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Abstract:
In this episode of "No Such Thing As A Fish," hosts Dan Schreiber, Anna Ptaszynski, Andrew Hunter Murray, and James Harkin share and discuss four distinct facts. James notes the surprising overlap between the names of Girls Aloud members (except Cheryl Tweedy) and varieties of potatoes, leading to a broader discussion of potato types, history, and culture. Dan explores the phenomenon of "formaldehyde hunger," where medical students paradoxically feel increased hunger while dissecting preserved cadavers, touching upon the history of public dissection and body preservation techniques like plastination. Anna recounts the problematic reopening of the Spain-Gibraltar border in 1982, where the key failed, necessitating a locksmith, sparking conversation about Gibraltar's history, strategic importance, and unique features like its Barbary apes. Finally, Andrew delves into "Aristotle's Masterpiece," a highly popular 17th-century sex and childbirth manual falsely attributed to the philosopher, contrasting its contents with the actual, often inaccurate, views of the historical Aristotle on biology and gender.
Podcast Summary: Potatoes, Hunger, Borders, and Bogus Books
0:38 Potatoes and Pop Stars: James reveals that all members of the band Girls Aloud (Nadine Coyle, Kimberley Walsh, Nicola Roberts, Sarah Harding) share their first names with potato varieties, except for Cheryl Tweedy. This leads to discussion on numerous potato types named after women (Annabelle, Desiree, etc.) and the hosts' own names (Anna has one, the men don't).
4:04 Nadine Coyle's Potato Habit: Nadine Coyle reportedly ate a potato before every show, listing her top ways as mashed, chips, roast, jacket, and 'new' (which the hosts critique as a type, not a preparation method).
5:32 Potato Diversity: Discussion touches on Peru's potato diversity (International Potato Center), the "weeping bride" potato peeling test, Chile's potato traditions (carrying potatoes against spells), and the work of Andres Contreras Mendez in preserving Chiloe potato varieties.
8:21 Potato News & Culture: Mr. Potato Head rebranding to just "Potato Head," Parmentier popularizing potatoes in France, modern potato headlines (woman stuck as potato filter, chip noise filtering AI, Potato Photographer of the Year), and grafted plants like "Ketchup and Chips" (TomTato) and "Egg and Chips" (Aubergine/Potato).
15:51 Formaldehyde Hunger: Dan explains that medical students often experience increased hunger when dissecting cadavers preserved in formaldehyde, a phenomenon known as "formaldehyde hunger."
18:24 Formaldehyde Science & History: The hunger might be linked to salt cravings (seen in rat studies). Formaldehyde is used in furniture glue and linked to "sick building syndrome," potentially mitigated by scattering tea bags. Public dissections were once entertainment, featuring heckling crowds and sometimes flute music. Historical roles included the lector (lecturer), sector (cutter), and ostensor (pointer).
22:48 Modern Dissection & Preservation: Susan Potter donated her body, which was sliced into 27,000 slivers to create a detailed "virtual cadaver" for study, potentially with audio recordings of her voice. Gunther von Hagens performed a public dissection in London (2009) using plastination, a technique replacing body fat/tissue with silicon. He plans to be plastinated himself after death.
27:21 Gibraltar's Sticky Gate: Anna shares that when the Spain-Gibraltar border reopened to pedestrians in 1982 after being closed by Franco since 1969, the key didn't work, and a locksmith had to be called.
28:21 Gibraltar History & Context: The closure followed a referendum where Gibraltarians overwhelmingly voted to remain British. When the road border opened in 1985, a practice run revealed tarmac buildup blocking the Spanish side of the gate. Gibraltar's unique geography (small size, runway intersecting main road) is mentioned.
31:23 Gibraltar Sieges & Superstitions: Its history includes the Great Siege (1779-83). A WWII superstition held that British rule depended on the Barbary apes remaining; Churchill ordered their numbers maintained at 24, leading to an "Officer in Charge of Apes." Plans existed for soldiers to hide in caves if Gibraltar fell (Operation Trace). The blockade paradoxically strengthened Gibraltarian identity against Spain. The historical "Ceremony of the Keys" involved the governor guarding the keys closely.
39:16 Aristotle's Bogus Bestseller: Andy reveals that "Aristotle's Masterpiece," a hugely popular 17th-century sex, pregnancy, and childbirth manual, had nothing to do with the actual Aristotle and was published over 2000 years after his death.
40:34 Publication History & Use: The book used Aristotle's name for authority/sexiness and was reprinted until the 1930s, outselling all other contemporary reproduction books combined. Cheaply printed, owners often wrote in them, recording births, sometimes used later as proof of age (e.g., for pensions).
43:45 Content vs. Reality: The book contained much folklore and inaccuracy (womb placement, milk gender tests). This contrasts with the actual Aristotle's views, which were also often wrong, especially about women (fewer teeth, specific temperaments, orgasm theories) and animals (aurochs' projectile poo, elephants' knees).
48:46 Defending/Critiquing Aristotle: Discussion balances Aristotle's factual errors with his philosophical importance (Golden Mean) and his pioneering role as an empiricist (observing eels, classifying nature), albeit one sometimes justifying existing social structures. Poems from another pseudo-Aristotle work ("Aristotle's Problems") are shared.
55:04 Outro: Hosts wrap up and provide contact/tour information.