heavy very solid um piece that 0:47 goes in the middle and this is so this 0:49 is the filter wheel assembly with a 0:51 hilariously oversized steper 0:53 motor driving this wheel with these very 0:57 large narrow band filters so we've got 1:00 various different shades of uh 1:03 filters there five Al together that 1:06 one's actually just showing up a silver 1:07 that's actually a a red but fairly low 1:10 transmission orangey red blue green 1:15 there's an excess cover on this side so 1:16 the filters can be accessed and changed 1:19 without taking anything else apart even 1:21 this is like ridiculous it's like solid 1:23 aluminium this is just basically a cover 1:25 the actual wavelengths of these are um 1:27 488 525 570 630 and 700 NM not sure what 1:32 the suffix on that perhaps that's the uh 1:34 the width of the spectral line say these 1:37 are very narrow band filters most of 1:39 them are you very little light through 1:41 so it's still very tight narrow band to 1:43 match the um fluoresence of the dies 1:45 they're using in the biochemical process 1:48 and obviously to reject the light that's 1:49 being fired at it from that Illuminator 1:51 box and then there's a there's a second 1:53 one of these lenses then the actual sort 1:55 of samples below that so uh very serious 1:58 amount of very uh chunky heavy Optics 2:01 okay let's take a look at this light 2:02 source made by company Lumen Dynamics 2:04 who are now part of 2:06 excelitas self-contained unit power 2:08 connector USB and this which one of the 2:11 Cable Bundle said was a TTL interface 2:14 USB wasn't used in uh the fluid 2:17 application output here and I think this 2:19 is an input for um light feedback I 2:21 don't if it's regulated or just a measur 2:23 measurement facility and the uh fiber 2:27 assembly 2:29 Square Inlet there and then there's two 2:32 outputs which have uh lens assemblies 2:35 and this small one which goes back into 2:37 that small Port just Loops out of here 2:40 straight back in So on this side we've 2:42 got the electronics which look pretty 2:44 straightforward we've got a bit of power 2:45 supply stuff over here and we've got 2:48 separate drivers for each wavelength now 2:50 interesting this is clearly been very 2:52 specifically made for this application 2:54 you I was half expecting like say some 2:56 generic drivers that could be used for a 2:58 number of different things but actually 3:00 literally specified the exact wavelength 3:02 on the PCB there is provision here for 3:04 385 NM which isn't populated but this is 3:07 clearly been designed very specifically 3:09 so these four drivers look the same but 3:10 then there's two higher power ones for 3:12 575 and 3:14 520 a slightly bigger heat sink on this 3:16 575 section there a p 24 which is 3:20 providing USB interface USB isolator the 3:23 USB interface just presents as a comport 3:26 I did have a quick look but I didn't 3:27 actually get anything sensible um I did 3:29 dump the Pi code out and there's a few 3:31 you a few sort of commands that you 3:32 could see in text but I didn't actually 3:34 manage to get it working properly I 3:36 found some software for related version 3:38 but it didn't seem to want to talk to it 3:39 but um I say that wasn't used for the 3:41 original application it might be quite 3:42 interesting to get try and get the Run 3:44 hours count out of it and the TTL 3:46 interface looks fairly straightforward 3:48 we've got positions for six opto 3:50 isolators but only five five are 3:52 installed so that corresponds with the 3:54 unused thing so I think this hopefully 3:56 should be as simple as just providing a 3:57 ttrl signal for each color to uh enable 4:00 it a big heat sink here which is there I 4:03 think there's like a big S of metal 4:04 plate through the middle of this that 4:05 all the leads are mounted on the other 4:07 side so this is heat sinking it with a 4:09 air flow from a uh just a fan in here 4:13 obviously don't have the air flow 4:14 anywhere near the Optics so conduction 4:17 cool through to this plate that's then 4:18 uh air cooled got some pots which are 4:21 presumably power 4:22 adjustments okay let's take a look at 4:24 the other side which is uh much more 4:27 interesting see we've got some uh very 4:31 uh neatly Twisted cable assemblies there 4:35 a bunch of leads so we've got one here 4:37 475 up here 430 NM 630 575 and 520 4:44 filters and dcro mirrors a quick way to 4:48 see what's white is if we just shine 4:49 some white light through 4:51 here not sure how it is is to see on the 4:54 camera but shining white light we do 4:55 actually get a bit of red a bit of blue 4:57 some yellow here so the obstacle path 5:00 575 it goes sort of here bounces off 5:03 this mirror and goes out the 520 goes 5:07 sort of down here across here and up 5:09 there 630 goes basically straight 5:13 through 5:15 430 goes across there down there along 5:17 there and the 475 goes down here and 5:20 left this is the light sensing thing 5:22 think here there's just a um I think 5:24 there a photo diode or other sensor 5:26 haven't actually taken that off and 5:28 everything's fixed down to this chunk of 5:31 aluminium which acts as the heat 5:32 spreader that then conducts the heat to 5:33 the back side for the heat 5:35 sink and the actual lead packages all 5:38 look fairly similar except for this one 5:41 on the 575 which looks quite a bit more 5:44 substantial big spay 5:46 Terminals and the interface for this 5:48 turned out to be extremely simple it's 5:50 literally a 5V TTL level to enable each 5:54 color doesn't seem to be any tensity 5:56 control but there are some additional 5:58 pins on that connector that weren't used 5:59 in the through time thing so maybe 6:01 there's some extra lines that control 6:02 that I couldn't find any data on this uh 6:05 unit and the um their current product 6:07 range is quite significantly different 6:09 so we've got the uh blue these 6:13 might may well be saturating the camera 6:16 so they might look a bit weird so that's 6:17 the 430 6:18 blue the 575 6:24 yellow uh 6:26 475 light blue 6:29 the uh 520 6:31 green and the uh 630 red now one 6:36 interesting thing I noticed for the 6:39 575 it's actually it's actually using a 6:42 white lead and then filtering it rather 6:44 than using all the other ones are using 6:46 leads which are the fundamental colors 6:47 but uh this is actually doing white and 6:50 it's a combination of this filter and 6:52 the dichroic mirrors that are turning to 6:55 Yellow if we take the filter out and a 6:57 lot of the a lot of the um blue content 7:00 is going this way the red is going 7:02 straight through these two mirrors so 7:05 this is clearly not reflecting much of 7:08 that so we end up with the yellow coming 7:10 out of uh out of there which is a fairly 7:14 light yellow color which you don't 7:16 really see from high intensity leads so 7:19 that's clearly why they've used the 7:20 white to uh do this power consumption of 7:23 the white is pretty high so going up to 7:25 about 2 and 1 half amps on that color 7:27 whereas most of the other colors are 7:28 only drawing half an amp or so at 24 7:30 volts the uh the green is up to about 7:32 1.2 but say this thing is uh much 7:35 brighter and if you actually run all the 7:38 colors at the same time you get a fairly 7:41 reasonable um looking white coming out 7:43 of it and one thing you might just be 7:45 out to notice is there is some sort 7:46 color banding around here that's not 7:49 getting uh everything s completely 7:51 concentric and I think that's where this 7:53 fiber optic thing comes 7:58 in I'll 8:00 get a couple of Fairly accurately shaped 8:04 very sort of uniform color and looking 8:06 at What's um inside here we've basically 8:09 just got this Square Rod so this is 8:12 clearly yeah the lights just bouncing 8:13 off all the all the various sides to um 8:16 get a nice uniform illumination uh this 8:19 back bit looks like it's all potted so 8:21 nothing I really do to get in there I 8:24 think this is fiber so I have come 8:26 across um cables like this which are 8:27 liquid fill but just looking through the 8:30 end of this it's probably a bit hard to 8:31 see it does look like there fiber ends 8:34 going going on there and so there's this 8:36 feedback thing which is just obviously 8:39 compensating for the any light losses 8:41 through here to get an accurate 8:43 representation of uh the light that's 8:45 been launched out of these two 8:47 fibers and you see uh 8:49 these have got this sort of trapezium 8:54 shape light guides again it's like a 8:56 sort of acrylic or glass light guide 9:00 guess projected just to make the right 9:03 rectangular 9:04 shape and look at this Center assembly 9:07 um the light output doesn't uh change 9:10 whether you feed this in or not so it's 9:11 clear not doing any internal Clos Loop 9:14 control obviously there may well be some 9:16 facility for it to do that but it's not 9:17 being used in this 9:19 application and so this output just 9:21 produces a voltage on the uh outle 9:24 connector proportional to the amount of 9:26 light that's present so there's a little 9:28 diffuser in the back there 9:30 and then there's just some kind of uh 9:33 Optical sensor looks like a 9:35 chip looking at the lead it's a very 9:37 small package on the PCB with this lens 9:40 assembly over the top and these look 9:43 like they're actually on a copper 9:44 Metalized PCB for maximum thermal 9:47 performance and yeah it's a very small 9:49 package looks like it's a ceramic 9:51 package and there's a thermister there 9:53 for temperature monitoring this is the 9:56 475 blue one this is the 520 need to 9:59 Green which is uh rather different OB 10:02 it's a much bigger D with lots of bond 10:04 wise but also this looks like it's using 10:05 a phosphor if I shine a blue light at it 10:08 lights up green so this is actually a 10:10 phosphor conversion green lead which 10:12 I've I've come across before they want 10:15 that specific wavelength so they may be 10:17 easier to tune a phosphor than tune the 10:20 um semiconductor material to get the uh 10:23 right right wavelength from the lead 10:24 directly uh red 630 similar size to the 10:28 blue one or does seem to have a uh a 10:31 lens on top of it there is a sort of red 10:33 coloring to 10:35 the die but that doesn't appear to be 10:38 fluorescent as far as I can 10:39 tell and the white one again a little 10:41 bit different sort of much higher 10:43 current 10:46 connectors a makeer name on that 10:48 connector flot light not sure if that's 10:52 the connector or the lead 10:54 itself and obviously with the phosphor 10:56 and I'd imagine that phosphor may well 10:58 be tuned to get the maximum to the uh 5 11:01 cenm and actually this white one looks 11:04 like a St fairly standard product I just 11:06 found it in Mouse made by luminous 11:09 devices in fact actually I think all 11:11 these are based on various luminous 11:13 devices modules and they're you take 11:17 looks like they taking the nearest 11:18 wavelength and then just using these 11:19 filters to clean it up to get a precise 11:22 uh spectral line out of it so quite a 11:25 nice neat and um extreme 11:30 bright light source uh sure I've got any 11:33 particular use for it so I think this 11:35 might end up on 11:36 eBay but uh very pretty to look out and 11:40 without the uh risk of burning your eyes 11:43 out like you do with lasers so I thought 11:45 it would be interesting to try and 11:46 figure out the runtime of this things 11:48 like this we usually keep some sort 11:49 record of runtime cuz leads degrade over 11:51 time I couldn't get any software to work 11:52 through the USB face but then had a 11:54 thought probably going to be writing the 11:55 runtime periodically to the e s prom so 11:58 I just just scope up that and noticed it 12:00 was doing right every 5 minutes so I 12:02 just ran it for a while periodically 12:04 reading the E squ I just held the pick 12:05 in in reset and um put clip over to read 12:07 the square prom and found it was writing 12:10 one location per color every 5 minutes 12:12 so if one color was on it would write 12:14 that location every 5 minutes and just 12:16 increment it by one so after doing a few 12:18 tests with different colors of different 12:19 time periods it looked extremely 12:21 straightforward it's like a four bite 12:22 count for each color looking at the 12:24 original data that was in it all the 12:26 colors apart from Green were reading 12:28 zero and the green was reading four 12:30 indicating a total 20 minutes run time 12:32 ever if it was turned on run for a short 12:34 time then turned off that might not have 12:36 been counted but even so indicates this 12:37 thing wasn't used a great deal the whole 12:40 s process of doing a run can be several 12:42 hours but it'll only be doing probably 12:43 the Imaging at the end of that so you 12:46 wouldn't expect to be running for a long 12:47 time but say a single color for 20 12:50 minutes over its whole lifetime does 12:52 seem a little bit on the low side okay 12:55 let's look at the camera un fortunately 12:57 I managed to not record any sound when I 12:58 did this it's also a couple of months 13:00 ago so there's going to be a few details 13:02 that I've forgotten so I'm just going to 13:04 dub this over the original footage so um 13:07 take the lid off see this massive great 13:10 heat sink so this is a pel cool camera 13:12 we've got this blower fan producing a 13:14 fair amount of air flow through 13:16 it the connector here there's the ccds 13:19 mounted on the board on the 13:24 right this unplugs so we've got a bit of 13:27 power supply stuff on here 13:29 USB interface I think that's the Cyprus 13:32 microcontroller High speeded USB 13:34 interface there's a zyink spon fpga some 13:40 RAM and there's a couple of ATD 13:42 converters can't quite read what those 13:45 those are but anal 13:47 devices um little bit of bodgery around 13:51 here extra decoupling obviously they 13:53 have having some noise issues this is 13:55 around the ram chip quite a lot of extra 13:57 capacitors been added there 13:59 uh there's a couple of amplifiers prior 14:01 to the HD converter buffers or Andor 14:05 amplifiers taking the CCD 14:08 signal um bit more power spy stuff here 14:11 this is probably all to do with 14:12 generating the various CCD bias voltages 14:14 they uh need quite a lot of exotic 14:18 voltages next board down is just a 14:20 shield and an interconnect 14:24 boardly shielding the power supply stuff 14:26 from some the more sensitive an log 14:28 stuff 14:31 and this is the bottom board which is 14:32 just all power supply 14:34 stuff as you can see tons of capacitors 14:37 or Transformer in 14:42 there and this is the CCD which is a uh 14:47 very impressive thing this is a kf50 100 14:50 originally by true sense then codec 14:53 there ON 14:54 Semiconductor it's 50 megapixels uh the 14:58 only price I could find was this one 15:00 5,000 bucks and the architecture you can 15:03 see there actually two separate halves 15:04 which explains the Dual AZ converters 15:06 and two amplifiers it's literally split 15:08 down the middle and duplicated so it's 15:10 outputting two streams in parallel just 15:13 to keep the bandwidth sensible and it's 15:15 got this amazing um diffraction effects 15:18 it's got micro lenses over the pixel so 15:20 there's there's a bit more Optics going 15:22 on than on a normal 15:25 sensor few more bodges on the CCD board 15:28 including this wire which isn't really 15:29 tacked down very well which is a bit uh 15:32 bit of a mess quite a few bits around 15:34 this board where they've uh tacked 15:36 various bits on which is not super 15:38 impressive looks like CCD drivers on the 15:40 left with those 3 ohm um damping 15:43 resistors on the 15:47 output get a few more little bodges 15:50 around here some of 15:52 the and there's this separator the 15:54 silica gel to keep the moisture down but 15:56 there's this separator that actually 15:58 appears to be cut from piece of 15:59 antistatic 16:04 bag and this sort of thermal block on 16:06 top of this stack of three pel Cola 16:12 modules so as with any Stacks they get 16:16 um larger as they go back towards the 16:18 heat sink because each P's got to not 16:20 only take the heat from the previous but 16:21 also the waste heat which is quite 16:27 significant you see a little temperature 16:29 sensor here that copper block which 16:32 makes contact with the back of the 16:37 CCD and this's the back of the 16:40 pelas this then contacts the heat sink 16:44 on the uh rear there a few thermal pads 16:46 as well for some of the other power 16:47 components on this 16:51 PCB okay I've connected this uh camera 16:54 up I found some drivers on the disc that 16:56 seem to work under Windows 7 couldn't 16:58 get to install under Windows 11 though 17:01 um in the absence of any sort of lens or 17:03 being bothered to the proper amount I've 17:04 just put some f over it and put a little 17:06 pin in there to make a pinhole lens and 17:08 software gives a few options I'm not 17:11 entirely sure what all these are there's 17:12 obviously a clock frequency 22 MHz low 17:15 gain and with PFG no idea what that is 17:19 something something game programmable 17:20 Something game perhaps ver exposure 17:23 types I think focus is just like a 17:25 continuous grab until you tell it to 17:27 stop not entirely sure all these options 17:30 are obviously exposure time uh triggers 17:33 there ex external hardware trigger inut 17:35 you just trigger using a um thing on 17:37 screen so the resolution is 8176 by 17:40 6132 and you can actually bin those 17:42 where you combine multiple pixels to get 17:46 increased gain at the expense of lower 17:48 resolution down this is a 10sec exposure 17:51 obviously of the pin hole it's very uh 17:53 intensitive so we just stand still now 17:56 downloading it there's the uh exposure 17:59 so when it's 18:01 um there's a little status thing down 18:03 here so that tells you the um exposure 18:07 [Applause] 18:09 time it's this is just it 18:15 downloading um it is quite I'm seeing 18:18 quite a lot like smearing I think that I 18:20 don't know whether that's just due to 18:21 pixels overloading or something else I 18:24 mean yeah it's not it's not um out of 18:26 the question that there's something not 18:27 totally right about this camera 18:28 certainly was bodge wise on there um I 18:31 don't I'd imagine a camera like this 18:32 it's got a fairly narrow range of 18:34 intensities that it's happy with I'm not 18:36 going to spend a great deal of time on 18:38 this if you're interested in this camera 18:40 maybe for astronomy or something and 18:42 happy to sort of take the risk of it may 18:44 not be uh perfect I'll um I think I'll 18:47 stick this on eBay along with the 18:48 Illuminator I'll put a link down in the 18:50 description to the listing take your 18:52 chances to grab a bargain so for example 18:54 here we see this vertical streaking so 18:56 I'm not sure how normal that is this is 18:58 on fairly bright scene looking out the 19:02 window if I cut the exposure time down 19:04 on that it's now 1 second 19:07 exposure again most of the image 19:09 disappears again this is looks like it's 19:11 possibly over still overloading here go 19:14 that go down to say say quarter a 19:16 second so again I think there might be 19:19 some Auto gain control going on here um 19:21 this is with the PFG option let's try 19:23 turning that off and see what 19:25 happens so I'm not sure this is actually 19:27 more streaking or which just it's 19:29 cranked up the gain all the dis display 19:31 gray scale to show what um you know the 19:33 range of things that it's captured 19:36 there's one of one of 12 things in the 19:38 software there's um you can see of you 19:40 can't seem to read out the temperature 19:42 of the pelta cooler but you can set the 19:44 temperature and if you said it's a 19:46 different temperature you see the power 19:48 consumption jump up running the cooler 19:50 to get the temperature you requested but 19:52 I can't see anything anywhere that tells 19:54 you whether the cool is at the at the 19:56 temperature other than the power 19:57 consumption going down and there's no 19:59 temperature read out 20:03 here and just some yeah this is just 20:05 sort of very basic software I'm sure 20:07 there's like an API for more 20:09 sophisticated 20:10 applications but so if you know anything 20:12 more about these cameras please um stick 20:14 in the 20:15 comments um incidentally when I was 20:18 editing I didn't notice there was a bent 20:19 pin on the um CCD but I did fix that 20:22 before doing these tests and also 20:24 reactivated the um silica gel desicant 20:26 cuz I noticed it was uh I was getting 20:28 bit of condensation on the window but um 20:31 yeah so a couple of uh interesting but 20:34 maybe not particularly uh useful pieces 20:37 of Kit except for someone that's got a 20:38 very specific use so um I'll stick a 20:42 I'll stick these on eBay put a link in 20:44 the description and say hopefully 20:45 someone could actually make some uh good 20:47 use of these things Example Output: **Abstract:** This video presents Part 2 of a teardown focusing on the optical components of a Fluidigm Polaris biotechnology instrument, specifically the multi-wavelength illuminator and the high-resolution CCD camera. The Lumen Dynamics illuminator unit is examined in detail, revealing its construction using multiple high-power LEDs (430nm, 475nm, 520nm, 575nm, 630nm) combined via dichroic mirrors and filters. A square fiber optic rod is used to homogenize the light. A notable finding is the use of a phosphor-converted white LED filtered to achieve the 575nm output. The unit features simple TTL activation for each color, conduction cooling, and internal homogenization optics. Analysis of its EEPROM suggests extremely low operational runtime. The camera module teardown showcases a 50 Megapixel ON Semiconductor KAF-50100 CCD sensor with micro-lenses, cooled by a multi-stage Peltier stack. The control electronics include an FPGA and a USB interface. Significant post-manufacturing modifications ("bodges") are observed on the camera's circuit boards. Basic functional testing using vendor software and a pinhole lens confirms image capture but reveals prominent vertical streaking artifacts, the cause of which remains uncertain (potential overload, readout artifact, or fault). **Exploring the Fluidigm Polaris: A Detailed Look at its High-End Optics and Camera System** * **0:00 High-End Optics:** The system utilizes heavy, high-quality lenses and mirrors for precise imaging, weighing around 4 kilos each. * **0:49 Narrow Band Filters:** A filter wheel with five narrow band filters (488, 525, 570, 630, and 700 nm) ensures accurate fluorescence detection and rejection of excitation light. * **2:01 Customizable Illumination:** The Lumen Dynamics light source offers five individually controllable LED wavelengths (430, 475, 520, 575, 630 nm) with varying power outputs. The 575nm yellow LED is uniquely achieved using a white LED with filtering. * **3:45 TTL Control:** The light source is controlled via a simple TTL interface, enabling easy on/off switching for each LED color. * **12:55 Sophisticated Camera:** The system includes a 50-megapixel Kodak KAI-50100 CCD camera with a Peltier cooling system for reduced noise. * **14:54 High-Speed Data Transfer:** The camera features dual analog-to-digital converters to manage the high data throughput of the 50-megapixel sensor, which is effectively two 25-megapixel sensors operating in parallel. * **18:11 Possible Issues:** The video creator noted some potential issues with the camera, including image smearing. * **18:11 Limited Dynamic Range:** The camera's sensor has a limited dynamic range, making it potentially challenging to capture scenes with a wide range of brightness levels. * **11:45 Low Runtime:** Internal data suggests the system has seen minimal usage, with only 20 minutes of recorded runtime for the green LED. * **20:38 Availability on eBay:** Both the illuminator and camera are expected to be listed for sale on eBay. Here is the real transcript. Please summarize it: 00:00:04 Our first guest grabbed two six lb 12 00:00:04 half ounce trophies named Emmy to add to 00:00:06 his abundant collection. You can see why 00:00:08 he got them. Sunday nights on Last Week 00:00:10 Tonight with John Oliver, which you can 00:00:12 see on HBO and HBO Max. Please welcome 00:00:14 John Oliver. 00:00:16 [Applause] 00:00:29 [Music] 00:00:32 You are welcome, Mr. Oliver. 00:00:35 How are you? 00:00:36 Thank you, John. I I'm going to say 00:00:39 congratulations first. You know what? 00:00:40 There's a lot of funny people. No one 00:00:42 funnier than you. Really, honestly, I 00:00:44 mean it. 00:00:44 Where's this going? This feels like the 00:00:45 jab before the punch. 00:00:46 No, no, no. I just mean it. I mean it. I 00:00:49 I just I I believe that and I wanted to 00:00:51 say that to you. 00:00:52 Yeah. You're saying this cuz you know 00:00:53 how uncomfortable it makes me. That's 00:00:54 why you're saying it deep down, right? 00:00:56 If you knew I'd enjoyed a compliment 00:00:57 like this, you would keep it inside 00:00:59 where it belongs. 00:01:00 You're also, and I feel like people say 00:01:02 this to me a lot, and I'm not sure 00:01:04 whether to take it as a compliment or an 00:01:06 insult. You're much taller than you'd 00:01:09 guess. Like every time, 00:01:10 how how is the what way is that a 00:01:13 compliment? The thing is they all the 00:01:15 the only implication from that is you 00:01:18 seem like a small man. 00:01:20 And emotionally, I know that to still be 00:01:23 true. physically you seem like you don't 00:01:26 you there's extra parts of you that 00:01:28 aren't required considering the 00:01:30 personality it's having to carry around. 00:01:33 I think for you maybe it's because we 00:01:34 mostly see you sitting you know I don't 00:01:37 know I have an explanation for for 00:01:38 myself but uh for you I think that's 00:01:40 probably what it is. 00:01:41 Yeah. But do you think that's it that 00:01:42 people just think you stop there? 00:01:45 I mean don't understand that you're not 00:01:47 doing this from a standing position. 00:01:50 It's like the it's like the last page of 00:01:52 Mad Magazine. There's a fold and you're 00:01:55 shorter. But then when you and when you 00:01:56 come out it's like wa look at the 00:01:58 accordion. 00:01:58 That might be the next pointless 00:02:00 evolution of late night. Just those 00:02:02 standing desks. 00:02:05 You just have to stand for a whole 00:02:06 interview leaning on your desk. Maybe 00:02:08 you got a little treadmill underneath. 00:02:10 It would be healthier for sure. Yeah. 00:02:12 You uh so these you won two Emmys last 00:02:15 night. Congratulations. Thank you very 00:02:16 much. Yes. 00:02:23 One of the things that I think is 00:02:23 interesting is the uh you have to carry 00:02:25 them yourself part of it. 00:02:27 Yes. 00:02:27 I don't think people realize that it 00:02:29 doesn't matter who you are. You get they 00:02:31 hand them to you and you take them. 00:02:33 And you they they've not designed them 00:02:35 to be one in any numeral more than one. 00:02:38 Right? So you are immediately out of 00:02:40 luck. And if you don't have the upper 00:02:42 body strength to carry it around, you're 00:02:44 getting a workout that you didn't ask 00:02:45 for and can't necessarily handle. So, as 00:02:48 the evening goes on, my arms are getting 00:02:50 lower and lower until I'm basically just 00:02:52 stretching myself, 00:02:53 getting even taller to people's 00:02:55 surprise. 00:02:55 And they have a box that fits like 00:02:58 perfectly. It does, 00:03:00 right? 00:03:00 They have a box, but it is just like a 00:03:03 black It looks like the coffin for a 00:03:06 small pet. It does. you don't. And it's 00:03:08 even got like lining on the inside where 00:03:12 you know, Miss Fluffy 00:03:14 is for the rest of her life. 00:03:16 By the way, that was my childhood dog, 00:03:18 Fluffy. Yeah, it was. You really touched 00:03:20 the nerve there for real. Yeah. 00:03:23 Did Did you bury it in a leftover Emmy 00:03:25 box? 00:03:25 No. Um, Fluffy drowned in our pool, but 00:03:27 go ahead. 00:03:37 I I love the fact you could have gone 00:03:37 with any other version 00:03:40 of the truth and you knew the truth was 00:03:42 going to be funny. 00:03:43 Well, you know, the truth is the truth. 00:03:44 What are you going to do? I'm 00:03:45 I'm sorry for your loss. 00:03:46 It's okay. 00:03:47 It doesn't get easier over the years. 00:03:48 A long time. I know you lost a dog last 00:03:50 year and 00:03:52 I don't know why either of us are 00:03:53 laughing. It's genuinely funny. 00:03:54 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 00:03:55 Did Did Fluffy like to swim? Did 00:03:58 um 00:04:00 did she die doing what she loved just a 00:04:01 little too much? 00:04:03 Fluffy was a boy. Um but um yeah, Fluffy 00:04:06 did like to swim. Yeah, until Yeah. Then 00:04:09 she did. Then he did it. Whatever it 00:04:11 was. 00:04:12 We're not sure. We never really It was a 00:04:13 different time. We didn't ask Fluffy 00:04:15 what his gender was. 00:04:16 At least At least Fluffy is not 00:04:19 forgotten. And we're honoring his death 00:04:21 in the most appropriate way. Laughing 00:04:23 through the pain. 00:04:24 That's right. 00:04:26 I don't know how else to cope with 00:04:27 something sad. 00:04:28 So, you've got now these two boxes and 00:04:31 you have to take them on the plane or 00:04:32 you check them. 00:04:33 Yeah, you No, you got to Well, you you 00:04:34 can take I have in the past taken them 00:04:36 on the plane and that's not great cuz 00:04:38 it's a bulky 00:04:40 item. Yeah. 00:04:40 You've either got to put it through TSA. 00:04:42 It's like, oh, what's in there? And 00:04:44 Emmy, oh, look at this piece of 00:04:46 anything. And then what's amazing me 00:04:48 even allowed those things are heavy 00:04:50 metal and sharp. 00:04:52 They are. So, it seems like you could 00:04:54 bludgeon a pilot to death with those 00:04:56 things. 00:04:56 You could you I do think you can hijack 00:05:00 a plane in modern America if you've won 00:05:02 an Emmy 00:05:04 if and only if 00:05:05 that's the only I could see Jean Smart 00:05:08 taking control of the 00:05:09 Jean Smart has got actually going to 00:05:11 Seattle written all over. 00:05:13 You um last night were one of the few 00:05:17 winners who cared about boys and girls. 00:05:19 Yes. 00:05:20 Who um 00:05:20 It's a shame, but it's true. Nate 00:05:22 Margetti had a thing where if he went 00:05:24 over 45 seconds, he deducted $1,000 from 00:05:27 the donation he made to the Boys and 00:05:28 Girls Club. And if you went under, he 00:05:30 added $1,000 for second. 00:05:32 You came in, you had the I believe the 00:05:34 quickest speech of all. 00:05:35 19 seconds. 00:05:36 Good. 00:05:37 Which left $26,000? 00:05:40 Yeah. 00:05:41 For the children. 00:05:42 I'll be my my motivating factor was just 00:05:46 to cost Nate Bagotsi money. Personally, 00:05:49 whether or not it went to a good cause, 00:05:50 that was enough for me. fact it went to 00:05:52 the boys and girls of America is great 00:05:53 but again it would have been fine if it 00:05:55 was just set fire to 00:05:58 and you got him back on track but then 00:06:00 others took him way off track and they 00:06:02 went way under the amount they were 00:06:04 supposed to 00:06:05 I thought that I was in a good position 00:06:07 to do I speak pretty fast on the show 00:06:09 anyway so I thought okay yeah people 00:06:12 generally say I'm a fast talker like 00:06:13 they say you're taller than I thought 00:06:15 they say you took you talk faster than 00:06:17 other people do neither of those things 00:06:19 are a compliment 00:06:21 I think that one's okay. That's not too 00:06:23 bad. Yeah, you talk fast and you did it. 00:06:25 People will say like, "You're the only 00:06:27 thing that I don't watch on one and a 00:06:28 half speed." 00:06:29 Oh, that's nice. 00:06:30 Yeah, cuz you can't you can't do it. It 00:06:32 becomes unintelligible. I My my heart 00:06:34 rate is one and a half speed 00:06:35 and it's not even cocaine. I can't say 00:06:37 that enough. 00:06:39 It is not cocaine. I'm about to get on a 00:06:40 plane. I'm not carrying cocaine. 00:06:43 Were you in your seat when Steven 00:06:45 Colbear won the Emmy? 00:06:47 No, I was backstage. I was backstage so 00:06:49 I saw it. So I was obviously very 00:06:51 Did you get to see it? 00:06:52 I I got to see it because I stopped the 00:06:54 interview so I could I could watch him 00:06:56 watch him get up and speak. So it was 00:06:57 great. I was really I think we were all 00:06:59 very happy. 00:07:00 He gave a great speech. 00:07:01 He did. I will say this. It was the I 00:07:03 know we wanted him to win. 00:07:04 Yes. 00:07:05 The right thing to happen was for him to 00:07:07 win. The funniest thing to happen would 00:07:09 have been if you had won. 00:07:12 You're right. 00:07:13 I Most of me wanted him to win. A part 00:07:18 of me, the part of me that I like more, 00:07:21 just wanted to see your face go, "Oh, 00:07:23 no. 00:07:25 Not like this." 00:07:26 You're absolutely right. And I'm going 00:07:28 to tell you, I'm going to add a little 00:07:29 something to this. So, the um one of the 00:07:32 drivers for one of our writers was not 00:07:35 watching the show and went on chat dpt 00:07:38 or something said, "Who won the talk 00:07:39 show Emmy?" And for whatever reason, it 00:07:41 said that we won and they texted it to 00:07:43 us. I'm like, "Well, this is not this is 00:07:46 not right." obviously. And then I was 00:07:48 like, "Oh no, do they know something?" 00:07:50 And I was like, "Oh, if we win, this is 00:07:53 a disaster." 00:07:53 You would have been so He had his whole 00:07:56 staff there with him. You'd have been 00:07:58 booed onto the stage. 00:07:59 Maybe stoned. 00:08:00 Just people. Why? Why' you have to ruin 00:08:03 everything? You can see why a part of me 00:08:05 that as I'm saying it is now getting 00:08:07 bigger did kind of want that to happen. 00:08:10 The first ever cutaway to someone say, 00:08:12 "And the winner is Jimmy Kimmel." No 00:08:15 way. 00:08:18 Even when I win, I lose. 00:08:19 Yeah, that's what it would have been 00:08:21 perfect. 00:08:22 John Oliver is with us. Watch last week 00:08:24 with John Oliver. 00:08:25 Sunday nights. We'll be right back. Flew 00:08:27 in just in time to come here. I haven't 00:08:29 factored in the time difference. And I 00:08:31 am about to pass out. And that has more 00:08:34 than a little to do with the fact that 00:08:36 GMO just gave me tequila. So 00:08:39 yes. Yes. Exactly. Yeah. 00:08:42 We are back with John. Don, 00:08:45 I know you've uh 00:08:47 you're flying right out after the show 00:08:49 tonight. 00:08:49 Yeah, I'm going I'm going to the airport 00:08:50 after this. 00:08:51 You're exhausted. 00:08:52 The red. Yeah, cuz I came I came in 00:08:54 yesterday morning. I was up all night 00:08:55 with my kids. So, yeah. Hence that was 00:08:57 not a great move to talk to GMO first, 00:09:01 then do the other interview. 00:09:03 Did your kids watch last night? 00:09:04 Yeah, they they watched it this morning. 00:09:06 They were so excited. I said to them on 00:09:08 the way over here, I said, "I'm going to 00:09:09 go and see Jimmy Kimmel. They're going 00:09:10 to come home." And my my seven-year-old 00:09:13 said, "As the guy from Taxi Cab TV, 00:09:16 they are so it's in New York in cabs. 00:09:20 There's just there's clips of Jimmy." 00:09:22 So, they see it all the time. And they 00:09:24 were much more impressed with the fact I 00:09:26 was going to come see the taxi guy than 00:09:28 anything I explained to them happened 00:09:29 yesterday. 00:09:31 That makes up for the fact that every 00:09:33 cab driver in New York hates me and 00:09:34 wants to 00:09:35 Oh, that's true. Oh, wow. I didn't think 00:09:37 that is definitely true. 00:09:39 Oh, absolutely. Because they can't. They 00:09:41 have to reach back to hit mute. 00:09:42 I know they do that and then my kids 00:09:44 turn it back on say no, no, no. I want 00:09:46 to hear what this guy had to say and to 00:09:47 see the next steak advert. 00:09:50 Now that you're a little bit tired, I'm 00:09:51 going to ask you, can you tell me um 00:09:54 what the difference between HBO and HBO 00:09:56 Max is? 00:09:57 Uh, no one can either 00:10:00 e either tired or having just woken up 00:10:02 after a 14-hour sleep. It can't be done 00:10:04 because it's so ephemeral. You can think 00:10:07 you know what it is and it will have 00:10:08 shifted to the thing you thought it 00:10:10 wasn't. So it it's really it's not so 00:10:12 much a company as more of a state of 00:10:14 mind, a mood, 00:10:16 a color, like a mood ring. 00:10:20 Don't get stuck on labels. It's more, 00:10:22 you know, in a state of being. 00:10:23 It was Max for a while. It was Max for a 00:10:25 while that we're headed in that 00:10:27 direction permanently, but then 00:10:29 that's right. Then it was then it was 00:10:30 Max. Now it's HBO Max. And I really 00:10:32 would not make the mistake of thinking 00:10:34 they're done. 00:10:34 Right. Because when I'm given the 00:10:35 information to plug the show, I'm told 00:10:38 HBO and HBO Max and then I go home to my 00:10:40 TV and I only see one of those things. 00:10:43 So, I don't know what to think anymore. 00:10:44 That's a that's a good way to run a 00:10:46 company, right? 00:10:46 It's a great way to run a company. 00:10:48 That's what I thought. 00:10:48 It's certainly how Coca-Cola has done it 00:10:50 for years. 00:10:53 You're doing uh you have a residency 00:10:55 with Seth Meyers. 00:10:56 Yes. 00:10:57 Um who's very difficult, a very 00:10:59 difficult person in general. Correct. 00:11:01 At the Beacon Theater in New York. How 00:11:03 often do you guys do that? 00:11:04 We do that once a month. It's once a 00:11:05 month. It's the only way we kind of get 00:11:07 to see each other as well. So, 00:11:08 that's a fun way to see each other. And 00:11:09 then you do besides you each do a set 00:11:12 and then you have a Q&A together at the 00:11:14 end. 00:11:14 Yeah. Yeah. We should like do about an 00:11:16 hour of standup and then uh then we 00:11:18 answer whatever people want to ask up to 00:11:20 a point. 00:11:22 You are doing a solo show on New Year's 00:11:25 Eve in Philadelphia this year. 00:11:27 Yeah. 00:11:28 Why are you doing that? 00:11:30 Because I hate myself. because drunks in 00:11:34 Philadelphia seemed like a heck of a way 00:11:36 to ring in the new year. 00:11:37 There's a I really really like a certain 00:11:40 kind of Philadelphia drunk. 00:11:42 You like that? 00:11:42 Yeah. There's a kind of there's a 00:11:44 there's a consistency to the 00:11:45 Philadelphia drunk. They've committed to 00:11:47 the bit 00:11:49 that you see there's someone's clap 00:11:51 clapped. It's very impressive. 00:11:52 They're not clapping. They're smacking 00:11:53 each other. 00:11:56 It's a live fight. How you supposed to 00:11:59 respond when the city of Philadelphia is 00:12:01 mentioned? It's great. I did I did DC 00:12:03 last year. I'm going to do Philly this 00:12:04 year. Who knows where it'll be next 00:12:06 year. If I make it out of Philly Live. 00:12:08 Yeah. If you make it out of Philly Live, 00:12:09 which is not a given. 00:12:10 It's no again. That's what I think it's 00:12:12 appreciation for life that you get as 00:12:13 you leave Philly. It's 00:12:14 I see. 00:12:15 I live to live live another day. 00:12:16 You're like the baby new year all over 00:12:18 again. 00:12:19 What better way to start a new year than 00:12:21 feeling grateful that the people of 00:12:23 Philadelphia didn't kill you. And as a 00:12:25 as a British person, you know, 00:12:27 historically that is not a guarantee. 00:12:30 That is the city that got tested when 00:12:32 they heard this voice. John Oliver. 00:12:35 Everybody last week tonight, Sundays on 00:12:38 HBO and HBO Max. We'll be back with 00:12:41 Frank Miller. GMO, do you know how many 00:12:43 subscribers we have on YouTube now? 00:12:45 Uh 20 million. 00:12:47 That's right. Yeah, that's why we're 00:12:48 wearing these glasses. Thanks for being 00:12:50 a subscriber. If you're not, help us get
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*Abstract:* This satirical news commentary segment critiques recent controversial actions and statements by Donald Trump and his political allies. The host highlights Trump's UK visit, including a protest involving a large photo of Trump and Jeffrey Epstein and the related firing of a UK ambassador who planned the trip. The segment then details Trump's confrontational behavior with an Australian reporter, his boasting about a $200 million ballroom, and a seemingly frivolous $15 billion defamation lawsuit against The New York Times, which is satirized for its exaggerated claims and bizarre inclusions from his media appearances. Further critiques target alleged attempts by the Trump administration to rewrite history by removing slavery-related exhibits from national parks and deploying the National Guard to low-crime areas. The commentary also features clips of right-wing figures like JD Vance and Carl Higgby promoting divisive "us vs. them" narratives and downplaying far-right extremism, contrasting it with a removed DOJ study on domestic terror. The segment culminates in a contentious Senate Judiciary Committee hearing with FBI Director Cash Patel, who is criticized for his evasiveness regarding the release of the Jeffrey Epstein files, leading to a powerful rebuke from Senator Cory Booker, followed by a satirical advertisement mocking the situation. *Summary:* * *0:09 Trump's UK Visit:* The host notes Donald Trump is visiting the UK for an official visit with the royal family, highlighting unseasonably hot weather in Los Angeles. * *0:40 King Kong-Sized Protest:* A "King Kong sized photo" of Trump with Jeffrey Epstein is displayed outside Windsor Castle, where the Trumps will be staying. * *1:28 UK Ambassador Fired:* The UK ambassador to Washington, Peter Mandlesson, who planned Trump's trip, was fired for his association with Jeffrey Epstein. * *1:47 Confrontation with Australian Reporter:* Trump confronts an Australian reporter for asking about his business activities since the election, threatening to "tell" the Australian Prime Minister about him. * *2:52 Ballroom Boasting:* Trump brags about his $200 million ballroom, claiming it will be "the greatest ballroom anywhere in the world." * *3:16 $15 Billion Lawsuit Against NYT:* Trump files a $15 billion defamation lawsuit against The New York Times, calling it "one of the worst and most degenerate newspapers" and citing his "hundreds of history-making media appearances" including Wrestlemania 5 and Days of Our Lives. * *5:08 Lawsuit Against "Lucky Loser" Book:* Trump also files a frivolous lawsuit against the publisher and authors of the book "Lucky Loser: How Donald Trump squandered his father's Fortune and Created the Illusion of Success." * *5:37 Rewriting History & National Guard:* Trump is accused of ordering national parks to remove signs and exhibits related to slavery and sending the National Guard into Memphis, despite the city having a 25-year low in crime. * *6:17 JD Vance on the "Far Left":* JD Vance, hosting a podcast from the White House, claims that "most of the lunatics in American politics today are proud members of the far left." * *6:53 DOJ Study Removed:* The Department of Justice removed a study that indicated white supremacy and far-right groups are the greatest source of domestic terror and extremist violence in the U.S. * *7:37 Carl Higgby's Divisive Rhetoric:* Newsmax anchor Carl Higgby promotes an "us versus them" mentality, stating he has "no interest in tolerating your views" and that his mother-in-law is banned from his house. * *8:28 Elon Musk & Eric Trump's Comments:* Elon Musk is quoted calling the left the "party of murder," while Eric Trump suggests Charlie Kirk is "probably a second son" to his father. * *9:16 FBI Director Cash Patel Grilled:* FBI Director Cash Patel is questioned by the Senate Judiciary Committee regarding the unreleased Jeffrey Epstein files, appearing evasive and "sniffy." * *10:06 Evasiveness on Epstein Files:* Patel claims there's "no credible information" about anyone Epstein trafficked young women to besides himself, offering no explanation for Ghislaine Maxwell's transfer to a "country club prison" after meeting with Trump's lawyer. * *10:39 Senator Cory Booker's Rebuke:* Senator Cory Booker strongly rebukes Patel, accusing him of supplicating to Donald Trump instead of the Constitution, predicting his imminent removal from office, and praying for him to defend his oath. * *11:41 More Epstein Documents Released:* The House Oversight Committee releases another batch of Epstein documents. * *12:00 Satirical "Cash for Files" Ad:* A satirical advertisement for "cashforfiles-dot-com" is presented, offering original unredacted pages from the Epstein files for $1,000, guaranteed to include at least one public figure's name. 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This satirical news commentary segment critiques recent controversial actions and statements by Donald Trump and his political allies. The host highlights Trump's UK visit, including a protest involving a large photo of Trump and Jeffrey Epstein and the related firing of a UK ambassador who planned the trip. The segment then details Trump's confrontational behavior with an Australian reporter, his boasting about a $200 million ballroom, and a seemingly frivolous $15 billion defamation lawsuit against The New York Times, which is satirized for its exaggerated claims and bizarre inclusions from his media appearances. Further critiques target alleged attempts by the Trump administration to rewrite history by removing slavery-related exhibits from national parks and deploying the National Guard to low-crime areas. The commentary also features clips of right-wing figures like JD Vance and Carl Higgby promoting divisive "us vs. them" narratives and downplaying far-right extremism, contrasting it with a removed DOJ study on domestic terror. The segment culminates in a contentious Senate Judiciary Committee hearing with FBI Director Cash Patel, who is criticized for his evasiveness regarding the release of the Jeffrey Epstein files, leading to a powerful rebuke from Senator Cory Booker, followed by a satirical advertisement mocking the situation.
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Ooof! - with the level of bodgery going on around 15:48 I think shame would have made me do a board re spin, out of my own pocket if I had to. 1 Reply @Muonium1 9 hours ago The green LED looks different from the others and uses phosphor conversion because of the "green gap" problem where green InGaN emitters suffer efficiency droop at high currents. Phosphide based emitters don't start becoming efficient until around 600nm so also can't be used for high power green emitters. See the paper and plot by Matthias Auf der Maur in his 2015 paper on alloy fluctuations in InGaN as the cause of reduced external quantum efficiency at longer (green) wavelengths. 4 Reply 1 reply @tafsirnahian669 10 hours ago (edited) Can this be used as an astrophotography camera? Reply mikeselectricstuff · 1 reply @mikeselectricstuff 6 hours ago Yes, but may need a shutter to avoid light during readout Reply @2010craggy 11 hours ago Narrowband filters we use in Astronomy (Astrophotography) are sided- they work best passing light in one direction so I guess the arrows on the filter frames indicate which way round to install them in the filter wheel. 1 Reply @vitukz 12 hours ago A mate with Channel @extractions&ire could use it 2 Reply @RobertGallop 19 hours ago That LED module says it can go up to 28 amps!!! 21 amps for 100%. You should see what it does at 20 amps! Reply @Prophes0r 19 hours ago I had an "Oh SHIT!" moment when I realized that the weird trapezoidal shape of that light guide was for keystone correction of the light source. Very clever. 6 Reply @OneBiOzZ 20 hours ago given the cost of the CCD you think they could have run another PCB for it 9 Reply @tekvax01 21 hours ago $20 thousand dollars per minute of run time! 1 Reply @tekvax01 22 hours ago "We spared no expense!" John Hammond Jurassic Park. *(that's why this thing costs the same as a 50-seat Greyhound Bus coach!) Reply @florianf4257 22 hours ago The smearing on the image could be due to the fact that you don't use a shutter, so you see brighter stripes under bright areas of the image as you still iluminate these pixels while the sensor data ist shifted out towards the top. I experienced this effect back at university with a LN-Cooled CCD for Spectroscopy. The stripes disapeared as soon as you used the shutter instead of disabling it in the open position (but fokussing at 100ms integration time and continuous readout with a focal plane shutter isn't much fun). 12 Reply mikeselectricstuff · 1 reply @mikeselectricstuff 12 hours ago I didn't think of that, but makes sense 2 Reply @douro20 22 hours ago (edited) The red LED reminds me of one from Roithner Lasertechnik. I have a Symbol 2D scanner which uses two very bright LEDs from that company, one red and one red-orange. The red-orange is behind a lens which focuses it into an extremely narrow beam. 1 Reply @RicoElectrico 23 hours ago PFG is Pulse Flush Gate according to the datasheet. Reply @dcallan812 23 hours ago Very interesting. 2x Reply @littleboot_ 1 day ago Cool interesting device Reply @dav1dbone 1 day ago I've stripped large projectors, looks similar, wonder if some of those castings are a magnesium alloy? Reply @kevywevvy8833 1 day ago ironic that some of those Phlatlight modules are used in some of the cheapest disco lights. 1 Reply 1 reply @bill6255 1 day ago Great vid - gets right into subject in title, its packed with information, wraps up quickly. Should get a YT award! imho 3 Reply @JAKOB1977 1 day ago (edited) The whole sensor module incl. a 5 grand 50mpix sensor for 49 £.. highest bid atm Though also a limited CCD sensor, but for the right buyer its a steal at these relative low sums. Architecture Full Frame CCD (Square Pixels) Total Number of Pixels 8304 (H) × 6220 (V) = 51.6 Mp Number of Effective Pixels 8208 (H) × 6164 (V) = 50.5 Mp Number of Active Pixels 8176 (H) × 6132 (V) = 50.1 Mp Pixel Size 6.0 m (H) × 6.0 m (V) Active Image Size 49.1 mm (H) × 36.8 mm (V) 61.3 mm (Diagonal), 645 1.1x Optical Format Aspect Ratio 4:3 Horizontal Outputs 4 Saturation Signal 40.3 ke− Output Sensitivity 31 V/e− Quantum Efficiency KAF−50100−CAA KAF−50100−AAA KAF−50100−ABA (with Lens) 22%, 22%, 16% (Peak R, G, B) 25% 62% Read Noise (f = 18 MHz) 12.5 e− Dark Signal (T = 60°C) 42 pA/cm2 Dark Current Doubling Temperature 5.7°C Dynamic Range (f = 18 MHz) 70.2 dB Estimated Linear Dynamic Range (f = 18 MHz) 69.3 dB Charge Transfer Efficiency Horizontal Vertical 0.999995 0.999999 Blooming Protection (4 ms Exposure Time) 800X Saturation Exposure Maximum Date Rate 18 MHz Package Ceramic PGA Cover Glass MAR Coated, 2 Sides or Clear Glass Features • TRUESENSE Transparent Gate Electrode for High Sensitivity • Ultra-High Resolution • Board Dynamic Range • Low Noise Architecture • Large Active Imaging Area Applications • Digitization • Mapping/Aerial • Photography • Scientific Thx for the tear down Mike, always a joy Reply @martinalooksatthings 1 day ago 15:49 that is some great bodging on of caps, they really didn't want to respin that PCB huh 8 Reply @RhythmGamer 1 day ago Was depressed today and then a new mike video dropped and now I’m genuinely happy to get my tear down fix 1 Reply @dine9093 1 day ago (edited) Did you transfrom into Mr Blobby for a moment there? 2 Reply @NickNorton 1 day ago Thanks Mike. Your videos are always interesting. 5 Reply @KeritechElectronics 1 day ago Heavy optics indeed... Spare no expense, cost no object. Splendid build quality. The CCD is a thing of beauty! 1 Reply @YSoreil 1 day ago The pricing on that sensor is about right, I looked in to these many years ago when they were still in production since it's the only large sensor you could actually buy. Really cool to see one in the wild. 2 Reply @snik2pl 1 day ago That leds look like from led projector Reply @vincei4252 1 day ago TDI = Time Domain Integration ? 1 Reply @wolpumba4099 1 day ago (edited) Maybe the camera should not be illuminated during readout. From the datasheet of the sensor (Onsemi): saturation 40300 electrons, read noise 12.5 electrons per pixel @ 18MHz (quite bad). quantum efficiency 62% (if it has micro lenses), frame rate 1 Hz. lateral overflow drain to prevent blooming protects against 800x (factor increases linearly with exposure time) saturation exposure (32e6 electrons per pixel at 4ms exposure time), microlens has +/- 20 degree acceptance angle i guess it would be good for astrophotography 4 Reply @txm100 1 day ago (edited) Babe wake up a new mikeselectricstuff has dropped! 9 Reply @vincei4252 1 day ago That looks like a finger-lakes filter wheel, however, for astronomy they'd never use such a large stepper. 1 Reply @MRooodddvvv 1 day ago yaaaaay ! more overcomplicated optical stuff ! 4 Reply 1 reply @NoPegs 1 day ago He lives! 11 Reply 1 reply Transcript 0:00 so I've stripped all the bits of the 0:01 optical system so basically we've got 0:03 the uh the camera 0:05 itself which is mounted on this uh very 0:09 complex 0:10 adjustment thing which obviously to set 0:13 you the various tilt and uh alignment 0:15 stuff then there's two of these massive 0:18 lenses I've taken one of these apart I 0:20 think there's something like about eight 0:22 or nine Optical elements in here these 0:25 don't seem to do a great deal in terms 0:26 of electr magnification they're obiously 0:28 just about getting the image to where it 0:29 uh where it needs to be just so that 0:33 goes like that then this Optical block I 0:36 originally thought this was made of some 0:37 s crazy heavy material but it's just 0:39 really the sum of all these Optical bits 0:41 are just ridiculously heavy those lenses 0:43 are about 4 kilos each and then there's 0:45 this very heavy very solid um piece that 0:47 goes in the middle and this is so this 0:49 is the filter wheel assembly with a 0:51 hilariously oversized steper 0:53 motor driving this wheel with these very 0:57 large narrow band filters so we've got 1:00 various different shades of uh 1:03 filters there five Al together that 1:06 one's actually just showing up a silver 1:07 that's actually a a red but fairly low 1:10 transmission orangey red blue green 1:15 there's an excess cover on this side so 1:16 the filters can be accessed and changed 1:19 without taking anything else apart even 1:21 this is like ridiculous it's like solid 1:23 aluminium this is just basically a cover 1:25 the actual wavelengths of these are um 1:27 488 525 570 630 and 700 NM not sure what 1:32 the suffix on that perhaps that's the uh 1:34 the width of the spectral line say these 1:37 are very narrow band filters most of 1:39 them are you very little light through 1:41 so it's still very tight narrow band to 1:43 match the um fluoresence of the dies 1:45 they're using in the biochemical process 1:48 and obviously to reject the light that's 1:49 being fired at it from that Illuminator 1:51 box and then there's a there's a second 1:53 one of these lenses then the actual sort 1:55 of samples below that so uh very serious 1:58 amount of very uh chunky heavy Optics 2:01 okay let's take a look at this light 2:02 source made by company Lumen Dynamics 2:04 who are now part of 2:06 excelitas self-contained unit power 2:08 connector USB and this which one of the 2:11 Cable Bundle said was a TTL interface 2:14 USB wasn't used in uh the fluid 2:17 application output here and I think this 2:19 is an input for um light feedback I 2:21 don't if it's regulated or just a measur 2:23 measurement facility and the uh fiber 2:27 assembly 2:29 Square Inlet there and then there's two 2:32 outputs which have uh lens assemblies 2:35 and this small one which goes back into 2:37 that small Port just Loops out of here 2:40 straight back in So on this side we've 2:42 got the electronics which look pretty 2:44 straightforward we've got a bit of power 2:45 supply stuff over here and we've got 2:48 separate drivers for each wavelength now 2:50 interesting this is clearly been very 2:52 specifically made for this application 2:54 you I was half expecting like say some 2:56 generic drivers that could be used for a 2:58 number of different things but actually 3:00 literally specified the exact wavelength 3:02 on the PCB there is provision here for 3:04 385 NM which isn't populated but this is 3:07 clearly been designed very specifically 3:09 so these four drivers look the same but 3:10 then there's two higher power ones for 3:12 575 and 3:14 520 a slightly bigger heat sink on this 3:16 575 section there a p 24 which is 3:20 providing USB interface USB isolator the 3:23 USB interface just presents as a comport 3:26 I did have a quick look but I didn't 3:27 actually get anything sensible um I did 3:29 dump the Pi code out and there's a few 3:31 you a few sort of commands that you 3:32 could see in text but I didn't actually 3:34 manage to get it working properly I 3:36 found some software for related version 3:38 but it didn't seem to want to talk to it 3:39 but um I say that wasn't used for the 3:41 original application it might be quite 3:42 interesting to get try and get the Run 3:44 hours count out of it and the TTL 3:46 interface looks fairly straightforward 3:48 we've got positions for six opto 3:50 isolators but only five five are 3:52 installed so that corresponds with the 3:54 unused thing so I think this hopefully 3:56 should be as simple as just providing a 3:57 ttrl signal for each color to uh enable 4:00 it a big heat sink here which is there I 4:03 think there's like a big S of metal 4:04 plate through the middle of this that 4:05 all the leads are mounted on the other 4:07 side so this is heat sinking it with a 4:09 air flow from a uh just a fan in here 4:13 obviously don't have the air flow 4:14 anywhere near the Optics so conduction 4:17 cool through to this plate that's then 4:18 uh air cooled got some pots which are 4:21 presumably power 4:22 adjustments okay let's take a look at 4:24 the other side which is uh much more 4:27 interesting see we've got some uh very 4:31 uh neatly Twisted cable assemblies there 4:35 a bunch of leads so we've got one here 4:37 475 up here 430 NM 630 575 and 520 4:44 filters and dcro mirrors a quick way to 4:48 see what's white is if we just shine 4:49 some white light through 4:51 here not sure how it is is to see on the 4:54 camera but shining white light we do 4:55 actually get a bit of red a bit of blue 4:57 some yellow here so the obstacle path 5:00 575 it goes sort of here bounces off 5:03 this mirror and goes out the 520 goes 5:07 sort of down here across here and up 5:09 there 630 goes basically straight 5:13 through 5:15 430 goes across there down there along 5:17 there and the 475 goes down here and 5:20 left this is the light sensing thing 5:22 think here there's just a um I think 5:24 there a photo diode or other sensor 5:26 haven't actually taken that off and 5:28 everything's fixed down to this chunk of 5:31 aluminium which acts as the heat 5:32 spreader that then conducts the heat to 5:33 the back side for the heat 5:35 sink and the actual lead packages all 5:38 look fairly similar except for this one 5:41 on the 575 which looks quite a bit more 5:44 substantial big spay 5:46 Terminals and the interface for this 5:48 turned out to be extremely simple it's 5:50 literally a 5V TTL level to enable each 5:54 color doesn't seem to be any tensity 5:56 control but there are some additional 5:58 pins on that connector that weren't used 5:59 in the through time thing so maybe 6:01 there's some extra lines that control 6:02 that I couldn't find any data on this uh 6:05 unit and the um their current product 6:07 range is quite significantly different 6:09 so we've got the uh blue these 6:13 might may well be saturating the camera 6:16 so they might look a bit weird so that's 6:17 the 430 6:18 blue the 575 6:24 yellow uh 6:26 475 light blue 6:29 the uh 520 6:31 green and the uh 630 red now one 6:36 interesting thing I noticed for the 6:39 575 it's actually it's actually using a 6:42 white lead and then filtering it rather 6:44 than using all the other ones are using 6:46 leads which are the fundamental colors 6:47 but uh this is actually doing white and 6:50 it's a combination of this filter and 6:52 the dichroic mirrors that are turning to 6:55 Yellow if we take the filter out and a 6:57 lot of the a lot of the um blue content 7:00 is going this way the red is going 7:02 straight through these two mirrors so 7:05 this is clearly not reflecting much of 7:08 that so we end up with the yellow coming 7:10 out of uh out of there which is a fairly 7:14 light yellow color which you don't 7:16 really see from high intensity leads so 7:19 that's clearly why they've used the 7:20 white to uh do this power consumption of 7:23 the white is pretty high so going up to 7:25 about 2 and 1 half amps on that color 7:27 whereas most of the other colors are 7:28 only drawing half an amp or so at 24 7:30 volts the uh the green is up to about 7:32 1.2 but say this thing is uh much 7:35 brighter and if you actually run all the 7:38 colors at the same time you get a fairly 7:41 reasonable um looking white coming out 7:43 of it and one thing you might just be 7:45 out to notice is there is some sort 7:46 color banding around here that's not 7:49 getting uh everything s completely 7:51 concentric and I think that's where this 7:53 fiber optic thing comes 7:58 in I'll 8:00 get a couple of Fairly accurately shaped 8:04 very sort of uniform color and looking 8:06 at What's um inside here we've basically 8:09 just got this Square Rod so this is 8:12 clearly yeah the lights just bouncing 8:13 off all the all the various sides to um 8:16 get a nice uniform illumination uh this 8:19 back bit looks like it's all potted so 8:21 nothing I really do to get in there I 8:24 think this is fiber so I have come 8:26 across um cables like this which are 8:27 liquid fill but just looking through the 8:30 end of this it's probably a bit hard to 8:31 see it does look like there fiber ends 8:34 going going on there and so there's this 8:36 feedback thing which is just obviously 8:39 compensating for the any light losses 8:41 through here to get an accurate 8:43 representation of uh the light that's 8:45 been launched out of these two 8:47 fibers and you see uh 8:49 these have got this sort of trapezium 8:54 shape light guides again it's like a 8:56 sort of acrylic or glass light guide 9:00 guess projected just to make the right 9:03 rectangular 9:04 shape and look at this Center assembly 9:07 um the light output doesn't uh change 9:10 whether you feed this in or not so it's 9:11 clear not doing any internal Clos Loop 9:14 control obviously there may well be some 9:16 facility for it to do that but it's not 9:17 being used in this 9:19 application and so this output just 9:21 produces a voltage on the uh outle 9:24 connector proportional to the amount of 9:26 light that's present so there's a little 9:28 diffuser in the back there 9:30 and then there's just some kind of uh 9:33 Optical sensor looks like a 9:35 chip looking at the lead it's a very 9:37 small package on the PCB with this lens 9:40 assembly over the top and these look 9:43 like they're actually on a copper 9:44 Metalized PCB for maximum thermal 9:47 performance and yeah it's a very small 9:49 package looks like it's a ceramic 9:51 package and there's a thermister there 9:53 for temperature monitoring this is the 9:56 475 blue one this is the 520 need to 9:59 Green which is uh rather different OB 10:02 it's a much bigger D with lots of bond 10:04 wise but also this looks like it's using 10:05 a phosphor if I shine a blue light at it 10:08 lights up green so this is actually a 10:10 phosphor conversion green lead which 10:12 I've I've come across before they want 10:15 that specific wavelength so they may be 10:17 easier to tune a phosphor than tune the 10:20 um semiconductor material to get the uh 10:23 right right wavelength from the lead 10:24 directly uh red 630 similar size to the 10:28 blue one or does seem to have a uh a 10:31 lens on top of it there is a sort of red 10:33 coloring to 10:35 the die but that doesn't appear to be 10:38 fluorescent as far as I can 10:39 tell and the white one again a little 10:41 bit different sort of much higher 10:43 current 10:46 connectors a makeer name on that 10:48 connector flot light not sure if that's 10:52 the connector or the lead 10:54 itself and obviously with the phosphor 10:56 and I'd imagine that phosphor may well 10:58 be tuned to get the maximum to the uh 5 11:01 cenm and actually this white one looks 11:04 like a St fairly standard product I just 11:06 found it in Mouse made by luminous 11:09 devices in fact actually I think all 11:11 these are based on various luminous 11:13 devices modules and they're you take 11:17 looks like they taking the nearest 11:18 wavelength and then just using these 11:19 filters to clean it up to get a precise 11:22 uh spectral line out of it so quite a 11:25 nice neat and um extreme 11:30 bright light source uh sure I've got any 11:33 particular use for it so I think this 11:35 might end up on 11:36 eBay but uh very pretty to look out and 11:40 without the uh risk of burning your eyes 11:43 out like you do with lasers so I thought 11:45 it would be interesting to try and 11:46 figure out the runtime of this things 11:48 like this we usually keep some sort 11:49 record of runtime cuz leads degrade over 11:51 time I couldn't get any software to work 11:52 through the USB face but then had a 11:54 thought probably going to be writing the 11:55 runtime periodically to the e s prom so 11:58 I just just scope up that and noticed it 12:00 was doing right every 5 minutes so I 12:02 just ran it for a while periodically 12:04 reading the E squ I just held the pick 12:05 in in reset and um put clip over to read 12:07 the square prom and found it was writing 12:10 one location per color every 5 minutes 12:12 so if one color was on it would write 12:14 that location every 5 minutes and just 12:16 increment it by one so after doing a few 12:18 tests with different colors of different 12:19 time periods it looked extremely 12:21 straightforward it's like a four bite 12:22 count for each color looking at the 12:24 original data that was in it all the 12:26 colors apart from Green were reading 12:28 zero and the green was reading four 12:30 indicating a total 20 minutes run time 12:32 ever if it was turned on run for a short 12:34 time then turned off that might not have 12:36 been counted but even so indicates this 12:37 thing wasn't used a great deal the whole 12:40 s process of doing a run can be several 12:42 hours but it'll only be doing probably 12:43 the Imaging at the end of that so you 12:46 wouldn't expect to be running for a long 12:47 time but say a single color for 20 12:50 minutes over its whole lifetime does 12:52 seem a little bit on the low side okay 12:55 let's look at the camera un fortunately 12:57 I managed to not record any sound when I 12:58 did this it's also a couple of months 13:00 ago so there's going to be a few details 13:02 that I've forgotten so I'm just going to 13:04 dub this over the original footage so um 13:07 take the lid off see this massive great 13:10 heat sink so this is a pel cool camera 13:12 we've got this blower fan producing a 13:14 fair amount of air flow through 13:16 it the connector here there's the ccds 13:19 mounted on the board on the 13:24 right this unplugs so we've got a bit of 13:27 power supply stuff on here 13:29 USB interface I think that's the Cyprus 13:32 microcontroller High speeded USB 13:34 interface there's a zyink spon fpga some 13:40 RAM and there's a couple of ATD 13:42 converters can't quite read what those 13:45 those are but anal 13:47 devices um little bit of bodgery around 13:51 here extra decoupling obviously they 13:53 have having some noise issues this is 13:55 around the ram chip quite a lot of extra 13:57 capacitors been added there 13:59 uh there's a couple of amplifiers prior 14:01 to the HD converter buffers or Andor 14:05 amplifiers taking the CCD 14:08 signal um bit more power spy stuff here 14:11 this is probably all to do with 14:12 generating the various CCD bias voltages 14:14 they uh need quite a lot of exotic 14:18 voltages next board down is just a 14:20 shield and an interconnect 14:24 boardly shielding the power supply stuff 14:26 from some the more sensitive an log 14:28 stuff 14:31 and this is the bottom board which is 14:32 just all power supply 14:34 stuff as you can see tons of capacitors 14:37 or Transformer in 14:42 there and this is the CCD which is a uh 14:47 very impressive thing this is a kf50 100 14:50 originally by true sense then codec 14:53 there ON 14:54 Semiconductor it's 50 megapixels uh the 14:58 only price I could find was this one 15:00 5,000 bucks and the architecture you can 15:03 see there actually two separate halves 15:04 which explains the Dual AZ converters 15:06 and two amplifiers it's literally split 15:08 down the middle and duplicated so it's 15:10 outputting two streams in parallel just 15:13 to keep the bandwidth sensible and it's 15:15 got this amazing um diffraction effects 15:18 it's got micro lenses over the pixel so 15:20 there's there's a bit more Optics going 15:22 on than on a normal 15:25 sensor few more bodges on the CCD board 15:28 including this wire which isn't really 15:29 tacked down very well which is a bit uh 15:32 bit of a mess quite a few bits around 15:34 this board where they've uh tacked 15:36 various bits on which is not super 15:38 impressive looks like CCD drivers on the 15:40 left with those 3 ohm um damping 15:43 resistors on the 15:47 output get a few more little bodges 15:50 around here some of 15:52 the and there's this separator the 15:54 silica gel to keep the moisture down but 15:56 there's this separator that actually 15:58 appears to be cut from piece of 15:59 antistatic 16:04 bag and this sort of thermal block on 16:06 top of this stack of three pel Cola 16:12 modules so as with any Stacks they get 16:16 um larger as they go back towards the 16:18 heat sink because each P's got to not 16:20 only take the heat from the previous but 16:21 also the waste heat which is quite 16:27 significant you see a little temperature 16:29 sensor here that copper block which 16:32 makes contact with the back of the 16:37 CCD and this's the back of the 16:40 pelas this then contacts the heat sink 16:44 on the uh rear there a few thermal pads 16:46 as well for some of the other power 16:47 components on this 16:51 PCB okay I've connected this uh camera 16:54 up I found some drivers on the disc that 16:56 seem to work under Windows 7 couldn't 16:58 get to install under Windows 11 though 17:01 um in the absence of any sort of lens or 17:03 being bothered to the proper amount I've 17:04 just put some f over it and put a little 17:06 pin in there to make a pinhole lens and 17:08 software gives a few options I'm not 17:11 entirely sure what all these are there's 17:12 obviously a clock frequency 22 MHz low 17:15 gain and with PFG no idea what that is 17:19 something something game programmable 17:20 Something game perhaps ver exposure 17:23 types I think focus is just like a 17:25 continuous grab until you tell it to 17:27 stop not entirely sure all these options 17:30 are obviously exposure time uh triggers 17:33 there ex external hardware trigger inut 17:35 you just trigger using a um thing on 17:37 screen so the resolution is 8176 by 17:40 6132 and you can actually bin those 17:42 where you combine multiple pixels to get 17:46 increased gain at the expense of lower 17:48 resolution down this is a 10sec exposure 17:51 obviously of the pin hole it's very uh 17:53 intensitive so we just stand still now 17:56 downloading it there's the uh exposure 17:59 so when it's 18:01 um there's a little status thing down 18:03 here so that tells you the um exposure 18:07 [Applause] 18:09 time it's this is just it 18:15 downloading um it is quite I'm seeing 18:18 quite a lot like smearing I think that I 18:20 don't know whether that's just due to 18:21 pixels overloading or something else I 18:24 mean yeah it's not it's not um out of 18:26 the question that there's something not 18:27 totally right about this camera 18:28 certainly was bodge wise on there um I 18:31 don't I'd imagine a camera like this 18:32 it's got a fairly narrow range of 18:34 intensities that it's happy with I'm not 18:36 going to spend a great deal of time on 18:38 this if you're interested in this camera 18:40 maybe for astronomy or something and 18:42 happy to sort of take the risk of it may 18:44 not be uh perfect I'll um I think I'll 18:47 stick this on eBay along with the 18:48 Illuminator I'll put a link down in the 18:50 description to the listing take your 18:52 chances to grab a bargain so for example 18:54 here we see this vertical streaking so 18:56 I'm not sure how normal that is this is 18:58 on fairly bright scene looking out the 19:02 window if I cut the exposure time down 19:04 on that it's now 1 second 19:07 exposure again most of the image 19:09 disappears again this is looks like it's 19:11 possibly over still overloading here go 19:14 that go down to say say quarter a 19:16 second so again I think there might be 19:19 some Auto gain control going on here um 19:21 this is with the PFG option let's try 19:23 turning that off and see what 19:25 happens so I'm not sure this is actually 19:27 more streaking or which just it's 19:29 cranked up the gain all the dis display 19:31 gray scale to show what um you know the 19:33 range of things that it's captured 19:36 there's one of one of 12 things in the 19:38 software there's um you can see of you 19:40 can't seem to read out the temperature 19:42 of the pelta cooler but you can set the 19:44 temperature and if you said it's a 19:46 different temperature you see the power 19:48 consumption jump up running the cooler 19:50 to get the temperature you requested but 19:52 I can't see anything anywhere that tells 19:54 you whether the cool is at the at the 19:56 temperature other than the power 19:57 consumption going down and there's no 19:59 temperature read out 20:03 here and just some yeah this is just 20:05 sort of very basic software I'm sure 20:07 there's like an API for more 20:09 sophisticated 20:10 applications but so if you know anything 20:12 more about these cameras please um stick 20:14 in the 20:15 comments um incidentally when I was 20:18 editing I didn't notice there was a bent 20:19 pin on the um CCD but I did fix that 20:22 before doing these tests and also 20:24 reactivated the um silica gel desicant 20:26 cuz I noticed it was uh I was getting 20:28 bit of condensation on the window but um 20:31 yeah so a couple of uh interesting but 20:34 maybe not particularly uh useful pieces 20:37 of Kit except for someone that's got a 20:38 very specific use so um I'll stick a 20:42 I'll stick these on eBay put a link in 20:44 the description and say hopefully 20:45 someone could actually make some uh good 20:47 use of these things Example Output: **Abstract:** This video presents Part 2 of a teardown focusing on the optical components of a Fluidigm Polaris biotechnology instrument, specifically the multi-wavelength illuminator and the high-resolution CCD camera. The Lumen Dynamics illuminator unit is examined in detail, revealing its construction using multiple high-power LEDs (430nm, 475nm, 520nm, 575nm, 630nm) combined via dichroic mirrors and filters. A square fiber optic rod is used to homogenize the light. A notable finding is the use of a phosphor-converted white LED filtered to achieve the 575nm output. The unit features simple TTL activation for each color, conduction cooling, and internal homogenization optics. Analysis of its EEPROM suggests extremely low operational runtime. The camera module teardown showcases a 50 Megapixel ON Semiconductor KAF-50100 CCD sensor with micro-lenses, cooled by a multi-stage Peltier stack. The control electronics include an FPGA and a USB interface. Significant post-manufacturing modifications ("bodges") are observed on the camera's circuit boards. Basic functional testing using vendor software and a pinhole lens confirms image capture but reveals prominent vertical streaking artifacts, the cause of which remains uncertain (potential overload, readout artifact, or fault). **Exploring the Fluidigm Polaris: A Detailed Look at its High-End Optics and Camera System** * **0:00 High-End Optics:** The system utilizes heavy, high-quality lenses and mirrors for precise imaging, weighing around 4 kilos each. * **0:49 Narrow Band Filters:** A filter wheel with five narrow band filters (488, 525, 570, 630, and 700 nm) ensures accurate fluorescence detection and rejection of excitation light. * **2:01 Customizable Illumination:** The Lumen Dynamics light source offers five individually controllable LED wavelengths (430, 475, 520, 575, 630 nm) with varying power outputs. The 575nm yellow LED is uniquely achieved using a white LED with filtering. * **3:45 TTL Control:** The light source is controlled via a simple TTL interface, enabling easy on/off switching for each LED color. * **12:55 Sophisticated Camera:** The system includes a 50-megapixel Kodak KAI-50100 CCD camera with a Peltier cooling system for reduced noise. * **14:54 High-Speed Data Transfer:** The camera features dual analog-to-digital converters to manage the high data throughput of the 50-megapixel sensor, which is effectively two 25-megapixel sensors operating in parallel. * **18:11 Possible Issues:** The video creator noted some potential issues with the camera, including image smearing. * **18:11 Limited Dynamic Range:** The camera's sensor has a limited dynamic range, making it potentially challenging to capture scenes with a wide range of brightness levels. * **11:45 Low Runtime:** Internal data suggests the system has seen minimal usage, with only 20 minutes of recorded runtime for the green LED. * **20:38 Availability on eBay:** Both the illuminator and camera are expected to be listed for sale on eBay. Here is the real transcript. Please summarize it: 00:00:02 and Jimmy on the whole. Thanks for 00:00:02 watching. 00:00:09 Very kind. Um, 00:00:09 everybody's like in Hawaiian church and 00:00:11 stuff tonight. It is uh it is 00:00:13 unseasonably sweltering here in Los 00:00:16 Angeles. It's hot, right, 00:00:17 G? 00:00:19 Hot. 00:00:19 That means for our bilingual viewers, 00:00:22 that means it's hot. 00:00:24 It's hot. Yes. 00:00:26 But even though the air is thick with 00:00:28 humidity, we can breathe a little easier 00:00:30 tonight because Donald Trump is out of 00:00:32 the country. He is 00:00:40 our parents left the house. Trump is in 00:00:40 the UK, or as he has to be reminded not 00:00:43 to call it, the UK. He 00:00:46 Paddington Unbearable is in England for 00:00:48 an official visit with the royal family. 00:00:51 Wait till he finds out tea time has 00:00:52 nothing to do with golf. He's going to 00:00:54 be very upset. The royals are expected 00:00:57 to greet the president and first lady 00:00:59 tomorrow, but some clever Brits are 00:01:01 already rolling out well, not a I 00:01:04 wouldn't call it a red carpet exactly, 00:01:06 but rather a King Kong sized photo of 00:01:09 Trump with his buddy Jeffrey. 00:01:12 This is 00:01:14 right outside 00:01:16 Windsor Castle where the Trumps will be 00:01:18 staying. Melania, don't look out the 00:01:21 window. You don't want to. That sign, 00:01:23 which by the way really put Kinko to the 00:01:26 test, is especially timely because this 00:01:28 trip he's taking was planned by the UK 00:01:31 ambassador to Washington, guy named 00:01:33 Peter Mandlesson, who was fired last 00:01:35 week when they found out he wrote one of 00:01:36 the letters in the Jeffrey Epstein 00:01:38 birthday book, which means Pete will not 00:01:40 be there for the visit he planned, which 00:01:42 is too bad. He and Trump would have had 00:01:44 a lot of gross things to talk about, I'm 00:01:46 sure. 00:01:47 This morning, Trump warmed up for his 00:01:49 date with the British press by yelling 00:01:50 at a reporter from Australia who dared 00:01:52 to ask about the billions of dollars 00:01:54 he's been raking in since the election. 00:01:57 Appropriate President Trump that a 00:01:59 president in office should be engaged in 00:02:02 so much business activity. 00:02:03 Well, I'm really not. My kids are 00:02:05 running the business. I'm here. You know 00:02:07 what the activity? Where are you from? 00:02:09 I'm from the Australian Broadcasting 00:02:10 Corporation for Porn and Project. 00:02:12 The Australians. You're hurting 00:02:13 Australia, right? In my opinion, you are 00:02:16 hurting Australia very much right now 00:02:18 and they want to get along with me. You 00:02:20 know, your your your leader is coming 00:02:22 over to see me very soon. I'm going to 00:02:24 tell him about you. You said a very bad 00:02:26 tone. Go ahead, John. 00:02:34 What a little tattletail he is. I mean, 00:02:34 going to tell his prime minister on him. 00:02:36 I'm going to tell him you said mean 00:02:38 things and you're going to be in 00:02:39 trouble. He needs to make a decision. 00:02:41 You want to be a dictator or just a 00:02:43 dick? Because you can't He also 00:02:52 he also spent some time bragging about 00:02:52 his $200 million ballroom again. He said 00:02:55 it's going to be the greatest ballroom 00:02:57 anywhere in the world. Oh, how how 00:02:59 exhilarating for all of us. He's so 00:03:02 excited for these balls. He can taste 00:03:03 them. He's Trump claims he claims he's 00:03:06 going to pay for some of the cost of the 00:03:08 ballroom as a gift to us, which thank 00:03:11 you very much. We'll never be in it, but 00:03:13 thank you very much. And he's already 00:03:15 figured out where to get the money. 00:03:16 Trump today became the first president 00:03:18 to sue the New York Times. He's suing 00:03:20 the New York Times for $15 billion for 00:03:23 defamation. 15 billion. Where does he 00:03:26 even come up? These are like numbers my 00:03:28 children make up when they're talking 00:03:30 about money. I thought he said the New 00:03:32 York Times was failing. He thinks they 00:03:33 have $15 billion. 00:03:36 How much would he sue for if he thought 00:03:37 they were doing well? Trump announced 00:03:39 the suit this morning. He wrote, "Today, 00:03:41 I have the great honor of bringing a $15 00:03:44 billion defamation and liel lawsuit 00:03:46 against the New York Times, one of the 00:03:48 worst and most degenerate newspapers in 00:03:50 the history of our country. The Times 00:03:52 has engaged in a decadesl long method of 00:03:55 lying about your favorite president, me, 00:03:57 my family business, the America First 00:03:59 Movement, MAGA, and our nation as a 00:04:01 whole. The New York Times has been 00:04:02 allowed to freely lie, smear, and defame 00:04:05 me for far too long, and that stops now. 00:04:08 And then he follows it with, "This suit 00:04:10 is being brought in the great state of 00:04:12 Florida." Uh-oh. And will be heard by 00:04:15 Judge Dog the Bounty Hunter, my new 00:04:17 appointee. 00:04:19 Trump is um 00:04:22 he won't win this. The New York Times 00:04:24 won't settle. Trump says the Times is 00:04:26 run by a bunch of lefties. He claims 00:04:28 they're a mouthpiece for the Democrats. 00:04:30 I have to say I did do today's Wordle 00:04:33 and I don't know if you did but he might 00:04:35 be right. 00:04:37 Besides how ridiculous it is, this might 00:04:39 be one of the funniest legal documents 00:04:41 I've ever seen. It's quite a tongue 00:04:43 bath. one page list Trump's quote 00:04:46 hundreds of history-making media 00:04:47 appearances including Wrestlemania 5, 00:04:50 All My Children, Ghost Can't Do It, Two 00:04:53 Weeks Notice, Days of Our Lives, 00:04:55 MissUSA, Miss Universe, The Alley G 00:04:57 Show, Marmalade, and much, much more. 00:05:00 This is quite a resume, you know. He met 00:05:02 Melania on 90Day Fiance. 00:05:05 It's in the in addition to the Times, 00:05:09 he's also filing another frivolous 00:05:11 lawsuit against the publisher and 00:05:13 authors of this book, Lucky Loser: How 00:05:16 Donald Trump squandered his father's 00:05:17 Fortune and Created the Illusion of 00:05:20 Success. A book I had never heard of 00:05:22 until today, but will now be ordering 00:05:24 for every member of my family. You know 00:05:27 what? 00:05:29 Maybe it'll maybe it'll become a New 00:05:32 York Times bestseller and he could sue 00:05:33 them both again. 00:05:35 And it's not just writers the 00:05:37 president's trying to silence. He's 00:05:38 ordered our national parks to remove a 00:05:41 number of signs and exhibits related to 00:05:43 slavery. He's rewiting history in the 00:05:46 United States. From now on, under Donald 00:05:49 Trump, slaves will be referred to as 00:05:51 tourists who volunteered to help white 00:05:54 people do stuff. 00:05:56 No, that was a joke. That wasn't 00:05:57 entirely. 00:05:59 You never know, right? I mean, he's also 00:06:01 sending the National Guard into Memphis 00:06:03 where crime is at a 25-y year low. 00:06:06 What's going to be h what's will happen 00:06:08 when we actually need the National 00:06:10 Guard? Will we have to call in the Eagle 00:06:12 Scouts? Meanwhile, many in Magaland are 00:06:14 working very hard to capitalize on the 00:06:17 murder of Charlie Kirk. Yesterday, JD 00:06:19 Vance, who himself famously called 00:06:22 Donald Trump America's Hitler, hosted 00:06:24 the Charlie Kirk podcast from the White 00:06:26 House, where he pointed his little 00:06:28 mascara stained finger directly at the 00:06:30 left. While our side of the aisle 00:06:32 certainly has its crazies, it is a 00:06:34 statistical fact that most of the 00:06:36 lunatics in American politics today are 00:06:40 proud members of the far left. 00:06:42 Right? And by statistical fact, he means 00:06:45 complete is what they need. 00:06:50 In fact, 00:06:53 so much so that the Department of 00:06:55 Justice just removed a study that showed 00:06:58 white supremacy and violence from 00:06:59 far-right groups is the greatest source 00:07:02 of domestic terror and extremist 00:07:04 violence in the United States. Here's a 00:07:06 question JD Vance might be able to 00:07:08 answer. Who wanted to hang the guy who 00:07:10 was vice president before you? Was that 00:07:12 the liberal left or the toothless army 00:07:15 who stormed the capital on January 6th? 00:07:18 The president and his henchmen are doing 00:07:19 their best to fan the flames so they can 00:07:22 I guess attack people on the dangerous 00:07:25 left with which is it? Are the dangerous 00:07:27 are they a bunch of pickle ball 00:07:29 players because they're too scared to 00:07:31 get hit by tennis balls or a 00:07:33 wellorganized deadly team of commandos? 00:07:35 Because it can't be both of those 00:07:37 things. There's a guy on Newsmax which 00:07:39 if you haven't seen it is really funny. 00:07:42 It's like a low rent Fox News. There's a 00:07:44 guy named Carl Higgby who at first 00:07:46 glance you would think is a comedian 00:07:48 playing a right-wing news anchor. Sadly, 00:07:51 he is all real. Like my conservative 00:07:53 brothers and sisters, it is us versus 00:07:55 them. They will never get along with us. 00:07:57 But they want to they want us to show 00:07:59 tolerance for them while they just 00:08:00 scream and insult us. Done. We're not 00:08:02 doing that anymore. We're not taking it 00:08:04 anymore. I have no interest in 00:08:06 tolerating your views because you know 00:08:08 you guys are radical. My mother-in-law 00:08:10 is banned from my house. 00:08:17 That came out of nowhere. 00:08:17 His mother-in-law isn't even a Democrat. 00:08:19 He just doesn't like her. It was just a 00:08:22 boy. What a difference an election 00:08:23 makes. Two years ago, these meattheads 00:08:25 couldn't shut up about the First 00:08:26 Amendment. Now they want to skip right 00:08:27 to the second. Elon Musk, who was so 00:08:30 angry about conservative voices being 00:08:32 silenced that he bought Twitter and 00:08:34 turned it into excrement, said the left 00:08:38 is the party of murder. And Eric Trump 00:08:41 was on Fox and Friends waxing poetic 00:08:43 about Charlie Kirk's relationship with 00:08:45 his dad. If you look at at where he's 00:08:48 created and the movement that he's built 00:08:50 today, it's exactly what he described to 00:08:52 me 10 years ago. And he became obviously 00:08:54 dear friends of Dons. became, you know, 00:08:56 that's right, probably a second son to 00:08:58 my father. 00:09:01 Wait, wait. I thought you were the 00:09:03 second son to your father. 00:09:06 I mean, this 00:09:08 I'm starting to feel bad for Eric. This 00:09:11 poor guy might need somebody to adopt 00:09:13 him. In Washington today, the Senate 00:09:16 Judiciary Committee grilled FBI Director 00:09:19 Cash Patel. It's an honor to be here 00:09:21 with you today as the ninth director of 00:09:22 the FBI to bring this fugitive to 00:09:24 justice. We have also arrested this may 00:09:27 be the most important part about to face 00:09:29 charges the same time last year. Ongoing 00:09:33 investigations 00:09:34 crimes free and we're going to keep 00:09:36 going. 00:09:44 Lastly, I want to close with the Cash 00:09:44 Patel Senate hearings brought to you by 00:09:46 Flise. 00:09:48 All good. Now, you know what? It's Don't 00:09:52 make fun. Allergies are seasonal and 00:09:54 serious. So, Patel was summoned to 00:09:57 explain why they refused to release the 00:09:59 Epstein files they promised to release. 00:10:02 He was dodgy, sketchy, sniffy, 00:10:04 combative, and just unpleasant overall. 00:10:06 He couldn't even answer a question from 00:10:09 fellow Republican John Kennedy. 00:10:11 Who, if anyone, did Epstein traffic 00:10:14 these young women to besides himself? 00:10:17 Himself? There is no credible 00:10:19 information. None. If there were, I 00:10:22 would bring the case yesterday. 00:10:24 Forget yesterday. How about tomorrow? We 00:10:26 would take He still has no explanation 00:10:28 for why they won't release the files and 00:10:30 no explanation for why Epstein's primary 00:10:32 accomplice, Gilain Maxwell, was suddenly 00:10:35 transferred to a country club prison 00:10:37 after meeting with Trump's lawyer. But 00:10:39 eventually though, frustration boiled 00:10:41 over and Senator Cy Booker didn't just 00:10:44 grill Patel, he flame broiled him live 00:10:47 in front of everyone. 00:10:48 Here's the thing, Mr. Patel. I think 00:10:51 you're not going to be around long. I 00:10:53 think this might be your last oversight 00:10:55 hearing because as much as you 00:10:57 supplicate yourself to the will of 00:10:58 Donald Trump and not the Constitution of 00:11:00 the United States of America, Donald 00:11:02 Trump has shown us in his first term and 00:11:04 in this term, he is not loyal to people 00:11:07 like you. He will cut you loose. This 00:11:10 may be the last time I have a hearing 00:11:12 with you because I don't think you're 00:11:14 long for your job. But I'm going to tell 00:11:16 you this. I pray for you. I pray for you 00:11:20 that you can step up and defend your 00:11:22 oath, defend the Constitution, and do a 00:11:25 much better job of defending this 00:11:27 country. Thank you, Mr. Chair. 00:11:38 and then and he grounded him for two 00:11:38 weeks with no TV. The House Oversight 00:11:41 Committee today released another batch 00:11:43 of Epstein documents, or as Trump calls 00:11:45 them, fake documents, unless they 00:11:46 exonerate him, in which case, real 00:11:48 documents. That's how you can tell. But 00:11:50 Cash Patel, I'm not sure he even has the 00:11:53 Epstein files to release. I have a 00:11:54 feeling Trump put him like on top of a 00:11:57 refrigerator where he can't reach them 00:11:58 or something. 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*Abstract:* This video features a satirical monologue and comedic segments from a late-night talk show. The monologue critiques current events, including the President's (implied Donald Trump) social media commentary on a new NFL kickoff rule and the potential sale of TikTok to a Trump-aligned billionaire. It also satirizes the President's insensitive reaction to the murder of "Charlie Kirk" and features criticism of political figures like Marjorie Taylor Greene for her "national divorce" proposal. The latter part of the video shifts to a humorous recap of the Emmys, where the host (Jimmy Kimmel) recounts his loss and the chaotic nature of the event, culminating in a series of comedic interactions and games with his sidekick, Guillermo. --- *Summary:* * *0:07 NFL Kickoff Rule:* The President (Donald Trump) criticizes the new NFL kickoff rule via social media, calling it "ridiculous" and "dangerous." * *1:09 TikTok Deal:* The Treasury Secretary announces a framework deal to sell TikTok to an American company, with rumors pointing to MAGA billionaire Larry Ellison as the buyer, drawing concerns about data harvesting shifting from China to a Trump ally. * *2:02 President's Reaction to "Charlie Kirk's" Murder:* The White House flies flags at half-staff following the murder of "Charlie Kirk." The President's (Trump's) public reaction is satirized as self-absorbed, repeatedly pivoting to discussions about building a new ballroom at the White House. * *4:11 Trump on Fox & Friends:* Trump's appearance on Fox News is lampooned, showing hosts attempting to guide him towards a "reasonable" response regarding revenge after the murder, only for Trump to make an absurd claim that California "doesn't have ballot boxes." * *5:21 FBI Head's Misleading Statement:* The FBI head (Cash Patel) is criticized for prematurely and falsely claiming the killer was caught, justifying it as a "heat of the moment" communication. * *6:15 Marjorie Taylor Green's "National Divorce":* Utah Governor Spencer Cox advocates for humanity and connection, while Marjorie Taylor Green proposes a "peaceful national divorce," claiming the left "hates us" and wants conservatives dead. * *7:11 Emmys Recap:* The host (Jimmy Kimmel) recaps the Emmys, acknowledging his show lost Best Talk Show to Stephen Colbert but congratulating other winners like John Oliver and Seth Rogen. * *8:12 Emmys Behind-the-Scenes:* Kimmel describes the Emmys as a chaotic event, comparing it to a hockey game with poor logistics and featuring a comedic image of Jake Gyllenhaal using an animal trough as a urinal. * *8:50 Guillermo's Emmy Role:* Guillermo (GMO), the show's security guard, is shown greeting Emmy winners backstage, offering sarcastic congratulations and sharing a "special tea." * *10:22 "Back to Back to Backpack" Game:* A segment where guests pull questions from a backpack, leading to a story about the host's first crush, Kathleen Johnson. * *11:41 Guillermo's Charity:* A satirical "charity" called "GMO's Child" is introduced, asking for donations to support Guillermo's expensive son, Benji. * *12:40 "Win Your Heavy Bag" Game:* A guest plays a game guessing who Guillermo is thinking about, successfully identifying Chariss Teran. * *13:31 "Between the Backs" Game:* Another game reveals a tequila bottle shaped like Guillermo's head, leading to a shared shot. * *15:21 Comedic Physical Exam:* A guest, playing a doctor, performs a humorous "physical exam" on Guillermo, which includes a "urine sample" of tequila and sharing a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style. * *16:40 YouTube Milestone:* The video concludes with a quick announcement celebrating 20 million YouTube subscribers. I used gemini-2.5-flash| input-price: 0.3 output-price: 2.5 max-context-length: 128_000 on rocketrecap dot com to summarize the transcript. Cost (if I didn't use the free tier): $0.0077 Input tokens: 18556 Output tokens: 861
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This video features a satirical monologue and comedic segments from a late-night talk show. The monologue critiques current events, including the President's (implied Donald Trump) social media commentary on a new NFL kickoff rule and the potential sale of TikTok to a Trump-aligned billionaire. It also satirizes the President's insensitive reaction to the murder of "Charlie Kirk" and features criticism of political figures like Marjorie Taylor Greene for her "national divorce" proposal. The latter part of the video shifts to a humorous recap of the Emmys, where the host (Jimmy Kimmel) recounts his loss and the chaotic nature of the event, culminating in a series of comedic interactions and games with his sidekick, Guillermo.
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Below, I will provide input for an example video (comprising of title, description, and transcript, in this order) and the corresponding abstract and summary I expect. Afterward, I will provide a new transcript that I want you to summarize in the same format. **Please give an abstract of the transcript and then summarize the transcript in a self-contained bullet list format.** Include starting timestamps, important details and key takeaways. Example Input: Fluidigm Polaris Part 2- illuminator and camera mikeselectricstuff 131K subscribers Subscribed 369 Share Download Clip Save 5,857 views Aug 26, 2024 Fluidigm Polaris part 1 : • Fluidigm Polaris (Part 1) - Biotech g... Ebay listings: https://www.ebay.co.uk/usr/mikeselect... Merch https://mikeselectricstuff.creator-sp... Transcript Follow along using the transcript. Show transcript mikeselectricstuff 131K subscribers Videos About Support on Patreon 40 Comments @robertwatsonbath 6 hours ago Thanks Mike. Ooof! - with the level of bodgery going on around 15:48 I think shame would have made me do a board re spin, out of my own pocket if I had to. 1 Reply @Muonium1 9 hours ago The green LED looks different from the others and uses phosphor conversion because of the "green gap" problem where green InGaN emitters suffer efficiency droop at high currents. Phosphide based emitters don't start becoming efficient until around 600nm so also can't be used for high power green emitters. See the paper and plot by Matthias Auf der Maur in his 2015 paper on alloy fluctuations in InGaN as the cause of reduced external quantum efficiency at longer (green) wavelengths. 4 Reply 1 reply @tafsirnahian669 10 hours ago (edited) Can this be used as an astrophotography camera? Reply mikeselectricstuff · 1 reply @mikeselectricstuff 6 hours ago Yes, but may need a shutter to avoid light during readout Reply @2010craggy 11 hours ago Narrowband filters we use in Astronomy (Astrophotography) are sided- they work best passing light in one direction so I guess the arrows on the filter frames indicate which way round to install them in the filter wheel. 1 Reply @vitukz 12 hours ago A mate with Channel @extractions&ire could use it 2 Reply @RobertGallop 19 hours ago That LED module says it can go up to 28 amps!!! 21 amps for 100%. You should see what it does at 20 amps! Reply @Prophes0r 19 hours ago I had an "Oh SHIT!" moment when I realized that the weird trapezoidal shape of that light guide was for keystone correction of the light source. Very clever. 6 Reply @OneBiOzZ 20 hours ago given the cost of the CCD you think they could have run another PCB for it 9 Reply @tekvax01 21 hours ago $20 thousand dollars per minute of run time! 1 Reply @tekvax01 22 hours ago "We spared no expense!" John Hammond Jurassic Park. *(that's why this thing costs the same as a 50-seat Greyhound Bus coach!) Reply @florianf4257 22 hours ago The smearing on the image could be due to the fact that you don't use a shutter, so you see brighter stripes under bright areas of the image as you still iluminate these pixels while the sensor data ist shifted out towards the top. I experienced this effect back at university with a LN-Cooled CCD for Spectroscopy. The stripes disapeared as soon as you used the shutter instead of disabling it in the open position (but fokussing at 100ms integration time and continuous readout with a focal plane shutter isn't much fun). 12 Reply mikeselectricstuff · 1 reply @mikeselectricstuff 12 hours ago I didn't think of that, but makes sense 2 Reply @douro20 22 hours ago (edited) The red LED reminds me of one from Roithner Lasertechnik. I have a Symbol 2D scanner which uses two very bright LEDs from that company, one red and one red-orange. The red-orange is behind a lens which focuses it into an extremely narrow beam. 1 Reply @RicoElectrico 23 hours ago PFG is Pulse Flush Gate according to the datasheet. Reply @dcallan812 23 hours ago Very interesting. 2x Reply @littleboot_ 1 day ago Cool interesting device Reply @dav1dbone 1 day ago I've stripped large projectors, looks similar, wonder if some of those castings are a magnesium alloy? Reply @kevywevvy8833 1 day ago ironic that some of those Phlatlight modules are used in some of the cheapest disco lights. 1 Reply 1 reply @bill6255 1 day ago Great vid - gets right into subject in title, its packed with information, wraps up quickly. Should get a YT award! imho 3 Reply @JAKOB1977 1 day ago (edited) The whole sensor module incl. a 5 grand 50mpix sensor for 49 £.. highest bid atm Though also a limited CCD sensor, but for the right buyer its a steal at these relative low sums. Architecture Full Frame CCD (Square Pixels) Total Number of Pixels 8304 (H) × 6220 (V) = 51.6 Mp Number of Effective Pixels 8208 (H) × 6164 (V) = 50.5 Mp Number of Active Pixels 8176 (H) × 6132 (V) = 50.1 Mp Pixel Size 6.0 m (H) × 6.0 m (V) Active Image Size 49.1 mm (H) × 36.8 mm (V) 61.3 mm (Diagonal), 645 1.1x Optical Format Aspect Ratio 4:3 Horizontal Outputs 4 Saturation Signal 40.3 ke− Output Sensitivity 31 V/e− Quantum Efficiency KAF−50100−CAA KAF−50100−AAA KAF−50100−ABA (with Lens) 22%, 22%, 16% (Peak R, G, B) 25% 62% Read Noise (f = 18 MHz) 12.5 e− Dark Signal (T = 60°C) 42 pA/cm2 Dark Current Doubling Temperature 5.7°C Dynamic Range (f = 18 MHz) 70.2 dB Estimated Linear Dynamic Range (f = 18 MHz) 69.3 dB Charge Transfer Efficiency Horizontal Vertical 0.999995 0.999999 Blooming Protection (4 ms Exposure Time) 800X Saturation Exposure Maximum Date Rate 18 MHz Package Ceramic PGA Cover Glass MAR Coated, 2 Sides or Clear Glass Features • TRUESENSE Transparent Gate Electrode for High Sensitivity • Ultra-High Resolution • Board Dynamic Range • Low Noise Architecture • Large Active Imaging Area Applications • Digitization • Mapping/Aerial • Photography • Scientific Thx for the tear down Mike, always a joy Reply @martinalooksatthings 1 day ago 15:49 that is some great bodging on of caps, they really didn't want to respin that PCB huh 8 Reply @RhythmGamer 1 day ago Was depressed today and then a new mike video dropped and now I’m genuinely happy to get my tear down fix 1 Reply @dine9093 1 day ago (edited) Did you transfrom into Mr Blobby for a moment there? 2 Reply @NickNorton 1 day ago Thanks Mike. Your videos are always interesting. 5 Reply @KeritechElectronics 1 day ago Heavy optics indeed... Spare no expense, cost no object. Splendid build quality. The CCD is a thing of beauty! 1 Reply @YSoreil 1 day ago The pricing on that sensor is about right, I looked in to these many years ago when they were still in production since it's the only large sensor you could actually buy. Really cool to see one in the wild. 2 Reply @snik2pl 1 day ago That leds look like from led projector Reply @vincei4252 1 day ago TDI = Time Domain Integration ? 1 Reply @wolpumba4099 1 day ago (edited) Maybe the camera should not be illuminated during readout. From the datasheet of the sensor (Onsemi): saturation 40300 electrons, read noise 12.5 electrons per pixel @ 18MHz (quite bad). quantum efficiency 62% (if it has micro lenses), frame rate 1 Hz. lateral overflow drain to prevent blooming protects against 800x (factor increases linearly with exposure time) saturation exposure (32e6 electrons per pixel at 4ms exposure time), microlens has +/- 20 degree acceptance angle i guess it would be good for astrophotography 4 Reply @txm100 1 day ago (edited) Babe wake up a new mikeselectricstuff has dropped! 9 Reply @vincei4252 1 day ago That looks like a finger-lakes filter wheel, however, for astronomy they'd never use such a large stepper. 1 Reply @MRooodddvvv 1 day ago yaaaaay ! more overcomplicated optical stuff ! 4 Reply 1 reply @NoPegs 1 day ago He lives! 11 Reply 1 reply Transcript 0:00 so I've stripped all the bits of the 0:01 optical system so basically we've got 0:03 the uh the camera 0:05 itself which is mounted on this uh very 0:09 complex 0:10 adjustment thing which obviously to set 0:13 you the various tilt and uh alignment 0:15 stuff then there's two of these massive 0:18 lenses I've taken one of these apart I 0:20 think there's something like about eight 0:22 or nine Optical elements in here these 0:25 don't seem to do a great deal in terms 0:26 of electr magnification they're obiously 0:28 just about getting the image to where it 0:29 uh where it needs to be just so that 0:33 goes like that then this Optical block I 0:36 originally thought this was made of some 0:37 s crazy heavy material but it's just 0:39 really the sum of all these Optical bits 0:41 are just ridiculously heavy those lenses 0:43 are about 4 kilos each and then there's 0:45 this very heavy very solid um piece that 0:47 goes in the middle and this is so this 0:49 is the filter wheel assembly with a 0:51 hilariously oversized steper 0:53 motor driving this wheel with these very 0:57 large narrow band filters so we've got 1:00 various different shades of uh 1:03 filters there five Al together that 1:06 one's actually just showing up a silver 1:07 that's actually a a red but fairly low 1:10 transmission orangey red blue green 1:15 there's an excess cover on this side so 1:16 the filters can be accessed and changed 1:19 without taking anything else apart even 1:21 this is like ridiculous it's like solid 1:23 aluminium this is just basically a cover 1:25 the actual wavelengths of these are um 1:27 488 525 570 630 and 700 NM not sure what 1:32 the suffix on that perhaps that's the uh 1:34 the width of the spectral line say these 1:37 are very narrow band filters most of 1:39 them are you very little light through 1:41 so it's still very tight narrow band to 1:43 match the um fluoresence of the dies 1:45 they're using in the biochemical process 1:48 and obviously to reject the light that's 1:49 being fired at it from that Illuminator 1:51 box and then there's a there's a second 1:53 one of these lenses then the actual sort 1:55 of samples below that so uh very serious 1:58 amount of very uh chunky heavy Optics 2:01 okay let's take a look at this light 2:02 source made by company Lumen Dynamics 2:04 who are now part of 2:06 excelitas self-contained unit power 2:08 connector USB and this which one of the 2:11 Cable Bundle said was a TTL interface 2:14 USB wasn't used in uh the fluid 2:17 application output here and I think this 2:19 is an input for um light feedback I 2:21 don't if it's regulated or just a measur 2:23 measurement facility and the uh fiber 2:27 assembly 2:29 Square Inlet there and then there's two 2:32 outputs which have uh lens assemblies 2:35 and this small one which goes back into 2:37 that small Port just Loops out of here 2:40 straight back in So on this side we've 2:42 got the electronics which look pretty 2:44 straightforward we've got a bit of power 2:45 supply stuff over here and we've got 2:48 separate drivers for each wavelength now 2:50 interesting this is clearly been very 2:52 specifically made for this application 2:54 you I was half expecting like say some 2:56 generic drivers that could be used for a 2:58 number of different things but actually 3:00 literally specified the exact wavelength 3:02 on the PCB there is provision here for 3:04 385 NM which isn't populated but this is 3:07 clearly been designed very specifically 3:09 so these four drivers look the same but 3:10 then there's two higher power ones for 3:12 575 and 3:14 520 a slightly bigger heat sink on this 3:16 575 section there a p 24 which is 3:20 providing USB interface USB isolator the 3:23 USB interface just presents as a comport 3:26 I did have a quick look but I didn't 3:27 actually get anything sensible um I did 3:29 dump the Pi code out and there's a few 3:31 you a few sort of commands that you 3:32 could see in text but I didn't actually 3:34 manage to get it working properly I 3:36 found some software for related version 3:38 but it didn't seem to want to talk to it 3:39 but um I say that wasn't used for the 3:41 original application it might be quite 3:42 interesting to get try and get the Run 3:44 hours count out of it and the TTL 3:46 interface looks fairly straightforward 3:48 we've got positions for six opto 3:50 isolators but only five five are 3:52 installed so that corresponds with the 3:54 unused thing so I think this hopefully 3:56 should be as simple as just providing a 3:57 ttrl signal for each color to uh enable 4:00 it a big heat sink here which is there I 4:03 think there's like a big S of metal 4:04 plate through the middle of this that 4:05 all the leads are mounted on the other 4:07 side so this is heat sinking it with a 4:09 air flow from a uh just a fan in here 4:13 obviously don't have the air flow 4:14 anywhere near the Optics so conduction 4:17 cool through to this plate that's then 4:18 uh air cooled got some pots which are 4:21 presumably power 4:22 adjustments okay let's take a look at 4:24 the other side which is uh much more 4:27 interesting see we've got some uh very 4:31 uh neatly Twisted cable assemblies there 4:35 a bunch of leads so we've got one here 4:37 475 up here 430 NM 630 575 and 520 4:44 filters and dcro mirrors a quick way to 4:48 see what's white is if we just shine 4:49 some white light through 4:51 here not sure how it is is to see on the 4:54 camera but shining white light we do 4:55 actually get a bit of red a bit of blue 4:57 some yellow here so the obstacle path 5:00 575 it goes sort of here bounces off 5:03 this mirror and goes out the 520 goes 5:07 sort of down here across here and up 5:09 there 630 goes basically straight 5:13 through 5:15 430 goes across there down there along 5:17 there and the 475 goes down here and 5:20 left this is the light sensing thing 5:22 think here there's just a um I think 5:24 there a photo diode or other sensor 5:26 haven't actually taken that off and 5:28 everything's fixed down to this chunk of 5:31 aluminium which acts as the heat 5:32 spreader that then conducts the heat to 5:33 the back side for the heat 5:35 sink and the actual lead packages all 5:38 look fairly similar except for this one 5:41 on the 575 which looks quite a bit more 5:44 substantial big spay 5:46 Terminals and the interface for this 5:48 turned out to be extremely simple it's 5:50 literally a 5V TTL level to enable each 5:54 color doesn't seem to be any tensity 5:56 control but there are some additional 5:58 pins on that connector that weren't used 5:59 in the through time thing so maybe 6:01 there's some extra lines that control 6:02 that I couldn't find any data on this uh 6:05 unit and the um their current product 6:07 range is quite significantly different 6:09 so we've got the uh blue these 6:13 might may well be saturating the camera 6:16 so they might look a bit weird so that's 6:17 the 430 6:18 blue the 575 6:24 yellow uh 6:26 475 light blue 6:29 the uh 520 6:31 green and the uh 630 red now one 6:36 interesting thing I noticed for the 6:39 575 it's actually it's actually using a 6:42 white lead and then filtering it rather 6:44 than using all the other ones are using 6:46 leads which are the fundamental colors 6:47 but uh this is actually doing white and 6:50 it's a combination of this filter and 6:52 the dichroic mirrors that are turning to 6:55 Yellow if we take the filter out and a 6:57 lot of the a lot of the um blue content 7:00 is going this way the red is going 7:02 straight through these two mirrors so 7:05 this is clearly not reflecting much of 7:08 that so we end up with the yellow coming 7:10 out of uh out of there which is a fairly 7:14 light yellow color which you don't 7:16 really see from high intensity leads so 7:19 that's clearly why they've used the 7:20 white to uh do this power consumption of 7:23 the white is pretty high so going up to 7:25 about 2 and 1 half amps on that color 7:27 whereas most of the other colors are 7:28 only drawing half an amp or so at 24 7:30 volts the uh the green is up to about 7:32 1.2 but say this thing is uh much 7:35 brighter and if you actually run all the 7:38 colors at the same time you get a fairly 7:41 reasonable um looking white coming out 7:43 of it and one thing you might just be 7:45 out to notice is there is some sort 7:46 color banding around here that's not 7:49 getting uh everything s completely 7:51 concentric and I think that's where this 7:53 fiber optic thing comes 7:58 in I'll 8:00 get a couple of Fairly accurately shaped 8:04 very sort of uniform color and looking 8:06 at What's um inside here we've basically 8:09 just got this Square Rod so this is 8:12 clearly yeah the lights just bouncing 8:13 off all the all the various sides to um 8:16 get a nice uniform illumination uh this 8:19 back bit looks like it's all potted so 8:21 nothing I really do to get in there I 8:24 think this is fiber so I have come 8:26 across um cables like this which are 8:27 liquid fill but just looking through the 8:30 end of this it's probably a bit hard to 8:31 see it does look like there fiber ends 8:34 going going on there and so there's this 8:36 feedback thing which is just obviously 8:39 compensating for the any light losses 8:41 through here to get an accurate 8:43 representation of uh the light that's 8:45 been launched out of these two 8:47 fibers and you see uh 8:49 these have got this sort of trapezium 8:54 shape light guides again it's like a 8:56 sort of acrylic or glass light guide 9:00 guess projected just to make the right 9:03 rectangular 9:04 shape and look at this Center assembly 9:07 um the light output doesn't uh change 9:10 whether you feed this in or not so it's 9:11 clear not doing any internal Clos Loop 9:14 control obviously there may well be some 9:16 facility for it to do that but it's not 9:17 being used in this 9:19 application and so this output just 9:21 produces a voltage on the uh outle 9:24 connector proportional to the amount of 9:26 light that's present so there's a little 9:28 diffuser in the back there 9:30 and then there's just some kind of uh 9:33 Optical sensor looks like a 9:35 chip looking at the lead it's a very 9:37 small package on the PCB with this lens 9:40 assembly over the top and these look 9:43 like they're actually on a copper 9:44 Metalized PCB for maximum thermal 9:47 performance and yeah it's a very small 9:49 package looks like it's a ceramic 9:51 package and there's a thermister there 9:53 for temperature monitoring this is the 9:56 475 blue one this is the 520 need to 9:59 Green which is uh rather different OB 10:02 it's a much bigger D with lots of bond 10:04 wise but also this looks like it's using 10:05 a phosphor if I shine a blue light at it 10:08 lights up green so this is actually a 10:10 phosphor conversion green lead which 10:12 I've I've come across before they want 10:15 that specific wavelength so they may be 10:17 easier to tune a phosphor than tune the 10:20 um semiconductor material to get the uh 10:23 right right wavelength from the lead 10:24 directly uh red 630 similar size to the 10:28 blue one or does seem to have a uh a 10:31 lens on top of it there is a sort of red 10:33 coloring to 10:35 the die but that doesn't appear to be 10:38 fluorescent as far as I can 10:39 tell and the white one again a little 10:41 bit different sort of much higher 10:43 current 10:46 connectors a makeer name on that 10:48 connector flot light not sure if that's 10:52 the connector or the lead 10:54 itself and obviously with the phosphor 10:56 and I'd imagine that phosphor may well 10:58 be tuned to get the maximum to the uh 5 11:01 cenm and actually this white one looks 11:04 like a St fairly standard product I just 11:06 found it in Mouse made by luminous 11:09 devices in fact actually I think all 11:11 these are based on various luminous 11:13 devices modules and they're you take 11:17 looks like they taking the nearest 11:18 wavelength and then just using these 11:19 filters to clean it up to get a precise 11:22 uh spectral line out of it so quite a 11:25 nice neat and um extreme 11:30 bright light source uh sure I've got any 11:33 particular use for it so I think this 11:35 might end up on 11:36 eBay but uh very pretty to look out and 11:40 without the uh risk of burning your eyes 11:43 out like you do with lasers so I thought 11:45 it would be interesting to try and 11:46 figure out the runtime of this things 11:48 like this we usually keep some sort 11:49 record of runtime cuz leads degrade over 11:51 time I couldn't get any software to work 11:52 through the USB face but then had a 11:54 thought probably going to be writing the 11:55 runtime periodically to the e s prom so 11:58 I just just scope up that and noticed it 12:00 was doing right every 5 minutes so I 12:02 just ran it for a while periodically 12:04 reading the E squ I just held the pick 12:05 in in reset and um put clip over to read 12:07 the square prom and found it was writing 12:10 one location per color every 5 minutes 12:12 so if one color was on it would write 12:14 that location every 5 minutes and just 12:16 increment it by one so after doing a few 12:18 tests with different colors of different 12:19 time periods it looked extremely 12:21 straightforward it's like a four bite 12:22 count for each color looking at the 12:24 original data that was in it all the 12:26 colors apart from Green were reading 12:28 zero and the green was reading four 12:30 indicating a total 20 minutes run time 12:32 ever if it was turned on run for a short 12:34 time then turned off that might not have 12:36 been counted but even so indicates this 12:37 thing wasn't used a great deal the whole 12:40 s process of doing a run can be several 12:42 hours but it'll only be doing probably 12:43 the Imaging at the end of that so you 12:46 wouldn't expect to be running for a long 12:47 time but say a single color for 20 12:50 minutes over its whole lifetime does 12:52 seem a little bit on the low side okay 12:55 let's look at the camera un fortunately 12:57 I managed to not record any sound when I 12:58 did this it's also a couple of months 13:00 ago so there's going to be a few details 13:02 that I've forgotten so I'm just going to 13:04 dub this over the original footage so um 13:07 take the lid off see this massive great 13:10 heat sink so this is a pel cool camera 13:12 we've got this blower fan producing a 13:14 fair amount of air flow through 13:16 it the connector here there's the ccds 13:19 mounted on the board on the 13:24 right this unplugs so we've got a bit of 13:27 power supply stuff on here 13:29 USB interface I think that's the Cyprus 13:32 microcontroller High speeded USB 13:34 interface there's a zyink spon fpga some 13:40 RAM and there's a couple of ATD 13:42 converters can't quite read what those 13:45 those are but anal 13:47 devices um little bit of bodgery around 13:51 here extra decoupling obviously they 13:53 have having some noise issues this is 13:55 around the ram chip quite a lot of extra 13:57 capacitors been added there 13:59 uh there's a couple of amplifiers prior 14:01 to the HD converter buffers or Andor 14:05 amplifiers taking the CCD 14:08 signal um bit more power spy stuff here 14:11 this is probably all to do with 14:12 generating the various CCD bias voltages 14:14 they uh need quite a lot of exotic 14:18 voltages next board down is just a 14:20 shield and an interconnect 14:24 boardly shielding the power supply stuff 14:26 from some the more sensitive an log 14:28 stuff 14:31 and this is the bottom board which is 14:32 just all power supply 14:34 stuff as you can see tons of capacitors 14:37 or Transformer in 14:42 there and this is the CCD which is a uh 14:47 very impressive thing this is a kf50 100 14:50 originally by true sense then codec 14:53 there ON 14:54 Semiconductor it's 50 megapixels uh the 14:58 only price I could find was this one 15:00 5,000 bucks and the architecture you can 15:03 see there actually two separate halves 15:04 which explains the Dual AZ converters 15:06 and two amplifiers it's literally split 15:08 down the middle and duplicated so it's 15:10 outputting two streams in parallel just 15:13 to keep the bandwidth sensible and it's 15:15 got this amazing um diffraction effects 15:18 it's got micro lenses over the pixel so 15:20 there's there's a bit more Optics going 15:22 on than on a normal 15:25 sensor few more bodges on the CCD board 15:28 including this wire which isn't really 15:29 tacked down very well which is a bit uh 15:32 bit of a mess quite a few bits around 15:34 this board where they've uh tacked 15:36 various bits on which is not super 15:38 impressive looks like CCD drivers on the 15:40 left with those 3 ohm um damping 15:43 resistors on the 15:47 output get a few more little bodges 15:50 around here some of 15:52 the and there's this separator the 15:54 silica gel to keep the moisture down but 15:56 there's this separator that actually 15:58 appears to be cut from piece of 15:59 antistatic 16:04 bag and this sort of thermal block on 16:06 top of this stack of three pel Cola 16:12 modules so as with any Stacks they get 16:16 um larger as they go back towards the 16:18 heat sink because each P's got to not 16:20 only take the heat from the previous but 16:21 also the waste heat which is quite 16:27 significant you see a little temperature 16:29 sensor here that copper block which 16:32 makes contact with the back of the 16:37 CCD and this's the back of the 16:40 pelas this then contacts the heat sink 16:44 on the uh rear there a few thermal pads 16:46 as well for some of the other power 16:47 components on this 16:51 PCB okay I've connected this uh camera 16:54 up I found some drivers on the disc that 16:56 seem to work under Windows 7 couldn't 16:58 get to install under Windows 11 though 17:01 um in the absence of any sort of lens or 17:03 being bothered to the proper amount I've 17:04 just put some f over it and put a little 17:06 pin in there to make a pinhole lens and 17:08 software gives a few options I'm not 17:11 entirely sure what all these are there's 17:12 obviously a clock frequency 22 MHz low 17:15 gain and with PFG no idea what that is 17:19 something something game programmable 17:20 Something game perhaps ver exposure 17:23 types I think focus is just like a 17:25 continuous grab until you tell it to 17:27 stop not entirely sure all these options 17:30 are obviously exposure time uh triggers 17:33 there ex external hardware trigger inut 17:35 you just trigger using a um thing on 17:37 screen so the resolution is 8176 by 17:40 6132 and you can actually bin those 17:42 where you combine multiple pixels to get 17:46 increased gain at the expense of lower 17:48 resolution down this is a 10sec exposure 17:51 obviously of the pin hole it's very uh 17:53 intensitive so we just stand still now 17:56 downloading it there's the uh exposure 17:59 so when it's 18:01 um there's a little status thing down 18:03 here so that tells you the um exposure 18:07 [Applause] 18:09 time it's this is just it 18:15 downloading um it is quite I'm seeing 18:18 quite a lot like smearing I think that I 18:20 don't know whether that's just due to 18:21 pixels overloading or something else I 18:24 mean yeah it's not it's not um out of 18:26 the question that there's something not 18:27 totally right about this camera 18:28 certainly was bodge wise on there um I 18:31 don't I'd imagine a camera like this 18:32 it's got a fairly narrow range of 18:34 intensities that it's happy with I'm not 18:36 going to spend a great deal of time on 18:38 this if you're interested in this camera 18:40 maybe for astronomy or something and 18:42 happy to sort of take the risk of it may 18:44 not be uh perfect I'll um I think I'll 18:47 stick this on eBay along with the 18:48 Illuminator I'll put a link down in the 18:50 description to the listing take your 18:52 chances to grab a bargain so for example 18:54 here we see this vertical streaking so 18:56 I'm not sure how normal that is this is 18:58 on fairly bright scene looking out the 19:02 window if I cut the exposure time down 19:04 on that it's now 1 second 19:07 exposure again most of the image 19:09 disappears again this is looks like it's 19:11 possibly over still overloading here go 19:14 that go down to say say quarter a 19:16 second so again I think there might be 19:19 some Auto gain control going on here um 19:21 this is with the PFG option let's try 19:23 turning that off and see what 19:25 happens so I'm not sure this is actually 19:27 more streaking or which just it's 19:29 cranked up the gain all the dis display 19:31 gray scale to show what um you know the 19:33 range of things that it's captured 19:36 there's one of one of 12 things in the 19:38 software there's um you can see of you 19:40 can't seem to read out the temperature 19:42 of the pelta cooler but you can set the 19:44 temperature and if you said it's a 19:46 different temperature you see the power 19:48 consumption jump up running the cooler 19:50 to get the temperature you requested but 19:52 I can't see anything anywhere that tells 19:54 you whether the cool is at the at the 19:56 temperature other than the power 19:57 consumption going down and there's no 19:59 temperature read out 20:03 here and just some yeah this is just 20:05 sort of very basic software I'm sure 20:07 there's like an API for more 20:09 sophisticated 20:10 applications but so if you know anything 20:12 more about these cameras please um stick 20:14 in the 20:15 comments um incidentally when I was 20:18 editing I didn't notice there was a bent 20:19 pin on the um CCD but I did fix that 20:22 before doing these tests and also 20:24 reactivated the um silica gel desicant 20:26 cuz I noticed it was uh I was getting 20:28 bit of condensation on the window but um 20:31 yeah so a couple of uh interesting but 20:34 maybe not particularly uh useful pieces 20:37 of Kit except for someone that's got a 20:38 very specific use so um I'll stick a 20:42 I'll stick these on eBay put a link in 20:44 the description and say hopefully 20:45 someone could actually make some uh good 20:47 use of these things Example Output: **Abstract:** This video presents Part 2 of a teardown focusing on the optical components of a Fluidigm Polaris biotechnology instrument, specifically the multi-wavelength illuminator and the high-resolution CCD camera. The Lumen Dynamics illuminator unit is examined in detail, revealing its construction using multiple high-power LEDs (430nm, 475nm, 520nm, 575nm, 630nm) combined via dichroic mirrors and filters. A square fiber optic rod is used to homogenize the light. A notable finding is the use of a phosphor-converted white LED filtered to achieve the 575nm output. The unit features simple TTL activation for each color, conduction cooling, and internal homogenization optics. Analysis of its EEPROM suggests extremely low operational runtime. The camera module teardown showcases a 50 Megapixel ON Semiconductor KAF-50100 CCD sensor with micro-lenses, cooled by a multi-stage Peltier stack. The control electronics include an FPGA and a USB interface. Significant post-manufacturing modifications ("bodges") are observed on the camera's circuit boards. Basic functional testing using vendor software and a pinhole lens confirms image capture but reveals prominent vertical streaking artifacts, the cause of which remains uncertain (potential overload, readout artifact, or fault). **Exploring the Fluidigm Polaris: A Detailed Look at its High-End Optics and Camera System** * **0:00 High-End Optics:** The system utilizes heavy, high-quality lenses and mirrors for precise imaging, weighing around 4 kilos each. * **0:49 Narrow Band Filters:** A filter wheel with five narrow band filters (488, 525, 570, 630, and 700 nm) ensures accurate fluorescence detection and rejection of excitation light. * **2:01 Customizable Illumination:** The Lumen Dynamics light source offers five individually controllable LED wavelengths (430, 475, 520, 575, 630 nm) with varying power outputs. The 575nm yellow LED is uniquely achieved using a white LED with filtering. * **3:45 TTL Control:** The light source is controlled via a simple TTL interface, enabling easy on/off switching for each LED color. * **12:55 Sophisticated Camera:** The system includes a 50-megapixel Kodak KAI-50100 CCD camera with a Peltier cooling system for reduced noise. * **14:54 High-Speed Data Transfer:** The camera features dual analog-to-digital converters to manage the high data throughput of the 50-megapixel sensor, which is effectively two 25-megapixel sensors operating in parallel. * **18:11 Possible Issues:** The video creator noted some potential issues with the camera, including image smearing. * **18:11 Limited Dynamic Range:** The camera's sensor has a limited dynamic range, making it potentially challenging to capture scenes with a wide range of brightness levels. * **11:45 Low Runtime:** Internal data suggests the system has seen minimal usage, with only 20 minutes of recorded runtime for the green LED. * **20:38 Availability on eBay:** Both the illuminator and camera are expected to be listed for sale on eBay. Here is the real transcript. Please summarize it: 00:00:07 Thank you for watching. 00:00:07 Thank you for joining us. After Monday 00:00:09 Night Football double header from 00:00:11 Houston in Las Vegas, the Texans played 00:00:13 Tampa Bay tonight. The Raiders hosted 00:00:15 the Chargers. And this morning at 7:46 00:00:18 a.m. Our president, who is staunchly 00:00:21 proconcussion, he loves his CTE, weighed 00:00:24 in on the games on Sunday. You know, he 00:00:26 sat up in bed and posted, "The NFL has 00:00:29 to get rid of that ridiculous looking 00:00:31 new kickoff rule. How can they make such 00:00:33 a big and sweeping change so easily and 00:00:36 quickly? 00:00:43 It's as at least as dangerous as the 00:00:43 normal kickoff and looks like hell. 00:00:45 football is bad for America and 00:00:48 bad for the NFL. 00:00:54 Says the guy who wakes up in the morning 00:00:54 and sprays his head with Aquanet. 00:00:58 Truth be told, loudly complaining about 00:01:00 the NFL is what a man his age should be 00:01:02 doing right now. Maybe he'll send in the 00:01:05 National Guard to fix it. And then 20 00:01:07 minutes later, he's on to a an entirely 00:01:09 different subject. Tik Tok. His Treasury 00:01:12 Secretary announced that they have a 00:01:14 framework of a deal to sell Tik Tok to 00:01:16 an American company. Last year, Congress 00:01:18 voted to ban Tik Tok unless the Chinese 00:01:21 company that owns it sold it to a US 00:01:23 company. This deal is very important to 00:01:25 President Trump because Tik Tok is his 00:01:28 son Don Jr.'s only friend. 00:01:32 But Trump loves Tik Tok. He thinks it 00:01:34 helped him get elected. So, 00:01:38 he kept extending the deadline to force 00:01:41 the sale. And now it's rumored that Tik 00:01:43 Tok's assets have been sold to 00:01:45 81-year-old MAGA billionaire Larry 00:01:48 Ellison, seen here revealing his secret 00:01:50 plan to kill James Bond. So now, instead 00:01:54 of the Chinese government harvesting our 00:01:56 thoughts, interests, and personal 00:01:57 information, Trump's buddy will have 00:01:59 them instead. At least it's somebody we 00:02:01 can trust, though, right? We hit some 00:02:03 new lows over the weekend with the MAGA 00:02:05 gang desperately trying to characterize 00:02:07 this kid who murdered Charlie Kirk as 00:02:10 anything other than one of them and 00:02:11 doing everything they can to score 00:02:13 political points from it. In between the 00:02:15 fingerpointing there was uh grieving on 00:02:17 Friday. The White House flew the flags 00:02:19 at half staff which got some criticism 00:02:21 but on a human level you can see how 00:02:24 hard the president is taking this. 00:02:26 My condolences on the loss of your 00:02:28 friend Charlie Kirk. May I ask sir 00:02:30 personally, how are you holding up over 00:02:32 the last day and a half, sir? 00:02:33 I think very good. And by the way, right 00:02:35 there you see all the trucks. They've 00:02:37 just started construction of the new 00:02:39 ballroom for the White House, which is 00:02:41 something they've been trying to get, as 00:02:43 you know, for about 150 years, and it's 00:02:45 going to be a beauty. 00:02:47 Yes. He's at the fourth stage of grief, 00:02:50 construction. 00:02:53 Demolition. 00:02:55 Construction. 00:02:57 This is not how an adult grieavves the 00:02:59 murder of someone he called a friend. 00:03:00 This is how a four-year-old mourns a 00:03:02 goldfish. Okay? And it didn't just 00:03:05 happen once. When I heard it, I was in 00:03:07 the midst of, you know, building a great 00:03:09 for 150 years. They've wanted a ballroom 00:03:12 at the White House, right? They they 00:03:14 don't have a ballroom. They have to use 00:03:15 tents on the lawn for President Xi when 00:03:18 he comes over. If it rains, it's a wipe 00:03:20 out. And so I was with the architects 00:03:23 that were design. It's going to be 00:03:24 incredible. And they came in. They said, 00:03:28 "Charlie Kirk is dead." I didn't know 00:03:31 what they meant. I said, "What do you 00:03:32 mean dead? Charlie Kirk was shot." 00:03:36 And they s they thought he was dead cuz 00:03:38 it was so horrific, you know, 00:03:40 and I said dead. 00:03:44 And then we installed the most beautiful 00:03:46 chandelier. You stones you wouldn't 00:03:49 believe. There's something wrong with 00:03:51 them. There really is. I mean, who 00:03:53 thinks like that? And why are we 00:03:55 building a $200 million ballroom in the 00:03:57 white? Is it possible that he's doing it 00:03:59 intentionally so we could be bad about 00:04:01 that instead of the Epstein list? By the 00:04:03 time he's out of office, 00:04:10 the White House will have slot machines 00:04:10 in a water slide. 00:04:12 Trump is in major change the subject 00:04:15 mode. On Friday, he stopped by the 00:04:16 always friendly morning crew at Fox. 00:04:18 Whenever Trump goes on Fox and Friends, 00:04:20 it's funny because the hosts are so 00:04:21 eager for him to be reasonable. They 00:04:23 spell it all out for him. They 00:04:25 desperately want to avoid having to nod 00:04:27 along with anything crazy or contradict 00:04:30 him. So, they give him the question and 00:04:32 their preferred answer to is the message 00:04:35 to to the right. The people that are 00:04:37 going to go, I want revenge, not to have 00:04:39 revenge. Charlie Kirk would not want 00:04:42 revenge. 00:04:42 You want revenge at the voter? 00:04:44 That's where to go. 00:04:46 Okay, good answer, right? take it to the 00:04:48 ballot box. That's reasonable. That's 00:04:50 almost presidential. But that's the 00:04:52 thing. He can never just stop right 00:04:54 there. 00:04:54 I can't really say at the ballot box cuz 00:04:56 in some cases like California doesn't 00:04:58 have ballot boxes. 00:05:00 Oh, 00:05:01 well, in that case, begin the purge. For 00:05:04 the record, we live in California. We do 00:05:07 have ballot boxes. We have ballot boxes. 00:05:11 We've got mail boxes. 00:05:15 We have lunch boxes. We have all kinds 00:05:17 of boxes. You should come see them 00:05:19 sometime. We'll give you a toolbox. You 00:05:21 can live in it. Okay. And then we have 00:05:23 this head of the FBI, this character, 00:05:25 Cash Patel, who so far has handled this 00:05:28 investigation into the murder of Charlie 00:05:30 Kirk. Like a kid who didn't read the 00:05:32 book, BSing his way through an oral 00:05:34 report. 00:05:35 So, in 24 hours after when we were still 00:05:38 looking for the guy, I know you posted 00:05:40 that we got him. Uh, and that ended up 00:05:42 not being true. The job of the FBI is 00:05:44 not just to manhunt the actual suspect 00:05:46 who did the killing or suspects, but 00:05:48 it's also to eliminate targets and 00:05:50 eliminate subjects who are not involved 00:05:52 in the process. And that's what we were 00:05:54 doing. Could I have worded it a little 00:05:56 better in the heat of the moment? Sure. 00:05:57 But do I regret putting it out? 00:05:59 Absolutely not. I was telling the world 00:06:00 what the FBI was doing as we were doing. 00:06:03 Which was claiming we caught the killer 00:06:04 when we had not. 00:06:07 Catch Pat Mattel always looks like he 00:06:09 just got hit by a Volkswagen. 00:06:16 The governor of of Utah, Governor 00:06:16 Spencer Cox, has been a rare voice of 00:06:18 sanity after what happened in his state. 00:06:20 He urged Americans to choose humanity, 00:06:22 connection, and love, and even encourage 00:06:24 us to listen to people we disagree with, 00:06:26 which is not the plan according to 00:06:29 Marjgery Taylor Green. Clan mom wrote 00:06:31 today, "There's nothing left to talk 00:06:33 about with the left. They hate us. They 00:06:35 assassinated our nice guy who actually 00:06:37 talked to them peacefully debating 00:06:39 ideas. Then millions on the left 00:06:40 celebrated and made clear they want all 00:06:42 of us dead. To be honest, I want a 00:06:45 peaceful national divorce. 00:06:47 Same thing her husband said about two 00:06:49 and a half years ago. But 00:06:52 a peaceful 00:06:55 a peaceful national divorce. How would 00:06:57 that work? You get Florida, we get 00:06:59 Vermont. I mean, we share custody at 00:07:01 Disney World every other weekend. She's 00:07:04 right. The right it feels like we are 00:07:06 all stuck in a marriage to Marjorie 00:07:08 Taylor Green. right now. 00:07:11 Uh, I was at the Emmys last night. Gear 00:07:13 Mo was We won best talk show at the 00:07:14 Emmys. 00:07:27 Well, I should say we didn't win, we 00:07:27 lost, 00:07:29 but thank you for paying attention. 00:07:32 Uh, my friend Steven Colbear and his 00:07:34 hardworking staff won it, which is very 00:07:37 nice to see. very welld deserved. 00:07:40 John Oliver won a couple of Emmys for 00:07:42 his show. He is here. 00:07:46 He has he is here tonight to rub them in 00:07:49 my face. But at the end of the day, you 00:07:51 know, the Emmys isn't about winning or 00:07:52 losing. It's about making sure there 00:07:53 isn't a shot of you sitting while 00:07:55 everyone else is giving someone a sandy 00:07:56 ovation. That's what it's about. The 00:07:59 show The Studio set a new all-time high 00:08:01 for a show in its first season. 13 Emmys 00:08:05 and Seth Rogan became the highest Emmy 00:08:07 winner of all time. So, congratulations 00:08:10 to him. 00:08:12 You know, you'd think 00:08:14 you'd think the Emmys would be a very 00:08:16 fancy affair. It really other than the 00:08:18 clothes, it's basically a hockey game. 00:08:20 The traffic is horrible. There are 00:08:22 crowds pushing and shoving. No one has 00:08:24 water. No one has food. This is the 00:08:26 bathroom at the governor's ball at the 00:08:28 Amy. The urinal is a trop. That's the 00:08:32 That's the ladies room. By the way, 00:08:36 you've got Jake Gyllenhaal in a tux 00:08:38 peeing into something designed to feed 00:08:40 goats. That's what the Emmys are. Am I 00:08:42 right, GMO? 00:08:43 You're right. You always 00:08:44 What time did you get home last night? 00:08:45 Oh, like 12:40. 00:08:46 12:40. It's almost 1:00, right? 00:08:49 Yeah, almost 1:00. 00:08:50 You know, everybody's celebrating last 00:08:52 night. GMO works at the Emmys. He 00:08:54 welcomes the winners as they come off 00:08:55 stage. Every year we do it, and this 00:08:57 year we did it again. And here he is, 00:08:59 America's favorite parking lot security 00:09:00 guard, greeting the stars back to back, 00:09:04 back to back. 00:09:12 Oh, congratulations. 00:09:12 Thanks very much, GMO. Do you mean that? 00:09:14 No, really, I'm sick and tired of you. 00:09:16 You win every year. 00:09:18 The reason I look forward to seeing you 00:09:21 so much, GMO, is that what I do before 00:09:24 this is listen to a bunch of journalists 00:09:26 just say, "Congratulations. Oh, that's 00:09:27 great. Congratulations. And I long to 00:09:30 come back here and you say, "That's 00:09:31 bullshit." 00:09:31 Yeah. I'm mad at you. Let's have a spot 00:09:33 of tea. Yeah. You know, enough of this. 00:09:36 Yeah. 00:09:38 This is special tea. 00:09:39 Uh-huh. Is this your 00:09:40 It's called tea killer. 00:09:41 Tea tea. Pink is up. All right. Cheers. 00:09:46 Cheers. 00:09:48 Majesty, rest in peace. Right. 00:09:49 Yeah. So this on you again. 00:09:54 Hi ladies. How are you? 00:09:55 What's up? I love this format. 00:09:58 Jimmy was in your show this season, 00:09:59 right? 00:10:00 Yeah. 00:10:01 Oh my god, he was brilliant. 00:10:02 Can you tell me how is it working with 00:10:04 Jimmy? Because I hear he's a diva, 00:10:06 right? 00:10:07 Yeah. He wouldn't come to set. He was 00:10:09 like saying in his trailer. He's like, I 00:10:11 said almond milk. 00:10:13 And you're not allowed to look at him in 00:10:14 his eyes, right? 00:10:15 Yeah. I mean, 00:10:16 but we got that memo. 00:10:19 This is back to 00:10:20 back to back. 00:10:22 We're going to do a special thing called 00:10:23 back to back to backpack. Okay. 00:10:26 Back to back to backpack. 00:10:27 Yeah. 00:10:28 Back to back to backpack. 00:10:30 So, you're going to put your hand and 00:10:32 grab a question. 00:10:34 Oh, okay. I think I might have got two. 00:10:36 What was the name of your first crush? 00:10:40 Oh, wow. 00:10:41 I'm going to be really honest. 00:10:43 Be honest. 00:10:43 Okay. It was my mom's friend 00:10:45 when I was 00:10:47 eight or nine. 00:10:50 And her name was Kathleen Johnson. Kate 00:10:52 Johnson. And she looked like she was she 00:10:55 looked like Blondie. Yeah. I I got quite 00:10:57 warm down below cuz she was very 00:10:58 excited. I I thought she was rather 00:11:00 gorgeous. 00:11:00 If she's watching right now, tell her 00:11:02 something to the camera. 00:11:04 She passed away. 00:11:05 Oh, she passed away. 00:11:06 Yeah, she passed away quite a bit ago. 00:11:08 But you can look up over there. 00:11:10 Kate, I'm sorry. I never told you, but I 00:11:12 always thought you were dead saucy. 00:11:15 Do you want to grab a question from the 00:11:18 backpack? 00:11:18 Yeah. 00:11:19 All right. Back to back to back to 00:11:22 backpack. 00:11:24 Can I have your phone number? 00:11:26 I don't have a phone. 00:11:27 You don't have a phone? 00:11:28 No. 00:11:28 You tell them you don't have a phone? 00:11:30 I use walkie-talkies. 00:11:38 I'm on channel 2. 00:11:38 So, listen. I'd like to talk to you 00:11:40 about my charity. Okay. 00:11:41 Okay. 00:11:41 It's called GMO Sh. 00:11:43 Okay. 00:11:44 I'm looking for a spokesperson. Okay. 00:11:46 Read it right to the camera. 00:11:48 Okay. Hi, I'm Talman and today I'd like 00:11:52 to talk to you about an organization 00:11:54 that's near and dear to my heart. GMO's 00:11:56 Child. For just $100 a day, you can 00:11:59 financially support a real child. His 00:12:02 name is Benji. And he is literally GMO's 00:12:06 child. 00:12:08 He's very expensive child. 00:12:10 Benji likes nice stuff. And GMO is sick 00:12:14 of paying for all of it. Can GMO afford 00:12:17 this stuff? 00:12:19 Sure. But he'd much rather you buy it. 00:12:23 So, donate today at the address on your 00:12:26 screen. 00:12:28 Donate today. 00:12:31 Can I hold you, Emmy? 00:12:33 By the gentlemen have asked me that. 00:12:39 Take it. Take it. 00:12:40 Take it with both hands. GMO, 00:12:41 we're going to play a game. Okay. win 00:12:44 your heavy bag. 00:12:47 Who? And I'm thinking about 00:12:49 who you're thinking about now. 00:12:50 Yeah. So, letter A. Chariss Teran. 00:12:53 Yeah. 00:12:53 B. Salma Hayek. 00:12:55 Yeah. 00:12:56 C. Halleberry. 00:12:58 D. Doc Prescott. 00:13:01 You want to uh a phone a friend? 00:13:04 Okay. 00:13:05 All right. 00:13:12 Who is GMO thinking about? Hello, it's 00:13:12 me, GMA. How are you? 00:13:15 Hi, GMA. Who are you thinking about? 00:13:16 I'm thinking about Chariss Teran. 00:13:19 Okay. Thank you very much. 00:13:20 All right. You're welcome. 00:13:21 Is it Charis? 00:13:24 Yeah. 00:13:26 Well, good job. Here. Thank you, Emmy, 00:13:29 [Music] 00:13:31 okay? So, we're going to play a game. 00:13:32 Let's go between the backs. Okay. 00:13:35 Between the box. 00:13:36 Yeah. 00:13:37 Uh, okay. Uh, what do you think it is? 00:13:41 Uh, 00:13:42 I don't know. I really don't know. What 00:13:44 is that? That is really Ah, that is 00:13:46 really weird. 00:13:47 Oh, what is that? Is that a face? 00:13:50 Is it a wig? 00:13:52 Huh? 00:13:52 Wig? 00:13:54 Oh, what is it? 00:13:56 Oh my god. Looks a bit like you. 00:13:59 Like me? 00:13:59 Yeah. 00:14:00 You calling me a clown? 00:14:02 Yeah. 00:14:03 If you say GMA Labou five times, it will 00:14:06 appear. 00:14:07 Okay. GMA Labubu. GMO labu 00:14:17 that looks like me, but you go like 00:14:17 this. 00:14:18 Uh-huh. 00:14:18 And it's tequila inside. You want to 00:14:20 take a shot of your own labu? 00:14:22 Yeah. 00:14:30 Hot damn. That's a laboo. 00:14:30 [Music] 00:14:32 You have a unique laugh. 00:14:33 I do, GMO. Everyone do it. Everyone 00:14:35 impersonate my laugh. 00:14:36 Everybody do it. One, two, three. 00:14:44 Thank you for back to back. Last two 00:14:44 laps 00:14:47 to the studio, guys. 00:14:48 Thank you, G. 00:14:55 Oh, wow. 00:14:55 Do we clean? 00:14:56 Yeah. 00:14:57 To what? Good health. 00:14:58 Good health. 00:15:01 Cheers. Cheers. 00:15:02 [Music] 00:15:05 Oh, that's good. Sal. 00:15:11 Oh my god. 00:15:11 To Scotland. 00:15:12 To Scotland. Thank you. 00:15:21 You play you in a show of of a doctor's, 00:15:21 right? 00:15:21 Yeah. 00:15:22 So I I miss my physical. So can I get a 00:15:25 physical, please? You tell me when are 00:15:26 you ready? 00:15:27 Okay, I'm ready. 00:15:29 All right. 00:15:31 H how my heart? 00:15:33 How? 00:15:33 I think you might be dead. 00:15:35 You think so? 00:15:36 Yeah, I think you're dead. 00:15:37 You know what? That's what my wife say, 00:15:38 too. 00:15:40 Hey, can you give me a checkup? 00:15:42 You want to do it back to back? 00:15:43 Yeah. I got you uh urine sample. Look. 00:15:49 It It's mostly tequila here. 00:15:52 I'm sure. Mine, too. But I'm not tasting 00:15:55 it. 00:15:55 You're not tasting it? 00:15:56 No, sir. 00:15:58 Oh, God. 00:15:59 It's a do you know 00:16:01 something in medical school? 00:16:05 It's good, right? 00:16:05 You need more. You need more iron. 00:16:08 You need more iron? Yeah. 00:16:09 It snap into a slim gym. This has a lot 00:16:12 of iron. 00:16:13 Oh, 00:16:13 have you seen the movie Lady in the 00:16:16 Yeah. 00:16:16 Huh? 00:16:16 You want to share a slim gym? Like Lady 00:16:18 in the with me? 00:16:19 Yeah, exactly. 00:16:20 Back to back. 00:16:21 Yeah. 00:16:21 Oh goodness. 00:16:23 I could die happy. Yeah. Me too. Bucket 00:16:26 list. This is it. You're all Thank you. 00:16:29 Thank you very much. 00:16:34 Back to you. 00:16:34 [Music] 00:16:38 Wonderful job. 00:16:40 GMO, do you know how many subscribers we 00:16:42 have on YouTube now? 00:16:43 Uh, 20 million. 00:16:44 That's right. Yeah, that's why we're 00:16:45 wearing these glasses. Thanks for being 00:16:47 a subscriber. If you're not, help us get