As requested. I don't care for this kind of comedy, but the transcript is straightforward.
Abstract:
This transcript captures a segment of a Jimmy Carr stand-up performance, apparently a Q&A or crowd-work session in Salt Lake City. The primary focus is on his interactions with the audience, heavily influenced by the local Mormon culture. He engages with the audience to get an explanation of the rumored sexual practice of "soaking," using it as a springboard for extended jokes. Subsequent interactions, prompted by audience questions, cover a range of topics including Prince Andrew, the philosophy of edgy comedy, a polyamorous relationship ("throuple"), and the "kill baby Hitler" thought experiment. A significant part of the show involves Carr managing and eventually ejecting a disruptive audience member he claims is on cocaine. The performance is characteristic of Carr's style: rapid-fire, often offensive one-liners and direct, confrontational engagement with the crowd.
Jimmy Carr's Crowd Work in Salt Lake City
0:00 Initial Impressions of Salt Lake City: Carr opens with observations about Salt Lake City, joking about its prominent, long-term construction projects and the pervasive influence of Mormon culture, which he describes as making the city "so [Β __Β ] friendly."
1:05 Audience Explains "Soaking": Carr asks the audience about the rumored Mormon practice of "soaking." Audience members explain it as a loophole for premarital sex where a man inserts his penis but remains still, with friends sometimes jumping on the bed to create motion. Carr mocks this as a lazy, flawed attempt to outsmart God.
5:04 Rapid-Fire Audience Q&A: He moves into a fast-paced Q&A session, delivering one-liners in response to audience prompts about Prince Andrew ("stepped back...to spend more time with the kids"), his philosophy on edgy jokes ("the juice has to be worth the squeeze"), and his drug of choice ("DMT...see God's face").
9:20 Direct and Confrontational Crowd Work: Carr engages with several audience members individually. He gives mock relationship advice regarding a woman's pubic hair, insults latecomers, tells an attendee complaining about seat size to "eat less and move more," and belittles a local for thinking "fry sauce" (ketchup and mayonnaise) is a unique invention.
13:41 Heckler Management and Ejection: Carr identifies an audience member in a white cap who is talking during the show. He directly confronts the man, accuses him of being on cocaine, gives him a final warning, and then has him and his companions ejected from the venue when the talking continues.
16:06 Interaction with a "Throuple": He speaks with a polyamorous "throuple" (two men, one woman) from the audience, joking about the logistics and comparing their sex life to tag-team wrestling.
17:56 The "Kill Baby Hitler" Dilemma: When asked about the classic time-travel question, Carr dismisses killing baby Hitler and instead references a Stephen Fry novel where making Hitler's father infertile results in a more competent, successful Nazi leader. He follows this with a couple of quick Hitler jokes.
19:37 Tour Promotion: The segment concludes with Carr promoting his new tour, "Jimmy Carr Laughs Funny."