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*Domain Identification:* Cultural Anthropology, Human Geography, and European Ethnography.
*Persona:* *Senior Ethnographic Analyst specializing in Alpine Geopolitics and Societal Structures.*
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### *2. Summarize (Strict Objectivity)*
*Reviewer Group:* A panel of *Cultural Anthropologists and Comparative Sociologists* would be the ideal group to review this material. Their focus would be on the intersection of regional identity, historical development, and the persistence of "in-group/out-group" social signaling (stereotypes) within the Swiss Confederation.
*Abstract:*
This ethnographic survey provides an overview of the 26 Swiss cantons, utilizing a framework that blends historical origin stories with contemporary socio-cultural stereotypes. The analysis delineates the distinct identities of each region, highlighting the "Röstigraben" (the cultural divide between German and French speakers) and the "Polentagraben" (the divide with Italian-speaking Ticino). Key themes include the contrast between urban centers of high-finance (Zurich, Geneva, Zug) and conservative, agrarian "forest cantons" (Uri, Schwyz, Unterwalden). The report also examines the unique political traditions of the *Landsgemeinde,* the impact of late-twentieth-century suffrage movements, and the economic specialization of various regions—ranging from pharmaceutical hubs in Basel to watchmaking centers in Neuchâtel.
*Comprehensive Regional Analysis:*
* *0:00 Zurich:* The most populous canton and a global financial hub. Characterized by high living costs, a fast-paced urban environment, and a perceived sense of arrogance toward rural regions.
* *0:48 Schaffhausen:* A northern enclave bordering Germany, known for the Rhine Falls. The economy is bolstered by cross-border retail and luxury watch manufacturing.
* *1:15 Thurgau:* An agrarian region dominated by orchards and cider production. It is frequently stereotyped by other Swiss as uninteresting or socially "empty."
* *1:52 St. Gallen:* A Napoleon-era creation bordering Austria and Liechtenstein. It is culturally defined by the Olma agricultural fair and a strong refusal to serve mustard with traditional bratwurst.
* *2:38 Appenzell (Inner/Ausserrhoden):* Historically divided along confessional lines (Catholic/Protestant). Noted for extreme social conservatism; it was the last region to grant women the right to vote (1990).
* *3:25 Glarus:* A small, mountainous valley that maintains the *Landsgemeinde* (direct democracy via public hand-count). It is often perceived as isolated and overlooked by the national mainstream.
* *3:58 Graubünden (Grisons):* The largest, most rugged canton and the only one with three official languages (German, Romansh, Italian). Home to Davos, a hub for international economic summits.
* *4:48 Ticino (Tessin):* The Italian-speaking southern tip. It maintains a Mediterranean climate and lifestyle, though it faces internal social friction regarding its border with Italy.
* *5:36 Uri:* A founding member of the 1291 Confederacy. It is defined by its strategic alpine passes, the Gotthard Tunnel, and a deeply traditional Catholic identity.
* *6:08 Wallis (Valais):* A rustic, bilingual alpine region with a "Wild West" reputation. Known for high-altitude tourism (the Matterhorn), wine production, and a fiercely independent local spirit.
* *7:05 Geneva (Genf):* A highly international, French-speaking diplomatic hub (UN, Red Cross). It is often viewed as culturally distinct and "non-Swiss" by more traditional Germanic cantons.
* *7:37 Vaud (Waadt):* A scenic French-speaking region bordering Lake Geneva. It exhibits a duality between wealthy cosmopolitanism in Lausanne and traditional agrarianism in its northern reaches.
* *8:25 Fribourg (Freiburg):* A bilingual, predominantly Catholic bridge between the French and German regions. Its identity is heavily linked to dairy farming and Gruyère cheese production.
* *8:54 Neuchâtel (Neuenburg):* A French-speaking region with a Prussian history. It is the birthplace of absinthe and a global center for high-end horology (watchmaking).
* *9:35 Bern:* The federal capital, characterized by a deliberate, "slow" pace of life and speech. The Bernese Oberland remains a primary driver of the Swiss alpine tourism image.
* *10:31 Jura:* Switzerland's youngest canton (est. 1979). It was formed following a separatist movement to break away from Bern, retaining a strong rural, anti-establishment identity.
* *11:14 Solothurn:* A Catholic, German-speaking canton with a historical obsession with the number 11. It serves primarily as a transit corridor between major urban centers.
* *11:43 Basel (Stadt & Land):* Divided into two half-cantons in 1833. A major hub for the pharmaceutical industry and the arts, famous for its distinct *Fasnacht* (carnival) traditions.
* *12:39 Aargau:* A densely populated industrial and agricultural belt. Known for its nuclear power plants and a reputation for having the nation’s least-regarded drivers.
* *13:37 Luzern:* A central hub for Asian tourism and a bastion of Catholic tradition. It is frequently associated with strict adherence to rules and social conformism.
* *14:25 Obwalden & Nidwalden:* Historically the forest canton of Unterwalden. These mountainous regions are now recognized as low-tax havens that maintain highly insular traditions.
* *15:16 Schwyz:* The canton that gave Switzerland its name and flag. It remains a deeply traditional, conservative, and wealthy Catholic stronghold.
* *16:01 Zug:* A small, hyper-wealthy canton with a massive concentration of millionaires, corporations, and cryptocurrency firms due to its status as a premier tax haven.
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@robertwatsonbath
6 hours ago
Thanks Mike. Ooof! - with the level of bodgery going on around 15:48 I think shame would have made me do a board re spin, out of my own pocket if I had to.
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@Muonium1
9 hours ago
The green LED looks different from the others and uses phosphor conversion because of the "green gap" problem where green InGaN emitters suffer efficiency droop at high currents. Phosphide based emitters don't start becoming efficient until around 600nm so also can't be used for high power green emitters. See the paper and plot by Matthias Auf der Maur in his 2015 paper on alloy fluctuations in InGaN as the cause of reduced external quantum efficiency at longer (green) wavelengths.
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@tafsirnahian669
10 hours ago (edited)
Can this be used as an astrophotography camera?
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@mikeselectricstuff
6 hours ago
Yes, but may need a shutter to avoid light during readout
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@2010craggy
11 hours ago
Narrowband filters we use in Astronomy (Astrophotography) are sided- they work best passing light in one direction so I guess the arrows on the filter frames indicate which way round to install them in the filter wheel.
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@vitukz
12 hours ago
A mate with Channel @extractions&ire could use it
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@RobertGallop
19 hours ago
That LED module says it can go up to 28 amps!!! 21 amps for 100%. You should see what it does at 20 amps!
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@Prophes0r
19 hours ago
I had an "Oh SHIT!" moment when I realized that the weird trapezoidal shape of that light guide was for keystone correction of the light source.
Very clever.
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@OneBiOzZ
20 hours ago
given the cost of the CCD you think they could have run another PCB for it
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@tekvax01
21 hours ago
$20 thousand dollars per minute of run time!
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@tekvax01
22 hours ago
"We spared no expense!" John Hammond Jurassic Park.
*(that's why this thing costs the same as a 50-seat Greyhound Bus coach!)
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@florianf4257
22 hours ago
The smearing on the image could be due to the fact that you don't use a shutter, so you see brighter stripes under bright areas of the image as you still iluminate these pixels while the sensor data ist shifted out towards the top. I experienced this effect back at university with a LN-Cooled CCD for Spectroscopy. The stripes disapeared as soon as you used the shutter instead of disabling it in the open position (but fokussing at 100ms integration time and continuous readout with a focal plane shutter isn't much fun).
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@mikeselectricstuff
12 hours ago
I didn't think of that, but makes sense
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@douro20
22 hours ago (edited)
The red LED reminds me of one from Roithner Lasertechnik. I have a Symbol 2D scanner which uses two very bright LEDs from that company, one red and one red-orange. The red-orange is behind a lens which focuses it into an extremely narrow beam.
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@RicoElectrico
23 hours ago
PFG is Pulse Flush Gate according to the datasheet.
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@dcallan812
23 hours ago
Very interesting. 2x
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@littleboot_
1 day ago
Cool interesting device
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@dav1dbone
1 day ago
I've stripped large projectors, looks similar, wonder if some of those castings are a magnesium alloy?
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@kevywevvy8833
1 day ago
ironic that some of those Phlatlight modules are used in some of the cheapest disco lights.
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@bill6255
1 day ago
Great vid - gets right into subject in title, its packed with information, wraps up quickly. Should get a YT award! imho
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@JAKOB1977
1 day ago (edited)
The whole sensor module incl. a 5 grand 50mpix sensor for 49 £.. highest bid atm
Though also a limited CCD sensor, but for the right buyer its a steal at these relative low sums.
Architecture Full Frame CCD (Square Pixels)
Total Number of Pixels 8304 (H) × 6220 (V) = 51.6 Mp
Number of Effective Pixels 8208 (H) × 6164 (V) = 50.5 Mp
Number of Active Pixels 8176 (H) × 6132 (V) = 50.1 Mp
Pixel Size 6.0 m (H) × 6.0 m (V)
Active Image Size 49.1 mm (H) × 36.8 mm (V)
61.3 mm (Diagonal),
645 1.1x Optical Format
Aspect Ratio 4:3
Horizontal Outputs 4
Saturation Signal 40.3 ke−
Output Sensitivity 31 V/e−
Quantum Efficiency
KAF−50100−CAA
KAF−50100−AAA
KAF−50100−ABA (with Lens)
22%, 22%, 16% (Peak R, G, B)
25%
62%
Read Noise (f = 18 MHz) 12.5 e−
Dark Signal (T = 60°C) 42 pA/cm2
Dark Current Doubling Temperature 5.7°C
Dynamic Range (f = 18 MHz) 70.2 dB
Estimated Linear Dynamic Range
(f = 18 MHz)
69.3 dB
Charge Transfer Efficiency
Horizontal
Vertical
0.999995
0.999999
Blooming Protection
(4 ms Exposure Time)
800X Saturation Exposure
Maximum Date Rate 18 MHz
Package Ceramic PGA
Cover Glass MAR Coated, 2 Sides or
Clear Glass
Features
• TRUESENSE Transparent Gate Electrode
for High Sensitivity
• Ultra-High Resolution
• Board Dynamic Range
• Low Noise Architecture
• Large Active Imaging Area
Applications
• Digitization
• Mapping/Aerial
• Photography
• Scientific
Thx for the tear down Mike, always a joy
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@martinalooksatthings
1 day ago
15:49 that is some great bodging on of caps, they really didn't want to respin that PCB huh
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@RhythmGamer
1 day ago
Was depressed today and then a new mike video dropped and now I’m genuinely happy to get my tear down fix
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@dine9093
1 day ago (edited)
Did you transfrom into Mr Blobby for a moment there?
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@NickNorton
1 day ago
Thanks Mike. Your videos are always interesting.
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@KeritechElectronics
1 day ago
Heavy optics indeed... Spare no expense, cost no object. Splendid build quality. The CCD is a thing of beauty!
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@YSoreil
1 day ago
The pricing on that sensor is about right, I looked in to these many years ago when they were still in production since it's the only large sensor you could actually buy. Really cool to see one in the wild.
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@snik2pl
1 day ago
That leds look like from led projector
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@vincei4252
1 day ago
TDI = Time Domain Integration ?
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@wolpumba4099
1 day ago (edited)
Maybe the camera should not be illuminated during readout.
From the datasheet of the sensor (Onsemi): saturation 40300 electrons, read noise 12.5 electrons per pixel @ 18MHz (quite bad). quantum efficiency 62% (if it has micro lenses), frame rate 1 Hz. lateral overflow drain to prevent blooming protects against 800x (factor increases linearly with exposure time) saturation exposure (32e6 electrons per pixel at 4ms exposure time), microlens has +/- 20 degree acceptance angle
i guess it would be good for astrophotography
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@txm100
1 day ago (edited)
Babe wake up a new mikeselectricstuff has dropped!
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@vincei4252
1 day ago
That looks like a finger-lakes filter wheel, however, for astronomy they'd never use such a large stepper.
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@MRooodddvvv
1 day ago
yaaaaay ! more overcomplicated optical stuff !
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@NoPegs
1 day ago
He lives!
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Transcript
0:00
so I've stripped all the bits of the
0:01
optical system so basically we've got
0:03
the uh the camera
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itself which is mounted on this uh very
0:09
complex
0:10
adjustment thing which obviously to set
0:13
you the various tilt and uh alignment
0:15
stuff then there's two of these massive
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lenses I've taken one of these apart I
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think there's something like about eight
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or nine Optical elements in here these
0:25
don't seem to do a great deal in terms
0:26
of electr magnification they're obiously
0:28
just about getting the image to where it
0:29
uh where it needs to be just so that
0:33
goes like that then this Optical block I
0:36
originally thought this was made of some
0:37
s crazy heavy material but it's just
0:39
really the sum of all these Optical bits
0:41
are just ridiculously heavy those lenses
0:43
are about 4 kilos each and then there's
0:45
this very heavy very solid um piece that
0:47
goes in the middle and this is so this
0:49
is the filter wheel assembly with a
0:51
hilariously oversized steper
0:53
motor driving this wheel with these very
0:57
large narrow band filters so we've got
1:00
various different shades of uh
1:03
filters there five Al together that
1:06
one's actually just showing up a silver
1:07
that's actually a a red but fairly low
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transmission orangey red blue green
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there's an excess cover on this side so
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the filters can be accessed and changed
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without taking anything else apart even
1:21
this is like ridiculous it's like solid
1:23
aluminium this is just basically a cover
1:25
the actual wavelengths of these are um
1:27
488 525 570 630 and 700 NM not sure what
1:32
the suffix on that perhaps that's the uh
1:34
the width of the spectral line say these
1:37
are very narrow band filters most of
1:39
them are you very little light through
1:41
so it's still very tight narrow band to
1:43
match the um fluoresence of the dies
1:45
they're using in the biochemical process
1:48
and obviously to reject the light that's
1:49
being fired at it from that Illuminator
1:51
box and then there's a there's a second
1:53
one of these lenses then the actual sort
1:55
of samples below that so uh very serious
1:58
amount of very uh chunky heavy Optics
2:01
okay let's take a look at this light
2:02
source made by company Lumen Dynamics
2:04
who are now part of
2:06
excelitas self-contained unit power
2:08
connector USB and this which one of the
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Cable Bundle said was a TTL interface
2:14
USB wasn't used in uh the fluid
2:17
application output here and I think this
2:19
is an input for um light feedback I
2:21
don't if it's regulated or just a measur
2:23
measurement facility and the uh fiber
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assembly
2:29
Square Inlet there and then there's two
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outputs which have uh lens assemblies
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and this small one which goes back into
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that small Port just Loops out of here
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straight back in So on this side we've
2:42
got the electronics which look pretty
2:44
straightforward we've got a bit of power
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supply stuff over here and we've got
2:48
separate drivers for each wavelength now
2:50
interesting this is clearly been very
2:52
specifically made for this application
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you I was half expecting like say some
2:56
generic drivers that could be used for a
2:58
number of different things but actually
3:00
literally specified the exact wavelength
3:02
on the PCB there is provision here for
3:04
385 NM which isn't populated but this is
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clearly been designed very specifically
3:09
so these four drivers look the same but
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then there's two higher power ones for
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575 and
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520 a slightly bigger heat sink on this
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575 section there a p 24 which is
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providing USB interface USB isolator the
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USB interface just presents as a comport
3:26
I did have a quick look but I didn't
3:27
actually get anything sensible um I did
3:29
dump the Pi code out and there's a few
3:31
you a few sort of commands that you
3:32
could see in text but I didn't actually
3:34
manage to get it working properly I
3:36
found some software for related version
3:38
but it didn't seem to want to talk to it
3:39
but um I say that wasn't used for the
3:41
original application it might be quite
3:42
interesting to get try and get the Run
3:44
hours count out of it and the TTL
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interface looks fairly straightforward
3:48
we've got positions for six opto
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isolators but only five five are
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installed so that corresponds with the
3:54
unused thing so I think this hopefully
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should be as simple as just providing a
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ttrl signal for each color to uh enable
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it a big heat sink here which is there I
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think there's like a big S of metal
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plate through the middle of this that
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all the leads are mounted on the other
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side so this is heat sinking it with a
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air flow from a uh just a fan in here
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obviously don't have the air flow
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anywhere near the Optics so conduction
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cool through to this plate that's then
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uh air cooled got some pots which are
4:21
presumably power
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adjustments okay let's take a look at
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the other side which is uh much more
4:27
interesting see we've got some uh very
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uh neatly Twisted cable assemblies there
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a bunch of leads so we've got one here
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475 up here 430 NM 630 575 and 520
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filters and dcro mirrors a quick way to
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see what's white is if we just shine
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some white light through
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here not sure how it is is to see on the
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camera but shining white light we do
4:55
actually get a bit of red a bit of blue
4:57
some yellow here so the obstacle path
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575 it goes sort of here bounces off
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this mirror and goes out the 520 goes
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sort of down here across here and up
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there 630 goes basically straight
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through
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430 goes across there down there along
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there and the 475 goes down here and
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left this is the light sensing thing
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think here there's just a um I think
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there a photo diode or other sensor
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haven't actually taken that off and
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everything's fixed down to this chunk of
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aluminium which acts as the heat
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spreader that then conducts the heat to
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the back side for the heat
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sink and the actual lead packages all
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look fairly similar except for this one
5:41
on the 575 which looks quite a bit more
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substantial big spay
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Terminals and the interface for this
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turned out to be extremely simple it's
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literally a 5V TTL level to enable each
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color doesn't seem to be any tensity
5:56
control but there are some additional
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pins on that connector that weren't used
5:59
in the through time thing so maybe
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there's some extra lines that control
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that I couldn't find any data on this uh
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unit and the um their current product
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range is quite significantly different
6:09
so we've got the uh blue these
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might may well be saturating the camera
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so they might look a bit weird so that's
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the 430
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blue the 575
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yellow uh
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475 light blue
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the uh 520
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green and the uh 630 red now one
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interesting thing I noticed for the
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575 it's actually it's actually using a
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white lead and then filtering it rather
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than using all the other ones are using
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leads which are the fundamental colors
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but uh this is actually doing white and
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it's a combination of this filter and
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the dichroic mirrors that are turning to
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Yellow if we take the filter out and a
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lot of the a lot of the um blue content
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is going this way the red is going
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straight through these two mirrors so
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this is clearly not reflecting much of
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that so we end up with the yellow coming
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out of uh out of there which is a fairly
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light yellow color which you don't
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really see from high intensity leads so
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that's clearly why they've used the
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white to uh do this power consumption of
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the white is pretty high so going up to
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about 2 and 1 half amps on that color
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whereas most of the other colors are
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only drawing half an amp or so at 24
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volts the uh the green is up to about
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1.2 but say this thing is uh much
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brighter and if you actually run all the
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colors at the same time you get a fairly
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reasonable um looking white coming out
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of it and one thing you might just be
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out to notice is there is some sort
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color banding around here that's not
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getting uh everything s completely
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concentric and I think that's where this
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fiber optic thing comes
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in I'll
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get a couple of Fairly accurately shaped
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very sort of uniform color and looking
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at What's um inside here we've basically
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just got this Square Rod so this is
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clearly yeah the lights just bouncing
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off all the all the various sides to um
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get a nice uniform illumination uh this
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back bit looks like it's all potted so
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nothing I really do to get in there I
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think this is fiber so I have come
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across um cables like this which are
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liquid fill but just looking through the
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end of this it's probably a bit hard to
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see it does look like there fiber ends
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going going on there and so there's this
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feedback thing which is just obviously
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compensating for the any light losses
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through here to get an accurate
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representation of uh the light that's
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been launched out of these two
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fibers and you see uh
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these have got this sort of trapezium
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shape light guides again it's like a
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sort of acrylic or glass light guide
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guess projected just to make the right
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rectangular
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shape and look at this Center assembly
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um the light output doesn't uh change
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whether you feed this in or not so it's
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clear not doing any internal Clos Loop
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control obviously there may well be some
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facility for it to do that but it's not
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being used in this
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application and so this output just
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produces a voltage on the uh outle
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connector proportional to the amount of
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light that's present so there's a little
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diffuser in the back there
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and then there's just some kind of uh
9:33
Optical sensor looks like a
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chip looking at the lead it's a very
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small package on the PCB with this lens
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assembly over the top and these look
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like they're actually on a copper
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Metalized PCB for maximum thermal
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performance and yeah it's a very small
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package looks like it's a ceramic
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package and there's a thermister there
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for temperature monitoring this is the
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475 blue one this is the 520 need to
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Green which is uh rather different OB
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it's a much bigger D with lots of bond
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wise but also this looks like it's using
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a phosphor if I shine a blue light at it
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lights up green so this is actually a
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phosphor conversion green lead which
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I've I've come across before they want
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that specific wavelength so they may be
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easier to tune a phosphor than tune the
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um semiconductor material to get the uh
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right right wavelength from the lead
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directly uh red 630 similar size to the
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blue one or does seem to have a uh a
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lens on top of it there is a sort of red
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coloring to
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the die but that doesn't appear to be
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fluorescent as far as I can
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tell and the white one again a little
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bit different sort of much higher
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current
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connectors a makeer name on that
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connector flot light not sure if that's
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the connector or the lead
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itself and obviously with the phosphor
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and I'd imagine that phosphor may well
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be tuned to get the maximum to the uh 5
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cenm and actually this white one looks
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like a St fairly standard product I just
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found it in Mouse made by luminous
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devices in fact actually I think all
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these are based on various luminous
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devices modules and they're you take
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looks like they taking the nearest
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wavelength and then just using these
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filters to clean it up to get a precise
11:22
uh spectral line out of it so quite a
11:25
nice neat and um extreme
11:30
bright light source uh sure I've got any
11:33
particular use for it so I think this
11:35
might end up on
11:36
eBay but uh very pretty to look out and
11:40
without the uh risk of burning your eyes
11:43
out like you do with lasers so I thought
11:45
it would be interesting to try and
11:46
figure out the runtime of this things
11:48
like this we usually keep some sort
11:49
record of runtime cuz leads degrade over
11:51
time I couldn't get any software to work
11:52
through the USB face but then had a
11:54
thought probably going to be writing the
11:55
runtime periodically to the e s prom so
11:58
I just just scope up that and noticed it
12:00
was doing right every 5 minutes so I
12:02
just ran it for a while periodically
12:04
reading the E squ I just held the pick
12:05
in in reset and um put clip over to read
12:07
the square prom and found it was writing
12:10
one location per color every 5 minutes
12:12
so if one color was on it would write
12:14
that location every 5 minutes and just
12:16
increment it by one so after doing a few
12:18
tests with different colors of different
12:19
time periods it looked extremely
12:21
straightforward it's like a four bite
12:22
count for each color looking at the
12:24
original data that was in it all the
12:26
colors apart from Green were reading
12:28
zero and the green was reading four
12:30
indicating a total 20 minutes run time
12:32
ever if it was turned on run for a short
12:34
time then turned off that might not have
12:36
been counted but even so indicates this
12:37
thing wasn't used a great deal the whole
12:40
s process of doing a run can be several
12:42
hours but it'll only be doing probably
12:43
the Imaging at the end of that so you
12:46
wouldn't expect to be running for a long
12:47
time but say a single color for 20
12:50
minutes over its whole lifetime does
12:52
seem a little bit on the low side okay
12:55
let's look at the camera un fortunately
12:57
I managed to not record any sound when I
12:58
did this it's also a couple of months
13:00
ago so there's going to be a few details
13:02
that I've forgotten so I'm just going to
13:04
dub this over the original footage so um
13:07
take the lid off see this massive great
13:10
heat sink so this is a pel cool camera
13:12
we've got this blower fan producing a
13:14
fair amount of air flow through
13:16
it the connector here there's the ccds
13:19
mounted on the board on the
13:24
right this unplugs so we've got a bit of
13:27
power supply stuff on here
13:29
USB interface I think that's the Cyprus
13:32
microcontroller High speeded USB
13:34
interface there's a zyink spon fpga some
13:40
RAM and there's a couple of ATD
13:42
converters can't quite read what those
13:45
those are but anal
13:47
devices um little bit of bodgery around
13:51
here extra decoupling obviously they
13:53
have having some noise issues this is
13:55
around the ram chip quite a lot of extra
13:57
capacitors been added there
13:59
uh there's a couple of amplifiers prior
14:01
to the HD converter buffers or Andor
14:05
amplifiers taking the CCD
14:08
signal um bit more power spy stuff here
14:11
this is probably all to do with
14:12
generating the various CCD bias voltages
14:14
they uh need quite a lot of exotic
14:18
voltages next board down is just a
14:20
shield and an interconnect
14:24
boardly shielding the power supply stuff
14:26
from some the more sensitive an log
14:28
stuff
14:31
and this is the bottom board which is
14:32
just all power supply
14:34
stuff as you can see tons of capacitors
14:37
or Transformer in
14:42
there and this is the CCD which is a uh
14:47
very impressive thing this is a kf50 100
14:50
originally by true sense then codec
14:53
there ON
14:54
Semiconductor it's 50 megapixels uh the
14:58
only price I could find was this one
15:00
5,000 bucks and the architecture you can
15:03
see there actually two separate halves
15:04
which explains the Dual AZ converters
15:06
and two amplifiers it's literally split
15:08
down the middle and duplicated so it's
15:10
outputting two streams in parallel just
15:13
to keep the bandwidth sensible and it's
15:15
got this amazing um diffraction effects
15:18
it's got micro lenses over the pixel so
15:20
there's there's a bit more Optics going
15:22
on than on a normal
15:25
sensor few more bodges on the CCD board
15:28
including this wire which isn't really
15:29
tacked down very well which is a bit uh
15:32
bit of a mess quite a few bits around
15:34
this board where they've uh tacked
15:36
various bits on which is not super
15:38
impressive looks like CCD drivers on the
15:40
left with those 3 ohm um damping
15:43
resistors on the
15:47
output get a few more little bodges
15:50
around here some of
15:52
the and there's this separator the
15:54
silica gel to keep the moisture down but
15:56
there's this separator that actually
15:58
appears to be cut from piece of
15:59
antistatic
16:04
bag and this sort of thermal block on
16:06
top of this stack of three pel Cola
16:12
modules so as with any Stacks they get
16:16
um larger as they go back towards the
16:18
heat sink because each P's got to not
16:20
only take the heat from the previous but
16:21
also the waste heat which is quite
16:27
significant you see a little temperature
16:29
sensor here that copper block which
16:32
makes contact with the back of the
16:37
CCD and this's the back of the
16:40
pelas this then contacts the heat sink
16:44
on the uh rear there a few thermal pads
16:46
as well for some of the other power
16:47
components on this
16:51
PCB okay I've connected this uh camera
16:54
up I found some drivers on the disc that
16:56
seem to work under Windows 7 couldn't
16:58
get to install under Windows 11 though
17:01
um in the absence of any sort of lens or
17:03
being bothered to the proper amount I've
17:04
just put some f over it and put a little
17:06
pin in there to make a pinhole lens and
17:08
software gives a few options I'm not
17:11
entirely sure what all these are there's
17:12
obviously a clock frequency 22 MHz low
17:15
gain and with PFG no idea what that is
17:19
something something game programmable
17:20
Something game perhaps ver exposure
17:23
types I think focus is just like a
17:25
continuous grab until you tell it to
17:27
stop not entirely sure all these options
17:30
are obviously exposure time uh triggers
17:33
there ex external hardware trigger inut
17:35
you just trigger using a um thing on
17:37
screen so the resolution is 8176 by
17:40
6132 and you can actually bin those
17:42
where you combine multiple pixels to get
17:46
increased gain at the expense of lower
17:48
resolution down this is a 10sec exposure
17:51
obviously of the pin hole it's very uh
17:53
intensitive so we just stand still now
17:56
downloading it there's the uh exposure
17:59
so when it's
18:01
um there's a little status thing down
18:03
here so that tells you the um exposure
18:07
[Applause]
18:09
time it's this is just it
18:15
downloading um it is quite I'm seeing
18:18
quite a lot like smearing I think that I
18:20
don't know whether that's just due to
18:21
pixels overloading or something else I
18:24
mean yeah it's not it's not um out of
18:26
the question that there's something not
18:27
totally right about this camera
18:28
certainly was bodge wise on there um I
18:31
don't I'd imagine a camera like this
18:32
it's got a fairly narrow range of
18:34
intensities that it's happy with I'm not
18:36
going to spend a great deal of time on
18:38
this if you're interested in this camera
18:40
maybe for astronomy or something and
18:42
happy to sort of take the risk of it may
18:44
not be uh perfect I'll um I think I'll
18:47
stick this on eBay along with the
18:48
Illuminator I'll put a link down in the
18:50
description to the listing take your
18:52
chances to grab a bargain so for example
18:54
here we see this vertical streaking so
18:56
I'm not sure how normal that is this is
18:58
on fairly bright scene looking out the
19:02
window if I cut the exposure time down
19:04
on that it's now 1 second
19:07
exposure again most of the image
19:09
disappears again this is looks like it's
19:11
possibly over still overloading here go
19:14
that go down to say say quarter a
19:16
second so again I think there might be
19:19
some Auto gain control going on here um
19:21
this is with the PFG option let's try
19:23
turning that off and see what
19:25
happens so I'm not sure this is actually
19:27
more streaking or which just it's
19:29
cranked up the gain all the dis display
19:31
gray scale to show what um you know the
19:33
range of things that it's captured
19:36
there's one of one of 12 things in the
19:38
software there's um you can see of you
19:40
can't seem to read out the temperature
19:42
of the pelta cooler but you can set the
19:44
temperature and if you said it's a
19:46
different temperature you see the power
19:48
consumption jump up running the cooler
19:50
to get the temperature you requested but
19:52
I can't see anything anywhere that tells
19:54
you whether the cool is at the at the
19:56
temperature other than the power
19:57
consumption going down and there's no
19:59
temperature read out
20:03
here and just some yeah this is just
20:05
sort of very basic software I'm sure
20:07
there's like an API for more
20:09
sophisticated
20:10
applications but so if you know anything
20:12
more about these cameras please um stick
20:14
in the
20:15
comments um incidentally when I was
20:18
editing I didn't notice there was a bent
20:19
pin on the um CCD but I did fix that
20:22
before doing these tests and also
20:24
reactivated the um silica gel desicant
20:26
cuz I noticed it was uh I was getting
20:28
bit of condensation on the window but um
20:31
yeah so a couple of uh interesting but
20:34
maybe not particularly uh useful pieces
20:37
of Kit except for someone that's got a
20:38
very specific use so um I'll stick a
20:42
I'll stick these on eBay put a link in
20:44
the description and say hopefully
20:45
someone could actually make some uh good
20:47
use of these things
Example Output:
**Abstract:**
This video presents Part 2 of a teardown focusing on the optical components of a Fluidigm Polaris biotechnology instrument, specifically the multi-wavelength illuminator and the high-resolution CCD camera.
The Lumen Dynamics illuminator unit is examined in detail, revealing its construction using multiple high-power LEDs (430nm, 475nm, 520nm, 575nm, 630nm) combined via dichroic mirrors and filters. A square fiber optic rod is used to homogenize the light. A notable finding is the use of a phosphor-converted white LED filtered to achieve the 575nm output. The unit features simple TTL activation for each color, conduction cooling, and internal homogenization optics. Analysis of its EEPROM suggests extremely low operational runtime.
The camera module teardown showcases a 50 Megapixel ON Semiconductor KAF-50100 CCD sensor with micro-lenses, cooled by a multi-stage Peltier stack. The control electronics include an FPGA and a USB interface. Significant post-manufacturing modifications ("bodges") are observed on the camera's circuit boards. Basic functional testing using vendor software and a pinhole lens confirms image capture but reveals prominent vertical streaking artifacts, the cause of which remains uncertain (potential overload, readout artifact, or fault).
**Exploring the Fluidigm Polaris: A Detailed Look at its High-End Optics and Camera System**
* **0:00 High-End Optics:** The system utilizes heavy, high-quality lenses and mirrors for precise imaging, weighing around 4 kilos each.
* **0:49 Narrow Band Filters:** A filter wheel with five narrow band filters (488, 525, 570, 630, and 700 nm) ensures accurate fluorescence detection and rejection of excitation light.
* **2:01 Customizable Illumination:** The Lumen Dynamics light source offers five individually controllable LED wavelengths (430, 475, 520, 575, 630 nm) with varying power outputs. The 575nm yellow LED is uniquely achieved using a white LED with filtering.
* **3:45 TTL Control:** The light source is controlled via a simple TTL interface, enabling easy on/off switching for each LED color.
* **12:55 Sophisticated Camera:** The system includes a 50-megapixel Kodak KAI-50100 CCD camera with a Peltier cooling system for reduced noise.
* **14:54 High-Speed Data Transfer:** The camera features dual analog-to-digital converters to manage the high data throughput of the 50-megapixel sensor, which is effectively two 25-megapixel sensors operating in parallel.
* **18:11 Possible Issues:** The video creator noted some potential issues with the camera, including image smearing.
* **18:11 Limited Dynamic Range:** The camera's sensor has a limited dynamic range, making it potentially challenging to capture scenes with a wide range of brightness levels.
* **11:45 Low Runtime:** Internal data suggests the system has seen minimal usage, with only 20 minutes of recorded runtime for the green LED.
* **20:38 Availability on eBay:** Both the illuminator and camera are expected to be listed for sale on eBay.
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Every Swiss State (Canton) Explained by a German
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Every Swiss State (Canton) or Region Gets Explained by a German. A combination of history and lots of stereotypes. Don't take this all too seriously, please.
0:00 Zurich
0:48 Schaffhausen
1:15 Thurgau
1:52 St. Gallen
2:38 Appenzell
3:25 Glarus
3:58 Graubünden (Grisons)
4:48 Ticino (Tessin)
5:36 Uri
6:08 Wallis (Valais)
7:05 Geneva (Genf)
7:37 Vaud (Waadt)
8:25 Fribourg (Freiburg)
8:54 Neuchâtel (Neuenburg)
9:35 Bern
10:31 Jura
11:14 Solothurn
11:43 Basel (Stadt & Land)
12:39 Aargau
13:37 Luzern
14:25 Obwalden & Nidwalden
15:16 Schwyz
16:01 Zug
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@Meuduso1
6 days ago
Ah yes, at last
The Swiss-on-Swiss racism guide. Excellent
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@Angrenost02
6 days ago
"Lake Geneva"
Very thin ice there, friend.
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@S.producting
7 days ago
True, Zurich hates Basel — but you forgot to mention that every other canton hates Zurich, especially Basel.
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@Adharc0077
7 days ago
Is appenzell just swiss alabama lmao
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@ZVp3R_N0V4
7 days ago
Without Olten, Solothurn would just be a blue screen.
So it basically exists as Switzerland’s loading screen for fast travel between cantons.
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@thewatercyclist
7 days ago
This video should be mandatory for anyone revising for their Einbürgerung test
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@stephaneclerc667
6 days ago
Walliser her :
It's 09 am and I'm already drinking
The 10am rules applies only to kids and foreigners
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@nikosibarramante2677
6 days ago
Car plate of Aargau: AG = Achtung Gefahr
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@R41ch3rV1x3r
7 days ago
You will get very drunk from those cherry pies, because there is not one single cherry in zuger kirschtorte, but cherry liquor.
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@thefistofshadow7392
7 days ago
that the most accurate representation of switzerland made by a non-swiss person
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@bliblablu
7 days ago
Valais is the wild west of Switzerland: Hot, dry and lawless.
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@LodrikBadric
7 days ago
I'm very glad that you already declared in the title of the video that this was made by a German.
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@Peter_Baelish
6 days ago
Aargauer being bad drivers is NOT a stereotype lol. I promise you lol
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@mangobaba1158
7 days ago
damn bro really just dropped the Lake Geneva while talking about Vaud
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@jurassik0449
7 days ago
As someone who lives in Canton Jura, I first thought that the description wasn't that accurate. Then he said that we all run on beer and Absinthe and I was like "welp nvm, he hit the nail on the head"
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@HATECELL
6 days ago
Thurgau, that void on the map between Winterthur and St.Gallen
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@elektrik_exekutioner6822
7 days ago
They don't drink Chianti in Ticino, they drink their own wine
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@Mica45
7 days ago
Schaffhausen is also home of the gun manufacturer SIG c:
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@eric.s.0815
7 days ago
Chur (curia) is not the oldest city in what is now Switzerland; Basel (Basilea, 36 BC) and Augst (Augusta Raurica) are older than Chur. The myth that Chur is the oldest city was spread for tourism reasons, but it is not historically accurate.
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@TheGrimdarkBard
6 days ago
As a swiss Bern man. I can confirm we're a bit slow in our way.
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Zurich
0:00
Zurich is a very rich and the most
0:03
populous canton where Swiss people go to
0:06
feel poor. It's built around the
0:08
country's biggest city where people talk
0:09
fast, are in a rush, and come off as
0:12
direct, loud, and rude. They are
0:14
portrayed as snobby, ultra left-wing,
0:17
overly proud, and arrogant, paying 12
0:19
bucks for a coffee, and still
0:21
complaining it's too cheap. Outsiders
0:23
joke that everyone here is a banker with
0:25
a 5 million Frank watch, lives in a 47th
0:27
floor glass tower and thinks the rest of
0:30
Switzerland are peasants while consuming
0:32
a lot of a certain white powder. Zurich
0:35
people especially don't like people from
0:38
Basil. Can't drive in the mountains and
0:40
tend to ignore anything happening
0:42
outside their canon. Still they have a
0:44
very nice lake and over,200 drinking
0:46
fountains.
Schaffhausen
0:48
Shafousen is mostly farmland forest and
0:51
weirdly surrounds the German village of
0:54
Buzzingan. Outsiders joke it's basically
0:56
Germany with a big waterfall. The
0:58
Rinfalls the largest in Europe. Since it
1:00
borders Germany, everyone goes there to
1:03
buy their groceries cheap. The Canton is
1:05
known for the Moon, a 16th century
1:07
circular fortress and a quiet, pleasant
1:10
old town. They also make luxury watches
1:13
no local will ever own. Tuo was once
Thurgau
1:16
ruled by Romans, Franks, Suabians, and
1:19
Austrians. Today, it's mostly flat land,
1:22
full of orchards, and considered uncool.
1:25
It's known for loads of apples, farmers,
1:27
and a dialect many Swiss find painful to
1:31
listen to or barely understandable. It's
1:33
portrayed as boring, empty, and the last
1:36
place anyone wants to visit, called our
1:38
personal Mordor, or the land of cider.
1:41
Locals are apparently thieves and when
1:44
two or more people meet it's considered
1:46
a party. Half the canton commutes to
1:48
Zurich and doesn't mention they from
1:50
Togo. Sanctal is a canton stitched
St. Gallen
1:54
together by a Napoleon from several old
1:56
territories. It's mostly Germanspeaking
1:59
borders Austria and Lienstein and is
2:01
split between forest and farmland. The
2:04
city has many students. The east feels
2:06
almost Austrian and the rest is full of
2:08
farmers. The dialect here has been
2:10
called disgusting or a nightmare. No,
2:13
not by me, guys. Apparently, locals live
2:16
on bratwis, which they only eat with
2:18
bread. React violently if you ask for
2:21
mustard, and they love football. The
2:23
Olma agriculture fair and open air
2:26
festival are basically the only things
2:27
to do here. So many move to Zurich or
2:30
Basel for civilization. Still, the
2:33
canton is known for the beautiful
2:34
gigavali and several thermal spas.
Appenzell
2:38
Up until is split into two half cantons,
2:41
Inner Ruden and Alsaren, separated in
2:44
1597 along Catholic Protestant lines,
2:47
though most people say the difference
2:49
today is minimal. The region is
2:51
mountainous with many pastures dominated
2:53
by the Centis mountain, the main
2:56
attraction. The population is rural and
2:58
famous for being extremely conservative,
3:00
traditional, introverted, and slow to
3:03
change. Women only gained the right to
3:05
vote here in 1990 after a court ruling.
3:08
Outsiders joke about tiny hillbillies,
3:11
racism, antiaxers, and that the people
3:14
here like their cousins or siblings a
3:17
little too much. You can also hear bells
3:19
ringing all the time, and everyone
3:21
apparently hikes naked, but they have
3:23
good beer and cheese.
Glarus
3:26
Glaros is small, mountainous, and so
3:28
overlooked that many Swiss say it
3:31
doesn't exist. It's quiet, religious,
3:33
and one of the last two cantons in
3:35
Switzerland that still uses the Lanska
3:38
minder, where citizens vote in an open
3:40
air assembly by raising their hands.
3:42
Apparently, there's only one street
3:44
light for the whole canton, and people
3:45
here only heard goats, where their gali,
3:49
that's a small little red cloth, and eat
3:51
stinky green cheese. To outsiders, it
3:54
feels like a deadend valley inhabited
3:56
only by curious tourists.
Graubünden (Grisons)
3:58
Grab Bundon is Switzerland's largest and
4:01
most rugged canton deep in the Alps with
4:04
more than a thousand summits. It borders
4:06
Austria, Italy, and Lichenstein and is
4:08
the only triilingual canton with German,
4:11
Roman and Italianspoken. Ka, its capital
4:15
is Switzerland's oldest city. The region
4:17
includes the Heidi village in minefeld,
4:19
giving it a friendly postcard image that
4:22
makes it popular across the country.
4:24
Locals are known for being warm and
4:26
their tricky but sexy dialect and even
4:29
though they're super friendly, they
4:30
don't really like tourists. The culture
4:32
here feels different from the rest of
4:34
Switzerland. A mix of winter sports
4:36
people, hunters, and stoners. Genton is
4:39
also known for yummy foods like nut
4:41
pastry tarts, plenty of good
4:43
restaurants, and Davos where the world's
4:45
billionaires decide sketchy stuff. Tino
Ticino (Tessin)
4:49
or Tisin is the sunny laid-back corner
4:52
where you can still get a cheap espresso
4:55
and everything feels Italian. People are
4:57
warm, talkative, and hospitalitable.
4:59
Known for drinking their upper spritz
5:01
and kianti. It feels like a holiday
5:04
resort here. That's why the rest of
5:05
Switzerland treats Tino like a summer
5:08
escape. Locals insist they are not
5:10
Italian despite eating pizza and pasta
5:13
daily and often try very hard to prove
5:15
they are proper Swiss even while saying
5:18
they are poor. Some say they are too
5:20
relaxed here and don't like to work
5:22
preferring to stare at the sun while
5:24
being stuck in traffic jams half their
5:26
life. It's also said they are a bit
5:28
racist toward the very Italians they are
5:31
constantly compared to. It's a region
5:33
that feels almost outside Switzerland.
Uri
5:36
Uri is one of the three founding cantons
5:39
of 1291 and is seen as the birthplace of
5:42
Switzerland, home of the legendary Vilm
5:44
and full of old quiet historical sites.
5:47
People say that the only thing anyone
5:50
here talks about anymore is the God
5:52
tunnel. The rest is boring. The area is
5:55
deeply Catholic, conservative, and often
5:57
portrayed as backwards and unfriendly to
6:00
foreigners. The landscape is alpine with
6:02
39 cable cars leading to peaks, hiking
6:05
routes and ski areas. Valis or Valet is
Wallis (Valais)
6:10
a proudly rustic and old school canton
6:12
split between French and German speakers
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famous for mountains, wine, skiing, and
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a long tradition of drinking way too
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much and having the first white wine at
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10:00 a.m. Its people are seen as
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conservative, Catholic, and stubborn.
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They're unwelcoming at first, but loyal
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once you know them and convinced that
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everyone outside the canton doesn't
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belong to the real Switzerland. Many
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Swiss guards come from here and some
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locals are even talking about seceding.
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No one understands their dialect. They
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eat ralet and cheese fondue everyday,
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drive their tuned up Subaru impreas like
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maniacs, and handle mountain roads
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almost too well, even while drunk. Valis
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is known for plenty of sun and landmarks
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like the Allet Glacier and of course the
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Matahorn. Tourism defines the region
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with resorts like Tamat Sasi and
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Kroontana. It's sometimes called the
7:04
Texas of Switzerland.
Geneva (Genf)
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Geneva is one of the most populated and
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cosmopolitan cantons. Basically the
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French-speaking version of Zurich. Rich,
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international, expensive, and full of
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diplomats. Other canton say that only
7:18
foreigners live here, mainly rich,
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arrogant French who have never seen a
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cow, talk too much, and wear Rolex
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watches. Many say Geneva isn't even
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Swiss, and it's one of the least liked
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cantons in the country. The UN, Red
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Cross, and European Organization for
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Nuclear Research also sit here.
Vaud (Waadt)
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Vo or Vat was once home to the Helvishi
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before the Romans crushed them, then
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passed to Frankish rule until Bernese
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troops took over. Today, it's one of
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Switzerland's most scenic and varied
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cantons with Lake Geneva, the Yurva, the
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Plateau, and the Alps all in one place,
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making it a major tourist region known
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for landscapes. Many consider it the
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most beautiful part of French-speaking
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Switzerland. Its people fall into two
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stereotypes. the wealthy, arrogant
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northerners and the national
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conservative farmers who drink wine all
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day, eat sausages, and openly dislike
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German Swiss. They are both proud of not
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being from Geneva, though. Speaking
8:17
accent-free French is recommended here
8:19
if you want to make friends. The capital
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Luzan is home to green hipster bike
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pushers.
Fribourg (Freiburg)
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Fribour is a mostly Catholic canton
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split between French speakers in the
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west and German speakers in the east
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with a capital famous for Switzerland's
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best preserved medieval fortifications.
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It's rural, smelly, packed with farmers
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and students, but cows dominate.
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Stereotypes say locals care only about
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their cows and cheese. Eat cheese fondue
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even in summer, can pronounce the letter
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R, and smell like their cows. Nhatel,
Neuchâtel (Neuenburg)
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once a Prussian province until King
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Frederick William IV gave up his claim
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in 1857, is now a fully French-speaking
9:03
canton known for wine being the
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birthplace of absent and a strong
9:08
tradition for horse breeding. The
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lakeside is famous for watch makers,
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while the rest of the canton is quieter.
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Sometimes described as friendly but
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depressing and strongly leftleaning.
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People from Nusadeer say it's the best
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canton, though many end up leaving.
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Locals are described as relaxed but a
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bit disorganized. The place really feels
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French. The lake is loved by everyone.
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Unemployment is high, but it has a good
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reputation.
Bern
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Ban was part of the Holy Roman Empire
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before it joined the Swiss Confederacy
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in 1353. It's known for emmental cheese,
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the Bernese Oberaland with its cliffs,
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glaciers, waterfalls, and classic alpine
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villages and resorts like Interlockan
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and B feels peaceful, scenic, slightly
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dull and full of people who work in
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administration and seem in no rush to do
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anything. Bernese people are famous for
10:05
being very slow in everything, walking,
10:09
talking, reacting, and they are proud of
10:11
it, calling themselves relaxed and
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stressfree. They're often described as
10:16
super friendly in the capital, almost
10:18
hippie-like, calm, and efficient in
10:21
their slow way. While the Uberland area
10:23
has a reputation for being stunning, but
10:26
unfriendly. Be city, on the other hand,
10:28
is sometimes called the Swiss Bronx. URA
Jura
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is Switzerland's youngest canton created
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in 1979. Once a sovereign state within
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the Holy Roman Empire, it was absorbed
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into ban in 1815, which led to a long
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separatist movement, partly militant,
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before finally breaking away to join the
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Confederation. The Canton is almost
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entirely French-speaking and mostly
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rural, quiet with a strong sense of
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wanting to be its own little country.
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Stereotypes paint Eura people as poor
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mountain folk, communists, anarchists,
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and separatists who don't revolt as long
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as the beer and absence keep flowing.
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They apparently also drive like they're
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in the Monaco rally every Friday night.
Solothurn
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Solo is mostly flat with a
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German-speaking, largely Catholic
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population and a Baroque capital famous
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for its obsession with the number 11.
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the 11th canton with 11 towers,
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fountains, altars, and even an 11-hour
11:29
clock. But most people say Soluton
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simply exists and is insignificant. It's
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a sleepy place many just pass through.
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Not known for much besides its film
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festival and apparently some brothel.
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Basil is split into two half cantons,
Basel (Stadt & Land)
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the city and the countryside, though
11:47
most Swiss treat them as one. Both were
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united, but political fighting and armed
11:53
conflict broke them apart in 1833. Ever
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since, people keep talking about a
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reunion. Bordering Germany and France
12:00
makes the region feel different from the
12:02
rest of Switzerland. Mixed culture,
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openness to foreigners, and a transient
12:06
population. Vasant sits so close to
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Germany that people say they basically
12:10
live there, speak a weird dialect, and
12:13
do little else all year except wait for
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carnival called Fasnier. Baselt is the
12:19
opposite. Densely packed, extremely
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wealthy, full of farmer companies,
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students, artists, and a loud leftwing.
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They of course also love carnival, eat a
12:28
traditional hard spice biscuit called
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bas lei all day and are obsessed with
12:34
football. City people also think they
12:36
are some kind of aristocrats, but they
12:38
are not. Argo is one of the most densely
Aargau
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populated cantons once held by the
12:43
Helvian Kelts around 200 BC later by the
12:46
Romans and then the Franks. By the late
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1200s, the region was carved up between
12:52
Ban, Lutan, Soloton, and Unavalden.
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While the core of present day Argo
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stayed under Austrian Hopsport control
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until the old Swiss Confederacy seized
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it in 1415. Modern Argo is often treated
13:04
as a drive-thru industrial belt full of
13:06
commuters, Balcon car dealers, and
13:08
endless suburbs. Its reputation swings
13:11
between Carrot Land, known for its yummy
13:14
replic, and the place where all the
13:17
bizarre crimes happen. Locals get
13:19
stereotyped as horrible drivers, naive,
13:22
mustached, wearing white tennis socks
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with sandals, and either pretending they
13:27
are from Zurich or despising Zurich. The
13:30
landscape is full of castles and nuclear
13:33
plants which people say are the only
13:35
sides as you pass through. Lutan's
Luzern
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identity is rooted in its victory at the
13:41
battle of Zimp in 1386 where the
13:44
Hopsorgs were pushed out. Today the city
13:46
of Lutan is known for being swarmed by
13:48
Asian tourists and the parking ticket
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capital of Switzerland. The rural part
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is seen as conservative with Catholic
13:56
traditions, a long list of public
13:58
holidays, and deep loyalty to carnival.
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Locals are often described as
14:02
know-it-alls and embodying the classic
14:04
Swiss bun mindset. Ponformist, very
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rulefixated, very boring, and always
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prepared to remind others of the rules.
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Between carnival seasons, they swim in
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the Fioveta lake. For some people, this
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is the most beautiful canton of
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Switzerland, but it carries a reputation
14:22
for wanting to be like rich neighboring
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tsukvalden
Obwalden & Nidwalden
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and nidvalden are the two half cantons
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most outsiders can't even find on a map
14:32
and have no clue about. Together, they
14:34
were the forest canton of Unavalden, one
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of the three founding members of the old
14:39
Swiss Confederacy. Midwin resisted
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Napoleon in 1798, leading to a French
14:45
attack that killed at least 400 people
14:47
and destroyed much of the canton's
14:49
infrastructure, but they still split
14:51
because they couldn't agree on how to
14:53
pray. The whole region is mountainous,
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forested, and full of lakes. It's known
14:58
for being clean and tidy, plus an
15:00
affordable tax paradise. Tradition is
15:03
strong here. Yodelling, folk music, and
15:06
local dances are common. People are
15:07
old-fashioned, hyperconservative, and
15:10
mostly live in the mountains, often
15:12
described as bearded mountain folk from
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forgotten times.
Schwyz
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Is one of Switzerland's founding
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cantons, giving the country its name
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together with Uri and Unavalden. It
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formed the Eternal Alliance in 1291,
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expelled the Hopsorgs and later resisted
15:29
the French after their invasion. The
15:30
canton is scenic with rivers, lakes,
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forests, mountains like the mut and the
15:35
famous Catholic abbey of anen. It's
15:38
often compared to Mississippi for its
15:40
conservative traditional image. Here,
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quietness and Sunday rest are taken very
15:46
seriously even on weekdays. Locals are
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portrayed as ultraditional. Catholic
15:51
wealthy rule followers, farmers,
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hunters, and archetypal Swiss Germans.
15:56
Some say it's so Catholic the cows cross
15:58
themselves when the church bells ring.
Zug
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Touk is a tiny canton on a hilly plateau
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dominated by Lake Touk and Lake Agari.
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It's filthy rich with about one in eight
16:11
residents a millionaire and many locals
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work at tax evading corporations or
16:16
crypto firms. You need to own at least a
16:19
Porsche if you want to live here. The
16:21
Canton is Catholic, good at ice hockey
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and famous for its cherry pie. Known as
16:26
the Monaco of Switzerland, Tou has low
16:28
taxes, a huge international population
16:31
with over 143 nationalities, and English
16:34
is heard everywhere. Some say you can't
16:36
even find real Swiss people here
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anymore. Locals often party in Zurich
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because tou is too quiet.