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Hoof GP Podcast: Q&A, Ashley's Recovery, Book News & Farm Updates
0:00:06 Introduction & Ashley's Health: Graeme welcomes viewers, mentions previous recording issues, and updates that his wife Ashley is recovering well after being ill. He thanks the viewers for their support.
0:00:56 Recent Videos & Gam Clarification: Briefly recaps recent videos (Craigy Boy revisit, mother/daughter cow) and clarifies that cameraman Graeme ("Gam") is younger but shouldn't be called "Young Gam."
0:01:42 Bent Face Update: Answers a question about "Bent Face," a cow with a facial deformity. She is doing well, still milking at around 11 years old, far exceeding the average dairy cow lifespan.
0:02:42 Hoof Trimming Crush Customization: Explains that extras on his KVK crush (knife holders, controls) are specified by him during the order but installed by the manufacturer. The new crush has controls for the belly band on both sides for convenience.
0:03:48 New Book & Lamborghini: Confirms he is writing a new, more lighthearted book titled "Code Brown" with his brother Bob, focusing on funny farm situations. He reaffirms he wouldn't sell his pink Lamborghini for any other car.
0:05:27 Miniature Highlands Consideration: Discusses the possibility of having miniature Highland cows at the Kowan cottages project, noting they'd be safer and easier on the land, though potential health issues are a concern.
0:06:00 Future Children: States he and Ashley will likely not have more children, reflecting on finding the baby stage challenging but loving his current family.
0:07:14 Cameraman Gam's Role: Confirms cameraman Graeme does not trim hooves, partly due to a past hand injury. He primarily edits, films, and assists with cows, and is a valued team member.
0:08:09 Abscesses Under Hoof Blocks: Explains that abscesses under hoof blocks can occur rarely (1 in 200-300 cases) due to overloading the healthy foot. Using wooden blocks that wear down helps manage this risk.
0:09:37 Book Sales & Profitability: Confirms the first book has sold over 50,000 copies and is profitable, allowing reinvestment into the business, including partially employing his brother Bob for the next book.
0:10:47 Scotland Travel Recommendations: Suggests The Loch Ness Inn near Inverness and restaurants like Tattoo, Rhubarb, or Kitchen in Edinburgh for visitors. Praises Edinburgh and mentions his upcoming trip there for a track day.
0:12:10 Kowan Cottages Staffing: Clarifies there won't be a full-time grounds person at the cottages due to the property size; safety concerns regarding potential animals (like Highlands) remain a priority.
0:12:56 Climate Impact on Hoof Health: States that the wet Scottish climate significantly impacts hoof health, softening hooves and increasing susceptibility to problems and infections, making treatment harder compared to drier climates.
0:14:02 Bone Rotation vs. Founder: Explains bone rotation in cows results from ligament damage (often from pushing feed fences) and is distinct from founder typically seen in horses.
0:14:57 Limitations of Hoof Trimmers (Surgery): Confirms hoof trimmers cannot perform surgical procedures (only vets can). Expresses frustration over situations where surgery is needed but he cannot provide it, wishing an intermediate qualification existed.
0:17:26 Steve's Role & Health Update: Details Steve's role includes editing, photography, content creation, and Facebook management. Steve is recovering from a serious, life-threatening health issue and his return to work is uncertain.
0:19:09 Stomach-Churning Aspects of the Job: Admits maggots are unpleasant and necrotic toes smell horrendous, but generally, he has a strong stomach and isn't overly bothered by the sights or smells of the job.
0:20:23 Ashley as Best Friend: Agrees with a viewer's comment that Ashley is his best friend, describing their close relationship.
0:21:25 Brother James on TV: Mentions his brother James, a sculptor, appeared on the TV show "Love Your Weekend," encouraging viewers to watch.
0:22:43 Live Call from Ashley: Takes a brief call from Ashley about dinner preparations (Yorkshire puddings, potatoes) and collecting their children.
0:23:26 Dealing with Unsolvable Lameness: Discusses a recent video where they couldn't find the cause of a cow's lameness, highlighting the frustration when the problem isn't identifiable and treatment isn't possible. Mentions using hoof testers often off-camera.
0:24:51 Viewer Contribution to Diagnosis: Shares that a viewer spotted a swollen shoulder on the cow from the difficult case, which helped direct the farmer towards the correct treatment (NSAIDs).
0:25:27 Addressing "Talks Too Much" Comments: Explains that while he talks a lot, he's often thinking about many more things simultaneously due to ADHD/Bipolar, and only a fraction comes out verbally.
0:26:17 Hoof GP Clips Channel: Mentions the "Hoof GP Clips" YouTube channel features longer, less edited videos for those interested.
0:26:54 Community Interaction & Next Podcast: Encourages viewers to interact on the Facebook Herd page and YouTube Community tab, and to ask questions for next week's longer podcast featuring Ashley.
0:27:23 Upcoming Week's Plans: Outlines a busy week including work at Kowan, hoof trimming (340 cows), and a track day in Edinburgh.
0:27:46 Reflection on Helping Ashley: Reflects that looking after Ashley while she was ill made him realize how much she does and that he should help more around the house.
0:28:25 Wrap-up & Thanks: Concludes the podcast to attend to dinner/family, thanks the viewers for being part of the community, and confirms he and Ashley will answer questions next week.